The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXV: It's Only Castles Burning

[thør]

I don't think so. I was stuck for about 45 minutes yesterday, the car was 3/4ths into the street. Once again he came and drove right by me and my kid.

https://media.tenor.co/images/dde87f445b174a02cc84539e8dfa26e9/raw

 

[silver gurl]

Homer!

Actually, Mr. Plow is in a no win situation. If he does not plow, we complain. If he does plow, we complain.

 

[Lancecastor]

I was just pulling out and he came.

Uh huh.

 

[silver gurl]

Uh huh.

Lancie, did you not get a Valentine?

 

[Lancecastor]

Lancie, did you not get a Valentine?

Not from my snow plow driver...

 

[silver gurl]

Not from my snow plow driver...

Maybe next year.

 

[irksomesauce]

and the ones complaining the loudest are those who delight in being total boors, oafish, vile, insulting, rude, sexist/racist/fucking goddamned poor excuses for human beings.

if they didn't behave the way they did here, there would have been no interest in a new lounge.

Just because the progressive owner of this site still won't go so low as your desire for making the GB a paid subscription service to even more forcefully keep who you don't subjectively like out, doesn't mean you have to so hypocritically keep voicing here on the great free speech GB what you can't on your new, totally moderated and censored, special snowflake home...

Try voicing your flaming "total boors[sic], oafish, vile, insulting, rude, sexist/racist/fucking goddamned poor excuses for human beings" there, you obese glob of nazi pig fuck.*

* dibs on "obese glob of nazi pig fuck™" in reference to limey socialist piece of shit butters, aka buttwipes.

 

[Sean]

If I could draw more than the curtains, I'd do my bathroom floor like this.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4yZ-3qUkAEM9z9.jpg

 

[Lancecastor]

Maybe next year.

You're thinking about going back to work?

Salt spreader!

 

[lovetoread]

Here is your love - had to steal from Canada because we know ours will never do this

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/624/cpsprodpb/14D53/production/_88413358_trudeaupride.jpg

i have a thing for him

oh yea

 

[KingOrfeo]

Hey, baby! If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd group all the vowels together at the beginning! Doesn't that make sense? And then I'd pair the voiced consonants with their unvoiced counterparts -- b with p, d with t, and so on. C'mon, let's have a bit of system here! Why does alphabetical order have to be so damned random?!

This is the kind of thing I think about when I've had way too much caffeine.

For some reason, its success as a pickup line is extremely limited.

 

[silver gurl]

i have a thing for him

oh yea

My kind of candy.

 

[phantom4533]

Why is there no healthy low-calorie fat?

 

[KingOrfeo]

Why is there no healthy low-calorie fat?

Because God hates you.

 

[pete]

What a craptastic day.

did it improve ?

or continue on into a crap-tastrophe ?

 

[irksomesauce]

The new moderator of the the Pink Pussy Lounge and a junior blurt bitch gushing over Donald Trump's sloppy seconds...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4j-PfVUEAArZBB.jpg

...the socialist product of a Fidel-Margaret-Pierre creampie fest?

http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/roflmao.gif

 

[Fata Morgana]

Has this cunt had a brain injury tonight or what?

 

[pete]

Has this cunt had a brain injury tonight or what?

time to restock the iggy list, yeah?

 

[Greypowerful]

Has this cunt had a brain injury tonight or what?

Try not to notice it, please?

 

[silver gurl]

It is February. People tend to lose it this time of the year.

 

[thør]

It is February. People tend to lose it this time of the year.

But the sun is out and the days are getting longer.

 

[pink]

Good god, Hank barks loud. Scared the the living daylights out of me. He barks like a hound.

 

[lovetoread]

so i have chondromalacia patellae, which goes to show that exercise is bad for you

 

[Pookie]

Good god, Hank barks loud. Scared the the living daylights out of me. He barks like a hound.

That's a beagle! Mine could wake the dead with their barking and howling.

 

[irksomesauce]

Friggin' wanker queen wannabe.