The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXV: It's Only Castles Burning

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The husband banged his elbow while on the sled today. The bone is sticking out. Gah. I am icing it. I really don't want to spend 36 hours at the ER.
 
The husband banged his elbow while on the sled today. The bone is sticking out. Gah. I am icing it. I really don't want to spend 36 hours at the ER.

Damn. Riding jackets are usually pretty tough, and it still skinned it to the bone?
 
I called my 93 yr old aunt to wish her a happy birthday a while back. During our conversation I asked if she would share her sugar cookie recipe. Today, not only did I get a couple of her cookie recipes I got cookies!!! YUM!!
 
On 1st February 2017 Brian Herbert stated on his Twitter account that Legendary Pictures had signed Denis Villeneuve to direct "the exciting new DUNE series film project".
 
brian herbert is a fucking cunt who made a career out of raping the shit out of his father's corpse, so who gives a fuck. besides, if he thinks it's good then that pretty much means it's gonna be terrible.
 
ah, imdb is closing down their forums. where will all the racists, perverts and stupid cunts go now when they want to say idiotic shit about movies?
 
ah, imdb is closing down their forums. where will all the racists, perverts and stupid cunts go now when they want to say idiotic shit about movies?

They're already here talking about politics so...... ;)
 
Funny story inspired by another thread: I once dated someone to whom I inadvertently texted "Show me your bobs".

Within minutes she had sent me a picture of her chest with the head of Bob, her office-mate, superimposed over each boob.

Right then and there I thought she might be a keeper.
 
i won't talk to you here, dear...
unless you want.

hard to hold hands here.
 
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