"Now, what do you tell your mother about me and other women again, missy?"
"You don't have other women."
"That's right, because I have you and her, but you don't say a thing about that!"
"No, I don't!"
"No, sir! I wasn't an officer in the Army for twenty years to have you leave out the 'sir' part! Oh, and you're going to go off the Pill so that when your mother does find out, it will be too late to stop me knocking you up! With any luck, she'll cave and let me breed the both of you!"