Star Wars - Episode VIII: The Last Jedi

[JohnnySavage]

he doesn't like music, either. why he's still alive i have no idea.

I'm just here for the beer and titties

 

[JohnnySavage]

A movie to masturbate to Chris Pine with that just happens to be an awesome movie to watch when not masturbating, although I don't know why you wouldn't.

I hope Chris is a lady with big ole titties.

 

[Pookie]

I hope Chris is a lady with big ole titties.

He has sorta long hair in the movie. Just pretend.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I'm just here for the beer and titties

Star Wars has that.


kinda sorta

 

[VaticanAssassin]

20,016

 

[Hard_Rom]

Explains

So

Much

To you!
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[pointless]

Star Wars has that.


kinda sorta

well, sideboob anyway.

rey has cute boobs, but i've sadly only seen them when she was playing a corpse. i can't wank to a corpse, damnit. my depravity has limits and corpses just aren't that sexy.

 

[JohnnySavage]

http://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Daisy-Ridley-Tits-1024x660.jpg

 

[pointless]

see? how the hell can you wank to that?

 

[Typo Fu Master]

I guess I'm another that probably won't see it. Loved the first 3 movies as a kid. Then they wait for forever and release 3 prequels. I can't even recall what happened in them. I haven't watched a Star Wars film since.

Much as I enjoy sci-fi, this whole series is basically one giant war movie. And I'm just not that into war movies. Especially when they're stretched out over several movies and dance back and forth through time without any actual time travelling. If you're gonna do a prequel, do ONE prequel after all the other movies are made.

Also, Jar Jar Binks.

Signed, another Trekkie.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Daisy-Ridley-Tits-1024x660.jpg

see? how the hell can you wank to that?

hmmm.

I luv me some Daisy Ridley, but you hardly ever see big-breasted gals as naked corpses in movies. Too distracting, I suppose.

As a side relief, you have the talented Stella Cox as Rey in "Deep Space Anal Cramming."

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http://picstate.com/files/3546107_x21nd/hohsc_b.jpg

 

[pink]

I have been obsessed with Star Wars since I was a young girl. Nothings changed.

 

[pink]

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[IrezumiKiss]

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[Magnetron]

Anything will be better than Episodes 1, 2 and 3.

 

[Pookie]

http://www.thelandofshadow.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Jar_Jar_FU.jpg

 

[spacekowboy]

Me. Because I am not into it at all.

Its like you like making me weep or something.

 

[spacekowboy]

Explains

So

Much

I thought the exact same sentence.
Exact.

 

[Magnetron]

http://www.thelandofshadow.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Jar_Jar_FU.jpg

Meeza thinks you needin a special sumthin sumthin to calm your butthurt hole okieday?

 

[pointless]

you be nice to her while she's using melanie laurent as her av, you bastard.

or at least be nice to her av.

 

[PG13]

I have been obsessed with Star Wars since I was a young girl. Nothings changed.

I like Star Wars, but the a last time I saw a complete Star Wars movie was Return of the Jedi in 1983. I was in HS - imagine fanboy Eric Forman from That 70's show.

Within the last year or two, I watched edited versions of the prequel movies on Youtube.

I haven't seen the 2 new ones (Force Awakens and Rogue One).

So, will I see The Last Jedi in a theater? I've got a bad feeling about that.

 

[pointless]

damnit. why did i watch that fucking seagulls video again. it's not going to leave my fucking head.

 

[pointless]

this one is also evil.

 

[Pookie]

this one is also evil.

I couldn't stop watching it.

 

[Pookie]

I'm like this now ...

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