The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXI: Blurt Blisters

[thør]

I love dogs but this dogs' snoring would be too much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A5-lV47Mu8

So, this dog could be slowly smoked and then, fricasseed?

 

[Aglaopheme]

She smacked that bug dead with a big ol' smile on her face.

The most interesting thing was the music starting off in the player piano so far.

 

[Que]

"As is clearly evident. . ."

Somebody has been binge-watching Law and Order and improving their vocabulary.

I think it is just adorbs.

 

[Disgustipated]

Lovely day

 

[raindancer]

My mind won't shut off so I can't fall asleep. Just waiting for the tea kettle...

 

[TwinkleStars]

So, this dog could be slowly smoked and then, fricasseed?

No.

 

[Que]

My mind won't shut off so I can't fall asleep. Just waiting for the tea kettle...

Masturbation FTW!

Oh, wait. . .

-sorry.

 

[raindancer]

Yeah. Go ahead. Rub it in that I can't rub one out.
Chamomile is not sexy.

 

[thør]

Okay, then, in gravy.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Lavender can help.

 

[cleaver]

Listening to Vincenzo's last call on a football Sunday when the Doyers lost was anti-climatic.

didn't go to a game
that was to be bad
but turned out good
to listen to a bad game
that was still magical

class act all the way

 

[Disgustipated]

didn't go to a game
that was to be bad
but turned out good
to listen to a bad game
that was still magical

class act all the way

Absolutely. I cut that post too short. It's a shame so many will never hear him talk about life.

 

[spacemanspiff_11]

Another day, another salary lost in the NFL....

 

[Noor]

I hope the big one doesn't happen in the next couple days.

 

[Lyricalli]

I hope for the big one every day.

 

[Noor]

I hope for the big one every day.

I am talking earthquakes and you are talking?
orgasms? lottery winnings?

 

[Porkwarrior]

I need to stop actually reading th'ds in the GB, I only want happy thoughts.

 

[Lyricalli]

I am talking earthquakes and you are talking?
orgasms? lottery winnings?

Sandwiches. Nothing like a good Dagwood.

 

[Porkwarrior]

Why can't you put mustard ON TOP of the sauerkraut?

 

[Lyricalli]

Why not just mix them together?

 

[removed9556]

 

[Lyricalli]

Classic idealistic liberal talk.

I am a bleeding heart idealist, it's true. Though, it does seem a workable compromise to just blend the flavors together without worrying what's on top and what's on the bottom.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Lyricalli]

People who bitch about nonsense like whether or not the mustard is on top or under the sauerkraut deserve to have it all mixed up into one.

 

[Saint Peter]

I will slather the mustard on my own dog, thankyouverymuch.