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I feel like I need to release some of this information I have discovered about birthdays. So not cool you guys.
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If it's that they are depressing and awful, we already know that!
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She calls me Papi.
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Scorpio girls are sluts I know that much.
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Especially when it's not your birthday.
That is exactly right. But do you know why?
The last few days have been really awful for me. I have been so busy with this one person's birthday... My daughter.
It turned ridiculous. Her birthday... It morphed into this monster.
Have you ever had a friend or a partner whose birthday never seemed to end? And has that person ever had a whole boatload of asshole friends with birthday ideas and crazy extravagant presents?
Birthday breakfast, birthday lunch, birthday dinner, birthday concert, birthday scuba dive, birthday cruise.
Wtf? What happened to just going to McDonald's and eating a happy meal?
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*grinning at what was assigned to me*
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No, but I've heard people talking about birthdays like that. I bet that gets to be a little too much. I would be worn out after the birthday lunch!
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Goddamnit. It might as well be a Saturday in the fucking winter.
Breakfast. Read. Nap. Opera.
These days, I need to have access to both shorts and tee shirts (for wear during the day) as well as long trousers and long-sleeved shirts (for wear at night).
The furnace isn't on (yet) but if history is any guide, it will be by the middle of the month.
Do I really want to run a half marathon tomorrow morning ? It means I'll have to get up in the dark and go out there in ~63°F (17°C). I suppose I can do it even though I haven't run that far in two years. If worse comes to worse, I can walk home. The biggest question (as always) is desire.
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No, but I've heard people talking about birthdays like that. I bet that gets to be a little too much. I would be worn out after the birthday lunch!
Not all in the same day -- we've yet to do the cruise. I'll have to put in for some time off work. We have another lunch this afternoon. Lol
She's had a fabulous time so far. But yeah. My friends are cunts. Wait til their kids have a birthday. It's going to be all on. On like Donkey Kong.
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Hey GS, guess what I saw shopping last night. A Malteser pavlova!!
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Sorry to break the mom interlude (not really)
But DAAAAAYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUM I forgot how bathed in awesomesauce old school Metallica was. Y'know, before the Black album & Napster (yeah I'm that old)
ALCOHOLICA, DRINK'EM'ALL!
They were even Mr. Tinkles fav band
http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y477/porkwarrior1/MrWinkle2_zps1783be15.jpg
But DAAAAAYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUM I forgot how bathed in awesomesauce old school Metallica was. Y'know, before the Black album & Napster (yeah I'm that old)
ALCOHOLICA, DRINK'EM'ALL!
They were even Mr. Tinkles fav band
http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y477/porkwarrior1/MrWinkle2_zps1783be15.jpg
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That's Mr. Winkle!
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Ooohhhoohoohoo! Go back there and buy it woman!
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Not all in the same day -- we've yet to do the cruise. I'll have to put in for some time off work. We have another lunch this afternoon. Lol
She's had a fabulous time so far. But yeah. My friends are cunts. Wait til their kids have a birthday. It's going to be all on. On like Donkey Kong.
Wait, so this birthday is stretched out over several days???
What ever just happened to cake and ice cream?
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Wait, so this birthday is stretched out over several days???
What ever just happened to cake and ice cream?
My friends. My fucking friends happened.
My name is Girlsmileyus Decimus Awesomeness, commander of the kitchen in the south, General of the Sydney Regions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Laurelless Laurellius. Mother to a spoilt daughter, wife to a hot wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
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You did NOT meet him!?!?
Yeah Mr. Winkle was a rock star, haa haa but a smiley one.
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Jesus Fucking Christ.
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