Do you have a contingency plan in place to let Litsters know of your death?

[yossi]

I've asked laurel if my ashes can be scattered in the GB. I'm sure there will be a lovely memorial service.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I've asked laurel if my ashes can be scattered in the GB. I'm sure there will be a lovely memorial service.

Before that, would you mind having a nude open casket?

Some of us are rather lonely, and you'll be dead anyway. So, no harm there.

 

[Emerson40]

And here I thought Hashtag would have been doing your eulogy.

Have you seen his typing? Hear that spoken aloud and you won't be sure if I had died, or if hashy was having a cerebrovascular accident.

And forget cursive... Jackson Pollock paintings are more legible.

 

[yossi]

As long as I'm actually dead, and not bring-out-your-dead dead, feel free to plunder my remains.

 

[gardenia19]

Nope.

 

[BotanyBoy]

As long as I'm actually dead, and not bring-out-your-dead dead, feel free to plunder my remains.

As a donor I always wonder if they would even use my parts.

Like is my liver as pickled as I think it is?

When I think about my cardiovascular system I think about the military and partying, smoking, pizza and wings jeeez the laundry list of bad juju is practically complete. Like mustard gas is about all I'm missing.

I guess a ragged out ride that still runs is better than no ride though.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Have you seen his typing? Hear that spoken aloud and you won't be sure if I had died, or if hashy was having a cerebrovascular accident.

And forget cursive... Jackson Pollock paintings are more legible.

I'm sure after a few editings Hashtag will give a sterling eulogy.

//////

As long as I'm actually dead, and not bring-out-your-dead dead, feel free to plunder my remains.

Even in death, you're one of the kindest people here.

 

[RoryN]

This message is hidden because life is on RoryN's ignore list.

^^^bump when the time comes plz.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

This message is hidden because life is on RoryN's ignore list.

^^^bump when the time comes plz.

Just because life is hidden doesn't mean death is.

The Grim Reaper is always nearby.

 

[yossi]

I guess a ragged out ride that still runs is better than no ride though.

That's what I tell myself each time my car barely makes it to the mechanic for fixing.

But, really, I'm sure the parts that can be used will be much appreciated by those who receive them. There aren't enough donors in the world.

 

[lovecraft68]

This message is hidden because life is on RoryN's ignore list.

^^^bump when the time comes plz.

Seems more like you're on life's ignore list because you obviously don't have one.

 

[Kantarii]

I'm gonna try and fuck my way through the pearly gates. They'll open up or someone will have a pearl necklace when they wanted to swallow I'm bad, probably just bought my front seat in Hell on that note. Kant

 

[yossi]

Even in death, you're one of the kindest people here.

Some days are easier than others.

 

[RoryN]

Just because life is hidden doesn't mean death is.

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oEduOCYmD06efJMVG/giphy.gif

 

[zipman]

No, I don't.

 

[artemesia_g]

I'm married to my contingency plan. But I've let her know that my tragic passing is not to be mentioned on the public board; only in PMs to those who have lusted after me in vain.

You still haven't told me if I can share all those nudes of you, though.

 

[Hypoxia]

Any day now.

 

[Bookishleigh]

I'm beginning to feel that I need to have more friends crossing over into other forms of social media in case I do die.

Facebook

Twitter

Please be sure to add me to your social network links so that if I die you're all aware.

 

[pink]

If I disappear, I'm dead.

 

[Queersetti]

When Quoll died, half the board thought it was me. When Query goes, that will be the other half.

 

[Bookishleigh]

When Quoll died, half the board thought it was me. When Query goes, that will be the other half.

I MAY have asked someone if you were a Query alt at one point in time.....

 

[Wings]

I'm married to my contingency plan. But I've let her know that my tragic passing is not to be mentioned on the public board; only in PMs to those who have lusted after me in vain.

This is a relief.

 

[MonaLittle]

When Quoll died, half the board thought it was me. When Query goes, that will be the other half.

Im part of that half, to be honest. I get all the "Q" litizens mixed up. Are you the one who travels to Italy in the winter?

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

I'm gonna try and fuck my way through the pearly gates. They'll open up or someone will have a pearl necklace when they wanted to swallow I'm bad, probably just bought my front seat in Hell on that note. Kant

they don't let Emo kids into heaven bro!

Stew

 

[Queersetti]

Im part of that half, to be honest. I get all the "Q" litizens mixed up. Are you the one who travels to Italy in the winter?

Yes. Also, the one who is alive.