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I smell the blood of an Englishman...

(Don't panic, HP ;) )

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I tried to donate some good English blood. But halfway through the first page of her checklist, the woman with the official-looking badge said: 'No. Sorry.'

Oh, well. :eek:
 
I tried to donate some good English blood. But halfway through the first page of her checklist, the woman with the official-looking badge said: 'No. Sorry.'

Oh, well. :eek:

"You really shouldn't travel so much if you want to give blood," was the advice I received.
 
I tried to donate some good English blood. But halfway through the first page of her checklist, the woman with the official-looking badge said: 'No. Sorry.'

Oh, well. :eek:

Did she say Why ?
Hope it was OK. Some of these bloody Women can be martinet-like.

Frequent Flyers?

I have fairies at the bottom of my garden; and they frequently fly.
 
You've never really experienced camping until you wake up with a skunk standing inside your tent. :eek:

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Personally, I reckon you've never really experienced camping until you wake up to find a maid with a freshly-brewed mug of coffee inside your tent. :)
 
You've never really experienced camping until you wake up with a skunk standing inside your tent. :eek:
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Well, of course, we don't have 'wild' skunks in the UK.
In a Zoo could be a different problem.

Personally, I reckon you've never really experienced camping until you wake up to find a maid with a freshly-brewed mug of coffee inside your tent. :)

Yes, of such are dreams made.
 
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