SamScribble
Yeah, still just a guru
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... are a girl's best friend![]()
Marilyn Monroe
And very wholesome (and winsome), she looked. . . .
On the whole, you win some, lose some, and break even on the rest.
John Leguizamo (played Toulouse-Lautrec in "Moulin Rouge", which I know w/o having seen it or looked it/him up)
legumes
Beans, beans, the magical fruit.
The more you eat the more you toot.
The more you toot the better you feel.
So let's have beans for every meal.
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Jack and that damn beanstalk. As if it didn't cause enough trouble!
I smell the blood of an Englishman...
(Don't panic, HP)
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I tried to donate some good English blood. But halfway through the first page of her checklist, the woman with the official-looking badge said: 'No. Sorry.'
Oh, well.![]()
"You really shouldn't travel so much if you want to give blood," was the advice I received.
Blame the airline loyalty schemes.![]()
I tried to donate some good English blood. But halfway through the first page of her checklist, the woman with the official-looking badge said: 'No. Sorry.'
Oh, well.![]()
Frequent Flyers?
Did she say Why ?
Hope it was OK. Some of these bloody Women can be martinet-like.
Or Martini-like - dry.
I have fairies at the bottom of my garden; and they frequently fly.
I have pigs at the bottom of mine and they regularly fly too.![]()
I have dangling cats. Okay, they're wind chimes, I promise they are not dead cats.
sorry...first thing - Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road - Stealer's Wheel
Oh, go on. Get a real one, please. Like - HERE.
You've never really experienced camping until you wake up with a skunk standing inside your tent.
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You've never really experienced camping until you wake up with a skunk standing inside your tent.
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Personally, I reckon you've never really experienced camping until you wake up to find a maid with a freshly-brewed mug of coffee inside your tent.![]()