The Isolated Blurt Thread XXX: Well Endowed Cock Sleeves

[phantom4533]

I have no dates. I still have figs.

 

[phantom4533]

And wine. I still have wine so I'm good.

 

[raindancer]

I need a wine and date night.

 

[pollynova]

I have no dates. I still have figs.

I have Fig Newtons.

 

[Lorilei]

Holy nosebleed, Batman.

 

[spacekowboy]

I need a wine and date night.

Compromise?

Pizza and beer and a movie?

I promise not to cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket.

 

[spacekowboy]

This time.....

 

[doctor_insanus]

For the love of Christ. I clicked that thinking it was something that would moisten the Netherlands in a good way. That is fucking horrible shit. Doc will have a hard-on for weeks.

I've already had a hard-on for weeks, thankyouverymuch.

This was just a super-special bonus.

http://rs818.pbsrc.com/albums/zz102/magicspoon/Happy/Fistpump/fistpump_zpsf744e1b6.gif~c200

 

[pollynova]

Compromise?

Pizza and beer and a movie?

I promise not to cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket.

It doesn't count when you have a pre-cut bucket.

 

[spacekowboy]

It doesn't count when you have a pre-cut bucket.

Quit cock blocking, Miss Polly!


Your are giving away trade sectets.

 

[butters]

me too

me three

 

[raindancer]

Compromise?

Pizza and beer and a movie?

I promise not to cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket.

I'm scared to ask what the hole is for!

 

[Adre]

I'm scared to ask what the hole is for!

*quickly wipes butter off*

 

[Fata Morgana]

I've already had a hard-on for weeks, thankyouverymuch.

This was just a super-special bonus.

http://rs818.pbsrc.com/albums/zz102/magicspoon/Happy/Fistpump/fistpump_zpsf744e1b6.gif~c200

How I deal with spider induced hard-ons.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/47592528-bc52-437e-97d8-a85489f104b8_zpsigoywvn9.gif

 

[spacekowboy]

I'm scared to ask what the hole is for!

You mean Petey never pulled that trick on ya?


I'm disappointed.

 

[NHKitty]

Wine and date night = tomorrow night.
Although not much wine, we have a 5K to run Saturday morning.

 

[raindancer]

You mean Petey never pulled that trick on ya?


I'm disappointed.

Petey won't hang out with me. He never really loved me.

 

[trysail]

Wine and date night = tomorrow night.
Although not much wine, we have a 5K to run Saturday morning.

Good luck !!

Leave 'em in the dust !


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[pollynova]

Quit cock blocking, Miss Polly!


Your are giving away trade sectets.

I'm scared to ask what the hole is for!

Be careful when you reach for a handful at the movies!

 

[NHKitty]

Good luck !!

Leave 'em in the dust !


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Hahaha!! Clearly you've never seen me run.
Think herd of turtles through peanut butter.

But, thanks TS!!

 

[spacekowboy]

Petey won't hang out with me. He never really loved me.

His. Loss.

 

[spacekowboy]

Be careful when you reach for a handful at the movies!

Obviously I'm gonna have to rethink my tactics here...

 

[MonaLittle]

Mmmmm cinnamon muffin.

 

[spacekowboy]

Mmmmm cinnamon muffin.

Reminds me of a girl I dated once.....

 

[Not Normal]

Mmmmm cinnamon muffin.

I just a couple of mini Cinnamon/sugar muffins. I might need one more.