The Isolated Blurt Thread XXX: Well Endowed Cock Sleeves

[Bacigalupo]

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[removed9556]

 

[Tinkersquash]

I was told that if you ask a visiting Jehovah's Witness to remove your name from their paperwork/database, they must comply. I had a chance to try this out a few months ago and they drew a line through my name on their clipboard and said they wouldn't bother me again.

This spiced ginger marmalade is disappointing. Overly sweet, nonexistent bite and no delicious gingery aftertaste. Sadness in a jar.

I got rid of almost all my furniture in May and I'm still trying to figure out what I want to replace it with, but I don't dare until the floors are sanded, stained and varnished. While looking for new furniture, I discovered a style of cabinetry I've never seen before and fell completely in love with it. Unfortunately, it turns out that the Københavnerskab is a rare antique. It took several months but I finally found the piece I was looking for. Since then I've been able to find another brilliant piece, and I'm picking up my third on Thursday. And then I'm stopping for good for sure. Almost probably.

 

[Equinoxe]

'... When Corinth was threatened with a siege by Philip and all the inhabitants were busily active—one polishing his weapons, another collecting stones, a third repairing the wall—and Diogenes saw all this, he hurriedly belted up his cloak and eagerly trundled his tub up and down the streets. When asked why he was doing that, he answered: I, too, am at work and roll my tub so that I will not be the one and only loafer among so many busy people....'

 

[Bookishleigh]

I was told that if you ask a visiting Jehovah's Witness to remove your name from their paperwork/database, they must comply. I had a chance to try this out a few months ago and they drew a line through my name on their clipboard and said they wouldn't bother me again.

This spiced ginger marmalade is disappointing. Overly sweet, nonexistent bite and no delicious gingery aftertaste. Sadness in a jar.
.

A bitter ex of mine once gave them my cell number after I moved out, saying I would love to talk to them. They were very kind when I explained we were all the butt of his prank.

 

[Tinkersquash]

A bitter ex of mine once gave them my cell number after I moved out, saying I would love to talk to them. They were very kind when I explained we were all the butt of his prank.

What a dolt. I'm happy for you that was as creative as he got! I wonder if their outreach practices are voluntary or if everyone has to do one round of knocking on doors? Maybe they have some other volunteer activities for the introverted Jehovah's Witnesses

 

[hashtag45]

During my summer hollidays at my grandparents, my granddad used to receive these prank calls. They often pretended to be from the phone company or to be carrying a survey. He was such a perfect target, he never learned plus he often got angry and started swearing, so commical lol.
During one such calls he was asked to measure the phone cord, which he did. Once he was done: "Now hang yourself with it, sucker!"

 

[butters]

..
I cant pull off that look anymore

good

 

[butters]

finishing a book in the wee hours and getting up at 7? no problemo - naptime here i come

 

[spacekowboy]

Do I hafta be an adult today?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Wings]

I need to book a massage and a whiskey night.

 

[spacekowboy]

This being a responsible adult business is a racket. Had I been told truthfully about it as a child I would have passed.

 

[spacekowboy]

I know a place.

Where the beer flows like wine.

 

[Disgustipated]

http://i.imgur.com/JhFBp4f.jpg

 

[Bookishleigh]

What a dolt. I'm happy for you that was as creative as he got! I wonder if their outreach practices are voluntary or if everyone has to do one round of knocking on doors? Maybe they have some other volunteer activities for the introverted Jehovah's Witnesses

Are thinking of going undercover? Tinkersquash's expose on the inner workings of Jehovah Witnesses outreach program?

 

[Disgustipated]

These are actually pretty cool

These music video vignettes made by Radiohead fans are just incredible

 

[Not Normal]

Do I hafta be an adult today?

Call in sick.

This being a responsible adult business is a racket. Had I been told truthfully about it as a child I would have passed.

A boy goes up to his mother and says "I want to be a musician when I grow up."
The mother replies "One or the other."

 

[Disgustipated]

Call in sick.


A boy goes up to his mother and says "I want to be a musician when I grow up."
The mother replies "One or the other."

I didn't start playing until my late teens (18-19?) so I missed that.

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I'm billing from home today because fuck you.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I ain't gettin' I ain't gettin out of bed today.

Will someone bring me a burrito?

 

[Wings]

I just had a burrito!


Sorry, I ated it.

 

[Disgustipated]

I could burrito.

 

[Disgustipated]

This looks pretty good.

Black Road (2016)

 

[Aglaopheme]

I just had a burrito!


Sorry, I ated it.

Grrrrr

I'm half tempted to hack up the steaks I bought for dinner. One of our neighbor's gave us some beautiful peppers and I have leftover black beans. I may just have to get out of bed.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]