Lost in the Punhouse

[ThisNameIsntTakenYet]

That joke had great timing

Maybe we should get some women to join, it's getting kind of a clockfest in here.

 

[lovecraft68]

Maybe we should get some women to join, it's getting kind of a clockfest in here.

And there's hands on them clocks

 

[ThisNameIsntTakenYet]

And there's hands on them clocks

Hey, don't go pointing the blame on me.

 

[lovecraft68]

Hey, don't go pointing the blame on me.

Something's wrong here, just can't put my finger on it.

 

[Handley_Page]

Something's wrong here, just can't put my finger on it.

All Fingers & Thumbs, sometimes

 

[NicoleZ]

As a sci-fi fan, I adore puns, but I'm terrible at making them, so I'll just suggest the Myth-adventures series by Robert Asprin, if anyone hasn't read it.

You should try Piers Anthony's "Xanth"-series then.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Something's wrong here, just can't put my finger on it.

All Fingers & Thumbs, sometimes

I digit get it at first, but then I thought thumb and now I think you both nailed it.

 

[EverLux]

I digit get it at first, but then I thought thumb and now I think you both nailed it.

I still need it hammered home. These puns keep screwing with my head.


D)

 

[MagicaPractica]

You should try Piers Anthony's "Xanth"-series then.

Read it.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I still need it hammered home. These puns keep screwing with my head.


D)

Oh, I feel bad. If I saw it clearly, and had known it'd be so gut-wrenching for you, I wouldn't have behaved like such a tool.

 

[EverLux]

Oh, I feel bad. If I saw it clearly, and had known it'd be so gut-wrenching for you, I wouldn't have behaved like such a tool.

Sometimes I need things drilled into me.

 

[NicoleZ]

Sometimes I need things drilled into me.

Oh goodies! Someone with a dentist fetish!

 

[EverLux]

Oh goodies! Someone with a dentist fetish!

You, tooth? Most people think I flossed it.

 

[lovecraft68]

You, tooth? Most people think I flossed it.

So you're saying you have cavities that need exploring?

 

[EverLux]

So you're saying you have cavities that need exploring?

Crown here, we don't brush into things like that.

 

[lovecraft68]

Crown here, we don't brush into things like that.

That's what you think. Better brace yourself, unless of course you have a good lawyer on retainer.

 

[EverLux]

That's what you think. Better brace yourself, unless of course you have a good lawyer on retainer.

It's justice, LC. You can tell me--Is the witness on the front of your pants a testimony of my appeal?

 

[lovecraft68]

It's justice, LC. You can tell me--Is the witness on the front of your pants a testimony of my appeal?

Well yes, the witness is an upstanding member of the community, but I deny your appeal and move to strike.

 

[EverLux]

Well yes, the witness is an upstanding member of the community, but I deny your appeal and move to strike.

Oh, I'll just bet you do. Hand out of your docket, old man.

 

[lovecraft68]

Oh, I'll just bet you do. Hand out of your docket, old man.

Oh, yeah? Let's see what the judge has to say.

"Your honor?"

"Why yes I am."

"Well for Christ's sake, get off her!"

 

[EverLux]

Oh, yeah? Let's see what the judge has to say.

"Your honor?"

"Why yes I am."

"Well for Christ's sake, get off her!"

Not sure if your re-erection can do the Job.

 

[lovecraft68]

Not sure if your re-erection can do the Job.

I'll have to poll the voters and see.

 

[EverLux]

Not sure if your re-erection can do the Job.

I'll have to poll the voters and see.

Dammit. That was supposed to be “res-erection.” Typos are the ruiners of pun.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I'll have to poll the voters and see.

Dammit. That was supposed to be “res-erection.” Typos are the ruiners of pun.

I think a well-put-together pole dancer his questions.

 

[EverLux]

I think a well-put-together pole dancer his questions.

I know a place where they have felt floggers in the sham pain room. There's always a lot of male electorate going in the manager's oval orifice.