Lost in the Punhouse

[lovecraft68]

This is the best thread I've read in a long time

What do you mean? "Brows knitted in concentration."

 

[NicoleZ]

Sew what if it does?

A dress?

 

[NicoleZ]

This is the best thread I've read in a long time

Others cast the leaves or use the Tarot. Trust a seamstress to read threads!

 

[OliviaM]

Others cast the leaves or use the Tarot. Trust a seamstress to read threads!

Trying to tell the future with leaves is just insani-tea.

 

[ThisNameIsntTakenYet]

Trying to tell the future with leaves is just insani-tea.

How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it

 

[lovecraft68]

A dress?

I'm feeling hemmed in here.

 

[NicoleZ]

I'm feeling hemmed in here.

(Nice turn!)

I'd better cut you some slacks then, hadn't I.

 

[lovecraft68]

(Nice turn!)

I'd better cut you some slacks then, hadn't I.

that was a seamless transition , right there.

 

[ThisNameIsntTakenYet]

I'd better cut you some slacks then, hadn't I.

Now you're just flying by the seat of your pants.

 

[NicoleZ]

Now you're just flying by the seat of your pants.

I'd have to take them off first to be able to do that.

(Notice how much these things depend on the grammatical interpretation? V+pp or compound verb in this case)

 

[lovecraft68]

I'd have to take them off first to be able to do that.

(Notice how much these things depend on the grammatical interpretation? V+pp or compound verb in this case)

See we were having fun and here you go taking your pants off. Bringing this right back down to the porn board it actually.

Hey, wait, I didn't say you should stop!

pants in anticipation.

 

[NicoleZ]

that was a seamless transition , right there.

"Would you rather it had been double-stitched, sir?"

 

[NicoleZ]

See we were having fun and here you go taking your pants off. Bringing this right back down to the porn board it actually.

Hey, wait, I didn't say you should stop!

pants in anticipation.

"Now what, sir?" she replied with a surprised look on her face as the seat of her pants flew by.

 

[lovecraft68]

"Now what, sir?" she replied with a surprised look on her face as the seat of her pants flew by.

watches pants fly by. Guess we're just going to have to wing it now.

 

[NicoleZ]

"Oh no, sir! If you feel you must, then shoot to kill."

 

[lovecraft68]

"Oh no, sir! If you feel you must, then shoot to kill."

Yes, your pants must die. They were bad pants. Must be something in the jeans that made them that way

 

[dearc]

A man at the furniture factory fell into the upholstery machine. No worries, he's fully recovered now.

 

[lovecraft68]

A man at the furniture factory fell into the upholstery machine. No worries, he's fully recovered now.

And when he emerged, everyone chaired for him

 

[dearc]

And when he emerged, everyone chaired for him

A party was suggested but the idea was tabled.

 

[lovecraft68]

A party was suggested but the idea was tabled.

When they saw him the next day and asked how he was feeling he replied. "Sofa so good.

 

[NicoleZ]

Yes, your pants must die. They were bad pants.

"Oh no! They served me well"

 

[lovecraft68]

My wife always says people should get locked up for telling jokes like these.

I wonder if that means we'd be going to the punitentiary?

 

[Handley_Page]

My wife always says people should get locked up for telling jokes like these.

I wonder if that means we'd be going to the punitentiary?

As long as we can be punctual

 

[MagicaPractica]

As a sci-fi fan, I adore puns, but I'm terrible at making them, so I'll just suggest the Myth-adventures series by Robert Asprin, if anyone hasn't read it.

 

[lovecraft68]

As long as we can be punctual

That joke had great timing