Endless Curiosity

[1sickbastard]

I'm happy being some young idiot making mistakes for the first time, so much better than being an old idiot making the same old mistakes over again .

As well you should!

Enjoy it while you can and make sure you have some awesome adventure while making your own idiotic mistakes.

 

[DarkSimian]

Now....

*taps foot impatiently*

How's about some of the below?

ok, I will recount on of my Tales To Astonish....

Several years ago, I was dating a coworker. We work the graveyard shift, and at breakfast after work, she says she wants to see a movie. What kind of movie can you see at 8AM on a Thursday. She says she knows a place. Well, we wind up at the adult bookstore! As I am browsing through the store, she rents us a video room. But there's a catch; Thursday is Gay Day, and they run (mostly) gay male videos in all the rooms. He will run a mainstream movie for us, but if anyone comes in, he will change the video. We agree, and go into the room. We start watching the movie, pretty standard porn movie, and we both start getting turned on. I ask her to suck me, which she agrees to. I pull out my cock, and she starts giving me head. But she wants to work all of my cock, and wants me to undo and pull down my jeans, which I do. She then gasps, and starts to laugh. I was wearing my Peanut M&M boxers, and the opening was at his nose, so it looked like Mr. Peanut had a huge Pinocchio nose! Needless to say, the day did not end the way I had hoped......

Addendum: retelling the story to some friends, my girlfriend made one of them spew beer from laughing at Gay Day and Mr. Peanut.....

 

[SassySheDevil]

ok, I will recount on of my Tales To Astonish....

Several years ago, I was dating a coworker. We work the graveyard shift, and at breakfast after work, she says she wants to see a movie. What kind of movie can you see at 8AM on a Thursday. She says she knows a place. Well, we wind up at the adult bookstore! As I am browsing through the store, she rents us a video room. But there's a catch; Thursday is Gay Day, and they run (mostly) gay male videos in all the rooms. He will run a mainstream movie for us, but if anyone comes in, he will change the video. We agree, and go into the room. We start watching the movie, pretty standard porn movie, and we both start getting turned on. I ask her to suck me, which she agrees to. I pull out my cock, and she starts giving me head. But she wants to work all of my cock, and wants me to undo and pull down my jeans, which I do. She then gasps, and starts to laugh. I was wearing my Peanut M&M boxers, and the opening was at his nose, so it looked like Mr. Peanut had a huge Pinocchio nose! Needless to say, the day did not end the way I had hoped......

Addendum: retelling the story to some friends, my girlfriend made one of them spew beer from laughing at Gay Day and Mr. Peanut.....

LMAO that is awesome!!

 

[SassySheDevil]

I absolutely love ourdoors sex. My favorite is the parks. I love the thrill of possibly being seen/heard.
We were at the park one day and we walked down my the water and started making out and things got a little more aggressive and he started ripping at my clothes to get them off and pushed me up against a tree. When I bent over, I was holding onto a branch and he was fucking me pretty good, when I looked down and saw a raccoon walking towards us and I screamed. Shot his dick straight out of me and busted up laughing when I realized what I did. He turned around thinking it was people/cops or something and started laughing.

Like DS, That ruined the fun for that day, but still funnier than hell. I like being watched, but not typically by the forest creatures.

 

[DarkSimian]

LMAO that is awesome!!

this is the universe's way of telling me I can't get laid.....

 

[SassySheDevil]

this is the universe's way of telling me I can't get laid.....

Mr Peanut needs to make more appearances. Humor is a good thing!

 

[DarkSimian]

Mr Peanut needs to make more appearances. Humor is a good thing!

sadly, I had to retire him. And I make women laugh all the time, as can be seen in my profile pic

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

D(.)(.)

Dollie------------ We camped most of our lives and sex on a picnic table, in the water, or the woods was normal. We've been watched by many woodland creatures and humans. That was part of the fun. You haven't had sex until you've been watched by deer or racoons. Skunks are scary!

 

[SassySheDevil]

sadly, I had to retire him. And I make women laugh all the time, as can be seen in my profile pic

You stop it!! You are a sweetheart!

 

[DarkSimian]

You stop it!! You are a sweetheart!

did you look at it? I've changed it....

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

D(.)(.)

did you look at it? I've changed it....

Dollie------ He's so cuddly!

 

[Azuldrgon]

Okay, a public sex experience:

There was a woman I dated while in the military. She was a cute redhead. So my favorite sex time with her was located near a golf course on post. I wrote about that in a story. (To Corrupt a Church Boy.)

What is not known however, was that there was a second instance. This one was located on the other side of the course. We saw a clear area where I laid down and she bent down to undo my BDU pants. After she fished my cock out, she sucked on me until I was hard before she slid onto me with her skirt covering just in case. It was a slow ride for her and I felt every bit of her pussy squeeze me. I swear to God I thought I impregnated her that day.

Fuck, a hot memory....*blushing*

 

[Absinth3]

Great question. I admit I openly say vulgar sexual acts I've done and want to do to female lit members but I can't see myself physically cheating. If we break apart it's because of numerous reasons not just sex. Love is too strong to be quelled by only sex. When I love I love hard. I feel guilty just being on lit to be honest.

that's beautiful... and sexy

 

[SassySheDevil]

did you look at it? I've changed it....

LOL I admit I rarely look at profiles anymore.. But um.. is he pierced?

 

[Azuldrgon]

that's beautiful... and sexy

Welcome to Lit.

 

[DarkSimian]

LOL I admit I rarely look at profiles anymore.. But um.. is he pierced?

ribbed for your pleasure

 

[SassySheDevil]

ribbed for your pleasure

Oh and boy are they ever!!!

 

[DarkSimian]

Oh and boy are they ever!!!

*mentally works out the mechanics based on your height*

 

[Absinth3]

Welcome to Lit.

Why thank you sir

*deep curtsy*

 

[Absinth3]

Hey DarkSimian

all of Texas is flat and fugly except for East Texas which is only a step up at semi-fugly. I just moved from there so I know you ain't bragging about much.

Hehehe

 

[Trekka]

So it's Sex In Public Saturday, yes?

I *may or may not* be wanted for indecent exposure, lude and lascivious behavior, etc in Germany due to sexcapades in a hotel stairwell-- a trench coat with nothing beneath it was involved. And a camera. Er, multiple cameras, as it were...

 

[weekender43]

all of Texas is flat and fugly except for East Texas which is only a step up at semi-fugly. I just moved from there so I know you ain't bragging about much.

Hehehe

All of Texas is flat??? Must not have seen much of Texas.

 

[Endless_Night]

So it's Sex In Public Saturday, yes?

I *may or may not* be wanted for indecent exposure, lude and lascivious behavior, etc in Germany due to sexcapades in a hotel stairwell-- a trench coat with nothing beneath it was involved. And a camera. Er, multiple cameras, as it were...

.....................I feel, strongly, that this needs further - extremely detailed - explanation.

Purely academic curiosity, of course.

 

[Trekka]

.....................I feel, strongly, that this needs further - extremely detailed - explanation.

Purely academic curiosity, of course.

Martinis were involved, for starters. They were 2-for-1.

 

[ViciousTease]

Martinis were involved, for starters. They were 2-for-1.

The best stories often start with 2-for-1.

(EN, that's like a buy one get one free shoe sale. )