My Shady Goods

[Icy1]

Really? So I can add an iron to the short list entitled "Things That Were Never Used in Icy's Playtime". Are you sure you never did a dress up as a laundry woman?

Cheers

I've taken pics hanging laundry on the clothes line, folding clean clothes and putting dirty clothes in the washing machine. Also mopping but never ironing. Lol

 

[HonorableRogue]

Hehehe, while the 8-second hog-tying method is quite fun, I went with a gentler approach: let him get used to being tied up while I showed off my knots and told him some of the fun I was going to have with him.

By the way, Pi, recited to the 7th digit was his safe number.

I didn't realize you had been a Girl Scout Lyric. If only your scout leaders knew how you'd put all those knots to use one day! I had Pi accurately out to 6 decimal places but I rounded the 7th. Thank God I picked 'harder' for my safe word.

I know you two are just playing but as someone who knows pi to the 10th decimal place with certainty and more a few more of the following digits with some measure of confidence, you are making me depressed.

Sorry Lizzie. Let's see if I can restore your enjoyment of Pi.

Penis Index (PI)
A PI is 3.14 cm (or approximately 1.25"). The average male penis is 4-4.85 PI (5-6"). Most women agree a 6 PI specimen is perfect, a career the porn industry typically requires a 7 PI and every man on the Internet has an 8 PI penis.

Well, considering it would be needed under stress, I wouldn't require him to recite more than that, especially since seven is my favorite number.

It's okay, though, he never chose to use it.

He didn't yell Pi? How disappointing.

Oh ok then. Yes yes it makes sense.

Well I can vouch that if there's one thing Lyric likes it's for her sex to make sense. Makes the role-playing QUITE a challenge. Good thing I'm always up for the challenge (pun fully intended).

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

I've taken pics hanging laundry on the clothes line, folding clean clothes and putting dirty clothes in the washing machine. Also mopping but never ironing. Lol

I remember the hanging the laundry pics and the washing machine pics. Oh! And the mopping in the sports bra. Clearly you need an ironing series to complete the set.

Pulease!!!

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

An open apology to my loyal commenters. I was informed that I have been rude and thoughtless for promising pictures that I never delivered. I will start making amends with these...

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here...

And here.​

Mea Culpa.

Cheers

 

[LizzieEr]

An open apology to my loyal commenters. I was informed that I have been rude and thoughtless for promising pictures that I never delivered. I will start making amends with these...


Meal Culpa.

Cheers

Pfft.... too little too late.

Also
MEA

 

[HonorableRogue]

Pfft.... too little too late.

Also
MEA

You promised you wouldn't call it little anymore.

But the pfft felt nice.

Cheers

 

[LizzieEr]

You promised you wouldn't call it little anymore.

But the pfft felt nice.

Cheers

Yes but you also said.... hell I don't know.

 

[Icy1]

An open apology to my loyal commenters. I was informed that I have been rude and thoughtless for promising pictures that I never delivered. I will start making amends with these...

Mea Culpa.

Cheers

Forgiven.
You on top then you on the bottom. That order of events works perfectly for me.
Looking delightful rogue.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Yes but you also said.... hell I don't know.

I said I WIN! No we're not playing again.

Forgiven.
You on top then you on the bottom. That order of events works perfectly for me.
Looking delightful rogue.

I wish I knew years ago that the easy way to diffuse a disagreement or situation was to take my clothes off. So many would have ended differently. I'm on board with your plan Icy. Heads I win. Tails I win.

Thanks Icy!

Cheers

 

[msglendale32A]

An open apology to my loyal commenters. I was informed that I have been rude and thoughtless for promising pictures that I never delivered. I will start making amends with these...

Mea Culpa.

Cheers

Maybe I said so before, but apologizing in the nude always works nicely.

 

[Kimleigh]

An open apology to my loyal commenters. I was informed that I have been rude and thoughtless for promising pictures that I never delivered. I will start making amends with these...

Mea Culpa.

Cheers

The Elvis song that I am listening to now is a perfect reflection of what happens while I am looking at your body:

Lord Almighty,
I feel my temperature rising
Higher higher
It's burning through to my soul

Mr. Rogue, more deliveries to my personal inbox would be appreciated! Please and thank you!

 

[Omegawolfen]

An open apology to my loyal commenters. I was informed that I have been rude and thoughtless for promising pictures that I never delivered. I will start making amends with these...

Mea Culpa.

Cheers

My eyes are drawn to what can't be completely seen, kind of like you know something is there but you only see it from the corner of your eye. Enticing pics as always HR

 

[talikat]

An open apology to my loyal commenters. I was informed that I have been rude and thoughtless for promising pictures that I never delivered. I will start making amends with these...


Mea Culpa.

Cheers

I forgive you!!

 

[HonorableRogue]

Maybe I said so before, but apologizing in the nude always works nicely.

I do recall you saying that before and I realized:

1. You were absolutely correct
2. You're naked in your AV so must apologize to Glendale a lot
   

Thanks for teaching me your trick Ms G!

The Elvis song that I am listening to now is a perfect reflection of what happens while I am looking at your body:

Lord Almighty,
I feel my temperature rising
Higher higher
It's burning through to my soul

Mr. Rogue, more deliveries to my personal inbox would be appreciated! Please and thank you!

Oh...I'm a Hunka Hunka Burning Love! I know that's not the title but Burning Love can go positive or negative quickly. And Kim.

The usual 8 1/2" x 11" glossies? I think if you put them in document sleeves after printing they'll wrinkle less.

If you could just deliver that apology in person, that'd be great. But we need to recreate it exactly...

Sure I can deliver it in person but I can't recreate it exactly since I won't have my bed with me. Do you have another I could borrow?

 

[HonorableRogue]

My eyes are drawn to what can't be completely seen, kind of like you know something is there but you only see it from the corner of your eye. Enticing pics as always HR

It's like in a X Christmas X Carol X. Those were the erections of Christmas Past and Christmas Present. You should see Christmas yet to Come! Thanks Omega.

I forgive you!!

Thanks Tali!!! Nice to see some ladies are fast to turn the other cheek.

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

It's like in a X Christmas X Carol X. Those were the erections of Christmas Past and Christmas Present. You should see Christmas yet to Come! Thanks Omega.



Thanks Tali!!! Nice to see some ladies are fast to turn the other cheek.

Cheers

Oh i'm hoping to see Christmas yet to come very soon

 

[HonorableRogue]

Oh i'm hoping to see Christmas yet to come very soon

Okie Omega! I've got time in front of the camera on the schedule today so I'll do my best! Or maybe my worst.

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

Okie Omega! I've got time in front of the camera on the schedule today so I'll do my best! Or maybe my worst.

Cheers

Oh I was hoping you would be the ghost of Christmas yet to come and come and visit me

 

[HonorableRogue]

Oh I was hoping you would be the ghost of Christmas yet to come and come and visit me

Oh? You want me come down your chimney on Christmas Eve? Well if you're wearing the right kind of stockings and do your best to be on the Naughty List that event might come to pass.

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

Oh? You want me come down your chimney on Christmas Eve? Well if you're wearing the right kind of stockings and do your best to be on the Naughty List that event might come to pass.

Cheers

Oh I can do that, and I have the stockings and even a Mrs Santa outfit, Will that do?

 

[HonorableRogue]

Oh I can do that, and I have the stockings and even a Mrs Santa outfit, Will that do?

Well just hanging the stockings near the Christmas Bush is enough. I have a hard time believing Mrs Clause ever ends up on the Naughty List. Oh...there was that one time she went to the Elf Swinger Party. So I'm good with stockings, suspender belt and heels. Oh! If you have one of those lace up corsets it will be like unwrapping a Christmas present.

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

Well just hanging the stockings near the Christmas Bush is enough. I have a hard time believing Mrs Clause ever ends up on the Naughty List. Oh...there was that one time she went to the Elf Swinger Party. So I'm good with stockings, suspender belt and heels. Oh! If you have one of those lace up corsets it will be like unwrapping a Christmas present.

Cheers

Checking Wardrobe: 1 pair of Stockings: check
1 suspender belt: check
Corset: check
High Heels : Check

That's my naughty list

 

[HonorableRogue]

In the beginning bed and shower shots were my go to pictures because of my limited shooting space. It's good to get back in touch with your roots from time to time (ideally once a day but every other day works too ). So here's me watering my root...

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

I watched a friend's house and the shower had two heads. It was wonderful.

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

Relocated...

Well they do say two heads are better than one

 

[HonorableRogue]

Continuing with my Post 1305 apology here's another shot from the shower.

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

I can't believe I forgot to cover my duck before the photo snapped.

Cheers

P.S. Mara this might also end up on your hand thread in some form.