Easing into Lit one board at a time

I'm a professional grammar nerd for a living. The Oxford comma, or lack thereof, drives me insane!

Have you met Des? He actually gets his commas from Oxford. He sent me over a big box of them. I have so many, that I use them superflously.
 
You have my undivided attention.... I have brass knuckles, a tazer, and bear pepper spray, oh and human pepper spray.... :D

LMAO - I almost threw my wine glass at the wall in a rage, but I'm alright now. No point in breaking decent china over someone else's garbage.
 
LMAO - I almost threw my wine glass at the wall in a rage, but I'm alright now. No point in breaking decent china over someone else's garbage.

An extra comma is, as I said, superfluous, but it is not garbage. Save it for when you see one missing.
 
LMAO - I almost threw my wine glass at the wall in a rage, but I'm alright now. No point in breaking decent china over someone else's garbage.

I feel bad hijacking this thread (somehow i think the op will be okay with it.) but you know I have your back in all things, and now you also know, I'm dangerous :D or really really prepared.
 
I feel bad hijacking this thread (somehow i think the op will be okay with it.) but you know I have your back in all things, and now you also know, I'm dangerous :D or really really prepared.

We can invite the OP on our girls' weekend. That way we can catch her up on all the gossip.

And seriously, I'm good. I'll let you know if I start thinking any of "that" sounds like a good idea.
 
You have my undivided attention.... I have brass knuckles, a tazer, and bear pepper spray, oh and human pepper spray.... :D

Past experience says put some of your attention into where you are walking or you might be fishing said accessories from lake bottom. :)
 
We can invite the OP on our girls' weekend. That way we can catch her up on all the gossip.

And seriously, I'm good. I'll let you know if I start thinking any of "that" sounds like a good idea.

I'm here for ya and yes... The OP can come as well. Let me know I will rent an air bnb. Whole place to ourselves, could probably even get us something downtown on the water!

Past experience says put some of your attention into where you are walking or you might be fishing said accessories from lake bottom. :)

Why? did you not enjoy my story.... truth be told, I almost ditched my shorts because I felt like they were weighing me down lol..then I remembered, I threw rings that were falling off my fingers in my pocket and the expense was not worth it. I had to make it with my shorts, and rings.
 
Why? did you not enjoy my story.... truth be told, I almost ditched my shorts because I felt like they were weighing me down lol..then I remembered, I threw rings that were falling off my fingers in my pocket and the expense was not worth it. I had to make it with my shorts, and rings.

Enjoyed story thoroughly. But all it takes is a nasty knock on the head as you go over the edge and a great set of tits are gone from this world. Be careful!
 
I know what you mean sometimes. A Lit jones. More for RP and SRP thread posts though.

I was on Fetlife for a long time. I had a little community there that I'd grown to love. It was my little place to escape from the mundane mommy housewife routine. Husband and I communicate about our external endeavors, so he knew I was there. One day he says he'd checked the site out, liked it, and joined too. Ugh. I was annoyed but we agreed to keep separate on the site. We live in a small town, so it didn't take long for our local friends to become the same. What had once been my secret escape place suddenly became, "Hey, my friend commented on your post today about spankings and it showed up in my feed" or "Hahaha I think that dom you just dumped is in my feed talking shit about how you didn't obey him". It was painfully clear that my little world was no longer mine. So I said my farewells and closed my account. I'd been there for two years, he was there two months, and he's still there.

That's why I came here. So, when I'm offline all day, it's because I'm NOT going to give him the chance to invade my new little world here too. Hence, Lit withdrawal when he's around, because I don't want him to ask what site in on. I JUST got you all convinced I'm not a boy, or an alt.

Also, what do RP and SRP stand for?
 
Ahhh jeez.

Thats cool and all but you'll be a short timer with that scene hun. He'll find out soon enough, you'll skate back with a new account. It's anarchy. Seen it before.

Enjoy me while it lasts.

:)
 
I think RP = Role Play and SRP = Sexual Role Play

But I don't participate in those, so I may have misunderstood what I've read here.
 
Ahhh jeez.

Thats cool and all but you'll be a short timer with that scene hun. He'll find out soon enough, you'll skate back with a new account. It's anarchy. Seen it before.

Enjoy me while it lasts.

:)

"Enjoy me" haha you're funny :)

It's always possible he could find Lit. But I know enough about him to know he'd hate this site. He doesn't like the message board format and he thinks erotica (and the people who write it) is stupid. We shall see.

But I'm not leaving!
 
"Enjoy me" haha you're funny :)

It's always possible he could find Lit. But I know enough about him to know he'd hate this site. He doesn't like the message board format and he thinks erotica (and the people who write it) is stupid. We shall see.

But I'm not leaving!

Good. RP is Role Playing. SRP is Sexual Role Playing. Also Suggested Retail Price.
 
"Enjoy me" haha you're funny :)

It's always possible he could find Lit. But I know enough about him to know he'd hate this site. He doesn't like the message board format and he thinks erotica (and the people who write it) is stupid. We shall see.

But I'm not leaving!

Let him come. We'll eat him alive.
 
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