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Disgustipated said:
It was either that or spending $780 per month on his electric bill. Yes, he claimed that.
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My BFF had an old Victorian 5 bedroom house with a boiler system that was just a step up from a coal furnace, single pane windows, original doors, at the height of energy costs in the early 2000's, in the middle of a harsh Iowa winter and only had a high of $600... He must of lived in a warehouse or some shit.

Or, he was lying.
 
Once you have dipped your toes you often will find that you become addicted to the friendships and conversations.
 
Liar said:
See, you CAN barge in here and not get tarred and feathered.

The secret strategy is to not be a dingbat.

Hi, so far not dingbat.
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I'm only a dingbat on Tuesdays. The other days are questionable.
 
Know what's funny? I keep getting PM'd with apologies for how people are treating me on the forums. I have no clue what they're reading. I love it here! I kinda feel like we're all running around on the playground in grade school and I'm the new kid, and all the curious kids are trying to approach me but don't really know how. Because I'm weird and new and strange. And remind them of some male alternate apparently. And it's cracking me up.

People, stop inboxing me with apologies. I like every bit of hazing and torture I'm being given.
 
What about tits though?

I thought n00bs were supposed to post tits?

You fuckers are slipping.

Or maybe you aren't. Hmm.

Lets look at post count.
 
EllAyyBee said:
Y'all figure out the tits protocol and let me know.
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Running joke.

It’s a sad thing when no one loves you enough to ask you to post tit pics. It's almost like your n00b breasts are being shunned by the GB.

For shame GB. For shame.
 
girlsmiley said:
Running joke.

It’s a sad thing when no one loves you enough to ask you to post tit pics. It's almost like your n00b breasts are being shunned by the GB.

For shame GB. For shame.
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Oh. My tits are unwanted. I see :(
 
So has the newb posted her jumblies yet?


I can't be bothered to read the whole thread.
 
You've been asked to show tits a few times today. No tits are unwanted here, except many whiny man-baby tits.
 
I'm bored so I'm gonna ease in and add something interesting.:) Please don't beat me with a board.

Getting back to kids in mommies jammies and going to school while granny flashes her tits I have this little gem to add.
Way back after I first married I worked part time at a filling station that only sold gas, oil, and antifreeeze. Okay cigarettes and candy bars too.
I sometimes worked the early shift. It was amazing what those young mommies wore when taking daddy to work. Yes this was when moms stayed at home and most people only could afford one car. Unlike now when they have one car, one truck, a SUV and a mini van which they can't afford any of.

I saw mommies wearing itty bitty baby doll jammies, only a T-shirt, sometimes just a pair of panties, It was almost more than this young white boy could stand.
But what made it interesting was we not only filled the gas tank, we checked the water, oil, and tires. The best part was we washed ALL the windows. Sometimes those windshields needed extra special cleaning.
It was then when I found out why a beaver is called a beaver.

Later on I became a big time trucker and it was even worse!
 
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