Easing into Lit one board at a time

[Disgustipated]

Can you tell the chunky guy to put some pants on?

Koaladipshit is her father

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Bio time. I'm 34. Married 10 years. I have two kids, both boys, and one recently became a teenager. I'm self-employed. I work from home. My home, that I own, with no parents living here. Well, my dad resides here when he visits, he died in 2011 though so that's a different story for a different day for a different thread. I came to Lit because my last playground got boring. I was on Fetlife for years. The husband thought it sounded coolike, he joined, and suddenly my lovely little corrupt kingdom was boring because he wanted to swap Fet anecdotes. I came here. I think it's funny people suspect I'm an alt. At least they're thinking about me I suppose.

Wow Query, do you ever know how to flesh out an alt background...

 

[EllAyyBee]

It's rad that your dead father still resides in your home.

He just stops by to blow up the occasional light bulb. I know I sound insane. I'm fine with it.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

They're should be an automatic message sent to everyone when they join explaining how NOT to appear as an alt. How does one go about being new here and actually convince the veterans?

Too late (and too common an occurrence).

You can trust me, I am Lit's leading poster (count-wise).

 

[EllAyyBee]

It happens, really, some think about others a lot. I may well like some people twice over, I'm not going to lose sleep over it. And like you, now I am used to the accusation I find it amusing.

Opposite to you I share my experience here with my husband ( G) on the shared account, but he rarely used the massage board, we look through some threads together, we met a few UK based litsters together but he has no time for it. He likes that he can keep an eye on me here though in the shared account when he is not at home, and for us this isn't boring.

Its good we all do things differently.

I am Elle, EllA. My guess is we might get accusation on the name similarity. . Type well to avoid this

My username is the phonetic spelling of my initials. Say it out loud. L.A.B.
You can call me Linds

 

[Disgustipated]

AJ praising Q-#### for his alt-detectiving skills maybe the funniest thing I'll read all day and I've seen this;

http://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Funny-Olympics-Gif-Michael-Phelps-splashing-and-flipping-the-bird.gif

 

[Que]

Get remarried to an Ulrich-Heinrich.

You'd be EllAyyBeeUh

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I put the bitch on IGGY.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Yeah?

Then get down on your hands and knees, crawl over here, then stand right back up and pull down your panties, then get back down on your hands and knees, but facing away from me with your summer dress flung over your hips, your clenched, quivering, milky pale buttocks high in the air and get ready for a proper fanny tanning with my warm, loving and slightly calloused palm, you sassy little tavern wench!

*actually, upon further reflection, it might make better sense just to take off your panties before you crawl over to me to make the steps of sexualized debasement more efficient in this scenario

Now that she's here, somebody lock the door.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Just one more winocerous from the Playground.

 

[Que]

AJ praising Q-#### for his alt-detectiving skills maybe the funniest thing I'll read all day and I've seen this;

http://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Funny-Olympics-Gif-Michael-Phelps-splashing-and-flipping-the-bird.gif

He was praising me for my alt creating skills, dummy.

 

[EllAyyBee]

I need coffee to keep up with all of you

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Get remarried to an Ulrich-Heinrich.

You'd be EllAyyBeeUh

Personally, I would have gone with Ian Anderson...



Give your sub-alts better advice.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

He was praising me for my alt creating skills, dummy.

Luk brings new meanings to the word stupid on a daily basis.

 

[Disgustipated]

He was praising me for my alt creating skills, dummy.

That was almost funny. It's good to see you're finishing this week strongly after a pathetic month.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Can you tell the chunky guy to put some pants on?

Jus' sayin', if I wuz a ghost, I wouldn't give a shit about wearin' pants, neither!

I am Elle, EllA.

~....Ella, Ella, Ella, Ay, Ay, Ay...~

http://www.mycampus.gr/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/giphy-51.gif

Now that she's here, somebody lock the door.

http://img.pandawhale.com/111302-Snow-White-evil-queen-laughing-cFPy.gif

 

[EllAyyBee]

Meanwhile, in another thread, they're convinced I'm a boy, not an alt.

 

[Que]

That was almost funny. It's good to see you're finishing this week strongly after a pathetic month.

It is funny that you still do not comprehend that you missread his post, dummy.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[EllAyyBee]

Jus' sayin', if I wuz a ghost, I wouldn't give a shit about wearin' pants, neither!

Pants are the bane of my existence. I hate them.

 

[Angel497]

Meanwhile, in another thread, they're convinced I'm a boy, not an alt.

regardless, you seem to be getting a lot of attention

not a bad thing

 

[Wrong Element]

Oh, you're still here.

The first 12 hours are the toughest.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[EllAyyBee]

regardless, you seem to be getting a lot of attention

not a bad thing

I definitely feel some are pushing me to test my limits.