My Shady Goods

[LizzieEr]

Well every time I get a PM from you I immediately get one from a Nigerian Prince needing my help with a small problem. Haven't you ever read Little Women? It's an American classic (even if you're not).

Was that an oompah loompah joke or did it reference the scene with the TV transmission system? I'm not Willy Wonka but if you would "like some little candy girl?" we should get together and discuss it.

Um...no offense but... ahh... please keep your virtual (and any actual) viruses to yourself?

Cheers

Oh please, you want the virus... even if it might make you sparkle in the sun. We really need to stop this line of reference .... I shudder each time I think of those books.
Yes, it was an oompah loompah joke. I read that as little candy.. I don't know why... I really don't...
Actually I shall go and edit your text now.

 

[HonorableRogue]

My apologies, I meant to post this picture...

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

...much earlier today (not long after I took it) but my day got away from me after I left my comfy bed. I would've liked to stay but I haven't found a job yet that pays me to stay in bed. If anyone knows of a position like that please drop me a PM with the details.

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

My apologies, I meant to post this picture...

...much earlier today (not long after I took it) but my day got away from me after I left my comfy bed. I would've liked to stay but I haven't found a job yet that pays me to stay in bed. If anyone knows of a position like that please drop me a PM with the details.

Cheers

Days seem to have a habit of doing that. As always I would love to be right there with you, it looks so comfy

 

[murmurmara]

Twisted suits you, Rogue.

 

[Lyricalli]

My apologies, I meant to post this picture...

...much earlier today (not long after I took it) but my day got away from me after I left my comfy bed. I would've liked to stay but I haven't found a job yet that pays me to stay in bed. If anyone knows of a position like that please drop me a PM with the details.

I don't know of a position like that, but I sure do like the one you're in here. I'll save the thought that's running through my head right now for PM. It's a bit twisted, too.

 

[Kimleigh]

Delicious, as always!

 

[msglendale32A]

My apologies, I meant to post this picture...

...much earlier today (not long after I took it) but my day got away from me after I left my comfy bed. I would've liked to stay but I haven't found a job yet that pays me to stay in bed. If anyone knows of a position like that please drop me a PM with the details.

Cheers

Apologizing while naked always helps your case with me. Very nice.

 

[LizzieEr]

My apologies, I meant to post this picture...

...much earlier today (not long after I took it) but my day got away from me after I left my comfy bed. I would've liked to stay but I haven't found a job yet that pays me to stay in bed. If anyone knows of a position like that please drop me a PM with the details.

Cheers

Because I still can't PM you for obvious reasons, I shall let you know this nugget of information here.
There was a study by NASA that paid £11,000 to stay in bed for 70 days. Stay on my good side Rogue and I might choose you for my study. Just saying.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Days seem to have a habit of doing that. As always I would love to be right there with you, it looks so comfy

True. But as long as I get to fully enjoy and mostly control (we can tie me up sometimes ) the nights it's all good. I would love for you to be here too but, for full disclosure, if you were it wouldn't be quite so comfy.

Twisted suits you, Rogue.

Thanks Mara. It's does suit me in oh so many ways but mostly my sense of humor. If you're ever in the neighborhood stop in and we can play Strip Twister. That will make for some great photos.

I don't know of a position like that, but I sure do like the one you're in here. I'll save the thought that's running through my head right now for PM. It's a bit twisted, too.

I cant find jobs like that either (but I can find plenty of fun positions ). I guess I'll just have to work on my feet rather than my back. I can't wait for your PM Lyric! If it's twisted enough I know how I'll be spending my night.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

Delicious, as always!

Shhhhh! There's only one straw. You start telling everyone how yummy I am and you'll have to start sharing. There could even be a line. I am so God damned DELICIOUS it's not funny! Am-f--king-brosia!

Apologizing while naked always helps your case with me. Very nice.

I'll make a note of that Ms G. Should I show up to the apology naked or come clothed and strip? Oh, maybe I could do an Apology-o-Gram? That way you can stop me when ive apologized enough. But what will I do if I get fully naked before it's enough apology? Thanks.

Because I still can't PM you for obvious reasons, I shall let you know this nugget of information here.
There was a study by NASA that paid £11,000 to stay in bed for 70 days. Stay on my good side Rogue and I might choose you for my study. Just saying.

You still can't PM? You must be doing it wrong but it's so hard to give IT support over text. I'll just send you a PM with my Skype ID and we can video chat. Oh! You can help me get ready for Ms G. I'll practice an Apology-o-Gram strip and you can critique me.

So £11,000 is $14,300 at today's exchange rate which is $1,430 a week for 10 weeks. I'll assume I'm not salary and working 8 hours a day and time and a half on the weekends for a total of 64 hours a week. That means I'd earn $22.35 an hour ($33.52 on the weekends) to lay in bed.

Are you paying the same rate Lizzie? Becasue If so and I laid in bed for a whole year that's almost $75k. Where can I get a form to apply to lay in your bed? Do you have a head hunter I should work with? At 40+ hours a week it's a full-time job so is there a benefits package?

I'm really excited about working under! The sooner we can get the ball rolling the better.

Cheers

 

[talikat]

It's always a pleasure to come in here and gawk at you Rogue!

 

[HonorableRogue]

It's always a pleasure to come in here and gawk at you Rogue!

Oh they're calling it gawking now a days? I miss the classics...

• Beat your meat
• Choke the chicken
• Jerkin' the gherkin
• Polish your knob
• Pound the pud
• Spank the monkey
• Tickle your pickle

Then again for you Tali it's more like...

• Beating around the bush
• Double clicking the mouse
• Fingerbating
• Gilding the lilly
• Jilling off
• Polishing the pearl
• Saucing the taco

Ok not all are classics but several made me chuckle. Thanks for stopping in Tali. It's always a pleasure to have you visit (but a bigger pleasure to visit you out in threads).

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

I was running late this morning so all you get today is a quickie...

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

I'll try and be more creative tomorrow but it is a variation night so maybe I'll be more creative tonight?

Cheers

P.S. The answer to the question is laparoscopic scar.

 

[Lyricalli]

I was running late this morning so all you get today is a quickie...

If every quickie was that good, you'd never need time for anything else. Hot damn!

 

[msglendale32A]

I was running late this morning so all you get today is a quickie...

I'll try and be more creative tomorrow but it is a variation night so maybe I'll be more creative tonight?

Cheers

P.S. The answer to the question is laproscopic scar.

Quickies can be nice, like this one for sure.

 

[HonorableRogue]

If every quickie was that good, you'd never need time for anything else. Hot damn!

Thanks Lyric. Now we just need to work on something longer.

Quickies can be nice, like this one for sure.

Thanks Ms G. I was going for snakes and snails and puppy dog tails. Well no snake. I'd have to agree since my most well received pic ever was a quickie. Oh. You weren't talking about just pictures were you?

Cheers

 

[Kimleigh]

I was running late this morning so all you get today is a quickie...

I'll try and be more creative tomorrow but it is a variation night so maybe I'll be more creative tonight?

Cheers

P.S. The answer to the question is laproscopic scar.

Would love to follow that line of hair....

 

[talikat]

Oh they're calling it gawking now a days? I miss the classics...

• Beat your meat
• Choke the chicken
• Jerkin' the gherkin
• Polish your knob
• Pound the pud
• Spank the monkey
• Tickle your pickle

Then again for you Tali it's more like...

• Beating around the bush
• Double clicking the mouse
• Fingerbating
• Gilding the lilly
• Jilling off
• Polishing the pearl
• Saucing the taco

Ok not all are classics but several made me chuckle. Thanks for stopping in Tali. It's always a pleasure to have you visit (but a bigger pleasure to visit you out in threads).

Cheers

Yes, all that!! ^^^^^

I was running late this morning so all you get today is a quickie...


I'll try and be more creative tomorrow but it is a variation night so maybe I'll be more creative tonight?

Cheers

P.S. The answer to the question is laproscopic scar.

We like quickies too!!

 

[HonorableRogue]

Would love to follow that line of hair....

Well what's stopping you? I know it's not me! Do I have to send you more incentive? Do a Wizard of Oz and let you see the man behind the curtain...err sheet? You know I will!

Yes, all that!! ^^^^^

We like quickies too!!

Well neither one of us can do all of "it" by ourselves but if we do it mutually we can cover all the bases. Sound good? Hmm. Unless you've got most of a night to spare we may want to do the quickie before the mutual stuff. Honestly it doesn't matter to me I'm up for both. Get it.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

I'm not OCD (nor CDO which is like OCD but the letters are in the right order) but I do like things to work as advertised. With the sudden departure of the "Let me see the hot men of Literotica" thread (does anyone know what happened?) my index has broken links. I came up with two options to fix the problem.

1. Delete the links.
2. Repost the pictures.

I can make a case for both so I considered a poll but then I realized posting them all together is a fun way to see the evolution of my picture and editing styles.

Normally I'd post them as inline images or give links but there's 15 or so I have to hunt up, rename (becasue Lit insists they're already attached under their original name) and post so I'm going old school. Fortunately I've interacted with almost everyone of my regulars in PMs or some IM and I know you all like a little old school every now and then. Enjoy.

Cheers

 

[LizzieEr]

I was running late this morning so all you get today is a quickie...

I'll try and be more creative tomorrow but it is a variation night so maybe I'll be more creative tonight?

Cheers

P.S. The answer to the question is laproscopic scar.

What's a variation night?

I'm not OCD (nor CDO which is like OCD but the letters are in the right order) but I do like things to work as advertised. With the sudden departure of the "Let me see the hot men of Literotica" thread (does anyone know what happened?) my index has broken links. I came up with two options to fix the problem.

1. Delete the links.
2. Repost the pictures.

I can make a case for both so I considered a poll but then I realized posting them all together is a fun way to see the evolution of my picture and editing styles.

Normally I'd post them as inline images or give links but there's 15 or so I have to hunt up, rename (becasue Lit insists they're already attached under their original name) and post so I'm going old school. Fortunately I've interacted with almost everyone of my regulars in PMs or some IM and I know you all like a little old school every now and then. Enjoy.

Cheers

I like your school Rogue. It's unique and quirky.

 

[Mrgl720]

I was running late this morning so all you get today is a quickie...

I'll try and be more creative tomorrow but it is a variation night so maybe I'll be more creative tonight?

Cheers

P.S. The answer to the question is laproscopic scar.

Such a nice view though

 

[HonorableRogue]

What's a variation night?

I like your school Rogue. It's unique and quirky.

Usually the answer would depend on who's asking but last night was a bar night so I have no idea what I meant.

Oh...bar night. Wanna join me in a bar night or a variation night?

How did you know I went to UQ (University of Quirky)? Our motto is "Where you comes first". Thanks Lizzie. Unique is always my goal and quirky is just the usual side effect.

Such a nice view though

Thanks MRGL. The view is better in person. Just sayin'.

Cheers

 

[msglendale32A]

I'm not OCD (nor CDO which is like OCD but the letters are in the right order) but I do like things to work as advertised. With the sudden departure of the "Let me see the hot men of Literotica" thread (does anyone know what happened?) my index has broken links. I came up with two options to fix the problem.

1. Delete the links.
2. Repost the pictures.

I can make a case for both so I considered a poll but then I realized posting them all together is a fun way to see the evolution of my picture and editing styles.

Normally I'd post them as inline images or give links but there's 15 or so I have to hunt up, rename (becasue Lit insists they're already attached under their original name) and post so I'm going old school. Fortunately I've interacted with almost everyone of my regulars in PMs or some IM and I know you all like a little old school every now and then. Enjoy.

Cheers

I miss that thread too, so it's nice to have these pics back.

 

[HonorableRogue]

I miss that thread too, so it's nice to have these pics back.

Well I don't miss the thread honestly. It was full of not especially creative or artistic pictures. I was intrigued that so many men seemed to think their "hotness" involved their cock. I honestly think this was a projection of their belief that a woman flashing her pussy on Lit is hot so them flashing their cock must be equally hot. It was also fun to see who jumped in right away with cock and who eased into flashing their twig and berries. Or maybe I'm just a prude. But enough soapbox.

Here's the next 5 pics that fell victim to the great deleting.

Cheers