WTF/FUNNY Gifs, Pics, & Videos: Volume 2

[jehoram]

http://i.imgur.com/dchzqFB.jpg

What? You've never heard of cat burglars?

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

http://20108.uselessjunk.com/swagster/20108/images/wtf-bus-nearly-split-in-half-by-pole--at-least-5-dead--story-in-comments-.jpg

 

[L1tTleD1fferent]

The test of a true friend is doing anything to help your friend get a job.

Outside of a gender change so you can give it to them, but must find another bathroom in a few coastal states.

 

[someoneyouknow]

Guy begging dad to let him talk to his daughter

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/azAMORq_700b.jpg

 

[someoneyouknow]

Click to see full size

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aPW3VBK_700b.jpg

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

Guy MacGyver's TV into sliding door. [gifv]

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

https://media.giphy.com/media/26BRxjQXtmOyU8rcI/giphy-downsized-large.gif

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

Fake.

Not fake. Here's the backstory...crazy drunk Russian chick.

 

[L1tTleD1fferent]

Not fake...crazy drunk Russian chick.

Save discussion of your "girlfriends" for PMs.

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQruFQ2UAAA5pDM.jpg

 

[L1tTleD1fferent]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQruFQ2UAAA5pDM.jpg

This belongs in your mirror... And finish with a reminder to do it all by yourself b/c pay day is next week.

 

[Super-Surprise]

London 'fellatio cafe' planned near Paddington station

A company plans to set up a ‘fellatio café' in central London where customers receive oral sex while having a cappuccino.
Bradley Charvet, who is already planning a branch in Geneva to open this December, said the organisation he works for, called Bumpix, had its eyes on a property in Praed Street in Paddington.
Catering exclusively for men, Mr Charvet said the business would be like a “normal café” where up to 100 customers can sit and drink a coffee - but also be given oral sex by an escort.

Westminster City Council has indicated to the Standard that such a venue would not be able to get a licence and it has also been slammed by a leading womens' rights group.
It could also fall foul of the law as, in Great Britain, prostitution is not illegal but running or owning a brothel or pimping are considered crimes.

Modelled on similar businesses in Thailand, the idea has already sparked uproar in Switzerland with the promise that punters can pick an escort from thumbnail photos on an iPad when they go inside.

But Mr Charvet told the Standard: “We are happy this will be a legal business in the UK, which is nice because it will be organised and controlled.

“We need to fix some details to avoid trouble. It’s on the way.”
Prices would start at £50, he claimed, adding: “Then, if the fellatio is long, over 15 minutes, extras are going to be added - £10 per 15 minutes.”
He went on: “The project is in progress. At the moment, our lawyer is doing the job to get the right stuff one.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/londo...-a3311406.html

 

[Noor]

I hope they have something for women too

 

[Super-Surprise]

I hope they have something for women too

Would the woman's rights group also object to a Cunnilingus café?

 

[L1tTleD1fferent]

1] I find it ironic person being quoted has same last name as Baywatch star & husband of model/pageant contestant.

2] Can't help but be curious how many will enter/exit Paddington bare?

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

Australian dude wins lottery scratch-off ticket.

Local news does a story about him and gets him to buy another ticket so they can film him scratching it. He wins another $250,000 on live tv.

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

http://i.imgur.com/gNyk3oI.jpg

 

[someoneyouknow]

http://66.media.tumblr.com/4803c4734e6ae103142e8b490e57c316/tumblr_obep6n2iq11qewacoo1_500.png

 

[someoneyouknow]

http://66.media.tumblr.com/876948f20dd5772f86adbddd27f3decd/tumblr_obeu00KrH41rq1pj8o1_500.jpg

 

[loquere]

Guy begging dad to let him talk to his daughter

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/azAMORq_700b.jpg

That was way too long.

 

[BuckyDuckman]

Click to see full size

Sums up how at least half of the LW crowd expect women to behave. Geez.

 

[Not Normal]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQruFQ2UAAA5pDM.jpg

I feel like I should have that on a small handle, like a bidders paddle, and I can just hold up when people annoy me.

Also kudos for changing your style on that dude who has a trolling crush on you.

 

[McMax]

http://i.imgur.com/zniW8pl.jpg

 

[Noor]

Would the woman's rights group also object to a Cunnilingus café?

I don't know. The problem with prostitution is that it is secret and unregulated.

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

I feel like I should have that on a small handle, like a bidders paddle, and I can just hold up when people annoy me.

Also kudos for changing your style on that dude who has a trolling crush on you.

My hope is that for the next site revision, there would be a checkbox next to the name of the nimrods on my ignore thread. If I clicked it on, all trace of their posts/threads would disappear from my view. I wouldn't be able to see ignored posts like this:

http://i.imgur.com/QMZW9UX.png

It would be like they never born...it would be glorious.