Litiquette IV

[jezzilee]

As they say on the GB, "eat a AIDS dick".

I have heard that is your job.

 

[Endless_Night]

Well, if you PM and ask nicely.....laughs

Dude. That looks like a PM solicitation.

*whips out notebook and issues citizen's citation*

How did no one else notice this? Can't have the OP breaking his own rules. Particularly after chastisement of a new poster! Tsk, tsk.

My work is done.

I have heard that is your job.

 

[Corbal]

I have heard that is your job.

His mother taught him all of her tricks.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I have heard that is your job.

Nope. I serve up the AIDS dick!

Wait...

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Dude. That looks like a PM solicitation.

*whips out notebook and issues citizen's citation*

How did no one else notice this? Can't have the OP breaking his own rules. Particularly after chastisement of a new poster! Tsk, tsk.

My work is done.

I'll second that violation, good job Endless_Night.
Tsk tsk Chained!

 

[Endless_Night]

Nope. I serve up the AIDS dick!

Wait...

Ewwwwwwwwww.

I'll second that violation, good job Endless_Night.
Tsk tsk Chained!

Double citation!!!!!!!

 

[ChainedUp]

I'll second that violation, good job Endless_Night.
Tsk tsk Chained!

Apparently the room has lost its ability to gauge my sarcasm and wit. Please see the touché response for verification.

Now I need to check the records to see if you two were ever deputized, there may be a citation for impersonating a Litiquette deputy.

 

[Suz_anne]

Apparently the room has lost its ability to gauge my sarcasm and wit. Please see the touché response for verification.

Now I need to check the records to see if you two were ever deputized, there may be a citation for impersonating a Litiquette deputy.

I feel like someone needs to suck a dick.

*flashes my deputy badge*

 

[Corbal]

Apparently the room has lost its ability to gauge my sarcasm and wit. Please see the touché response for verification.

Now I need to check the records to see if you two were ever deputized, there may be a citation for impersonating a Litiquette deputy.

My doucheknuckle gauge just broke.

 

[Endless_Night]

Apparently the room has lost its ability to gauge my sarcasm and wit. Please see the touché response for verification.

Now I need to check the records to see if you two were ever deputized, there may be a citation for impersonating a Litiquette deputy.

Nope. This a special case:

Citizen's arrest: an arrest by an ordinary person without a warrant, allowable in certain cases.

Cases such as flagrant disregard for OPs that flout their own rules.

Tsk, tsk, tsk. *shakes head woefully*

 

[ChainedUp]

My doucheknuckle gauge just broke.

I think your gauge broke many years ago.

 

[ChainedUp]

I feel like someone needs to suck a dick.

*flashes my deputy badge*

That's Pmann's realm, he's the brining it up all the time.

 

[Endless_Night]

I feel like someone needs to suck a dick.

*flashes my deputy badge*

My doucheknuckle gauge just broke.

*snort giggle* or *giggle snort*

Whichever is the annoying one.

 

[ChainedUp]

Nope. This a special case:

Citizen's arrest: an arrest by an ordinary person without a warrant, allowable in certain cases.

Cases such as flagrant disregard for OPs that flout their own rules.

Tsk, tsk, tsk. *shakes head woefully*

Nope, no Webster's definitions in play here. One must be fully deputized to issue a citation here, it's in the bylaws.

 

[Corbal]

I think your gauhe broke many years ago.

Is your 'g' broken or are you just fucking retarded?

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Apparently the room has lost its ability to gauge my sarcasm and wit. Please see the touché response for verification.

Now I need to check the records to see if you two were ever deputized, there may be a citation for impersonating a Litiquette deputy.

I think you just better put that pad away and calm the fuck down.
Bring on the citation fun police.

 

[ChainedUp]

Is your 'g' broken or are you just fucking retarded?

Gauge/guahe......whatever. You got the point. And the "R" word, gosh, however should respond?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Apparently the room has lost its ability to gauge my sarcasm and wit. Please see the touché response for verification.

Now I need to check the records to see if you two were ever deputized, there may be a citation for impersonating a Litiquette deputy.

No. They haven't been deputized. If you'll recall, at my knighting, we decided we would make all deputy decisions together. They have not been deputized and they should be punished.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Is your 'g' broken or are you just fucking retarded?

That's not PC.

 

[Endless_Night]

Nope, no Webster's definitions in play here. One must be fully deputized to issue a citation here, it's in the bylaws.

I sense chicanery.

And, errr, perhaps some issues with typos.

 

[ChainedUp]

No. They haven't been deputized. If you'll recall, at my knighting, we decided we would make all deputy decisions together. They have not been deputized and they should be punished.

Suz_anne was during an absence but those other two, shakes my head. Some people's kids......

 

[ChainedUp]

I sense chicanery.

And, errr, perhaps some issues with typos.

If typos bother someone, this is definitely not the place for them. LOL

 

[ViciousTease]

Oh hell, Chainey's playing with his badge again.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Suz_anne was during an absence but those other two, shakes my head. Some people's kids......

Well, Suzanne is alright. Just ALRIGHT.

But man, these other fuckers... No respect. I bet they're millennials.

 

[Corbal]

That's not PC.

Pardon my shit manners, I did, after all, forget I was in the Litiquette thread where the cocksucking OP is an emtional twat.

Suz_anne was during an absence but those other two, shakes my head. Some people's kids......

.....outwit the kids whose parents raised them as pussies.

Slap your mother for me.