Miles has been "Guested"

I must admit to being a little bummed he's poofed. Who is going to replace as my morning entertainment? He was always awake this early, perusing the Lit for chicks whilst the breadwinner slept, dreaming of the day when miles would go out for a pack of government bought smokes and never come home. A dream she shared with her children.

  1. Ish is never up this early, because alcohol.
  2. AJ is much less fun when he doesn't have a straight man.
  3. lance is too tame to be any sort of interesting (plus he's a Canukastonian).

Looks like I just have to extend my daily yoga session another 7 minutes to fill the deep void left by miles' decade-long-abrupt departure.
 
I'd do Pookahontas again, but AJ probably wouldn't live through it this time. Plus, one Bro Calvary wake a week is enough. Gotta start rationing these fuckers.
 
I guess Vette had bunk beds installed in his ISIS bunker.


...or Mrs. Miles lawyered up.
 
lance, this thread is to make fun of miles. If you're going to fill his clown shoes, you're gonna have to step your game up, lapdog.
 
lance, this thread is to make fun of miles. If you're going to fill his clown shoes, you're gonna have to step your game up, lapdog.

I'm enjoying your attempt to take credit for the kill without having to stones to say it in plain english, yoga boy.
 
The fountain of unintended humor is starting to run dry. We may need witness protection for the remaining BroPatrol.
 
The fountain of unintended humor is starting to run dry. We may need witness protection for the remaining BroPatrol.

I've recruited lance but it looks like he's gonna wash out before first day of boot camp.
 
The fun part, of course, was Miles' smugness about people reporting him. Moron thought he was bulletproof.
 
Interesting.

Rob will be along shortly to crow the way he did when he took Ishmael down.

If I were writing this, Miles would have done this pre-emptively to prevent a retaliatory strike when before he sees to it that "actions have consequences," as Rob is fond of repeating, apropos of no action taken.

post 18 in the thread pookie linked

actions have consequences
 
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