The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVIII: Free Speech and Boobies!!!!!

[pete]

You are an adult male yet you dump a girl via text saying you hate the drive (30 minutes) and that you need to take care of your family (youngest child is 24) - I wouldn't count him as a huge loss but I want to kick his ass for being a douche to my friend.

where's he live?
we can lean a tall glass of warm piss against his front door.

https://drawception.com/pub/panels/2015/7-27/ndZ64X2gnE-2.png

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Taco Bell would be good.

I really need a wife.

Or own a fast food franchise with one of the restaurants ever-so-conveniently built right next to your garage.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Or own a fast food franchise with one of the restaurants ever-so-conveniently built right next to your garage.

I'd rather have a wife

 

[lovetoread]

screw that, its the dudes job to run to taco bell

 

[JohnnySavage]

You would be a terrible Mrs. Savage

 

[silver gurl]

Apparently I can no longer take decongestants. Yay for allergy season.

 

[Mr Noone]

Gibraltar: Leave 4.1%—Remain 95.9%

Of course they are in Europe physically. They'd need a canal to leave.

 

[Saint Peter]

Fuck that.

 

[removed9556]

 

[Emerson40]

This, that, and the other thing.

 

[Bookishleigh]

hey now

I liked honey boo boo

They lost me at sketti - I still get a little queasy thinking about it.

 

[butters]

'I'm reviewing the situation
Can a fellow be a villain all his life?
All the trials and tribulations!
Better settle down and get myself a wife.
And a wife would cook and sew for me,
And come for me, and go for me,
And go for me, and nag at me,
The fingers, she would wag at me.
The money she would take from me.
A misery, she'd make from me...

...I think I'd better think it out again!'

ron moody - bless 'im

 

[Farrah]

I would never want to go back, but it's nice to be reminded of the olden days.

 

[eyerami]

sexist pig

You choose to pork the punk, sugarbritches.

Break your mirror if you can't stand the phony who keeps looking back at you.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Clc6KOwVEAQt1RI.jpg

'Nuff said.

 

[RobDownSouth]

'I'm reviewing the situation
Can a fellow be a villain all his life?
All the trials and tribulations!
Better settle down and get myself a wife.
And a wife would cook and sew for me,
And come for me, and go for me,
And go for me, and nag at me,
The fingers, she would wag at me.
The money she would take from me.
A misery, she'd make from me...

...I think I'd better think it out again!'

In this life, one thing counts!
In the bank, large amounts...

 

[lovetoread]

http://memecrunch.com/meme/JXLT/everyone-knows-you-re-a-drama-queen/image.jpg

 

[pete]

I would never want to go back, but it's nice to be reminded of the olden days.

nice to see you around, farrah.

 

[lovetoread]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/1245ee62e248e3efe5c803de2139f3cc/tumblr_o97z3wg5xQ1rc7zl1o1_400.gif

 

[Lorilei]

I haven't seen "Bones" in a while. Why is whatshisname in a wheelchair?

 

[lovetoread]

beats me, I stopped watching when Sweets left.

 

[Lorilei]

beats me, I stopped watching when Sweets left.

Me too.

 

[Disgustipated]

now we get fires AND oil spills

Just lovely.

http://touch.latimes.com/#section/-1/article/p2p-87659799/

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

I am just glad that the fire and the gooey oil spill did not happen
in same place, at the same time.

As usual, anyone that can be held responsible will lie.
Get ready for promises that will never be kept.

 

[Farrah]

Hi Pete.
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My fucking family is conspiring to drive me crazy. Seriously overwhelmed, here.