The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVIII: Free Speech and Boobies!!!!!

[ElizabethWest]

Hark! When the night is falling...

 

[Lancecastor]

I would love to pist all day on here, but someone has to support the ole ball and chain.

.....

 

[lovetoread]

http://demandware.edgesuite.net/aamm_prd/on/demandware.static/-/Sites-joann-product-catalog/default/dwfee7a96d/images/hi-res/13/13731641.jpg

 

[girlsmiley]

I hear you say this to me in my dreams.

You're off your tits?

smiley - that duckie still makes me grin, every damned time *bop, bop, bop!*

Mmm very popular AV. 'swhy I kept it.

 

[Jennifer]

You're off your tits?



Mmm very popular AV. 'swhy I kept it.

It's hypnotizing.

 

[girlsmiley]

It's hypnotizing.

Didn't work on kbate.

 

[pointless]

pita chips aren't rye chips, but they work.

 

[Aglaopheme]

https://sadiaayn.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/rye-chip.jpg

Drool inducing.

 

[pointless]

i really wish i had some now. thanks, dick.

seriously, though. they'd be great with this humus.

still, pita chips aint fucking bad. better than bagel chips, anyway.

 

[Aglaopheme]

that's the half that reaches the limit first

Indeed.

Adorable!

Thank you. We got the pup earlier than expected. I have a big weekend coming up, and all the logistics will have to be rearranged. It was my idea to stop at the shelter last week.

I'm not convinced.


Are you sure it's not the "why did you do this to me" look ?

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Belew has zero problem putting the pup in check. She would have stopped the little one long before she crawled on her. They stayed like that longer than it took me to go inside to get my phone.

Named after Adrian?

The mischievous half.


I had an actual belly laugh at that one.

Yes

Yes

And

Yes

 

[Aglaopheme]

i really wish i had some now. thanks, dick.

seriously, though. they'd be great with this humus.

still, pita chips aint fucking bad. better than bagel chips, anyway.

You brought them up first, Mr bigger dick. That set my off like Pavlov's dogs.

I disagree. Rye chips are a stand alone snack, or in a Garrdetto's mix.

 

[Bookishleigh]

I let my hairdresser clip/shave completely underneath my hair (an undercut) - now I keep molesting my own head....

How sad this day has gotten.

 

[Wings]

Fem! You hottie! Love the hair.

 

[Wings]

And I would so molest your hair, I love that shaved feeling.

 

[spacekowboy]

This where I would slyly offer my own shaved dome for molestation, but with it being 113° yesterday, said head got a bit burned.

 

[eyerami]

...

 

[Aglaopheme]

I let my hairdresser clip/shave completely underneath my hair (an undercut) - now I keep molesting my own head....

How sad this day has gotten.

Love it. And.....

Fem! You hottie! Love the hair.

Hair after clippers will do that to me every time. Even more so if I get to clip it myself.

 

[pointless]

You brought them up first, Mr bigger dick. That set my off like Pavlov's dogs.

I disagree. Rye chips are a stand alone snack, or in a Garrdetto's mix.

i don't disagree that they are the shit by themselves, but i do like dipping them into good things. sadly, i have now pretty much eaten a whole thing of humus in one sitting. that aint good. at least it wasn't a family sized one.

 

[spacekowboy]

How does anyone have that kind of energy? Honestly.

 

[Aglaopheme]

i don't disagree that they are the shit by themselves, but i do like dipping them into good things. sadly, i have now pretty much eaten a whole thing of humus in one sitting. that aint good. at least it wasn't a family sized one.

If you must dip.

http://www.taquitos.net/im/sn/TJs-PumperPretz.jpg

It's easy to do with hummus. I have a friend that makes the best hummus I have ever eaten. I could bathe in it.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Fem! You hottie! Love the hair.

Love it. And.....



Hair after clippers will do that to me every time. Even more so if I get to clip it myself.

Thank you! I love it too - I was a little hesitant about the platinum blond part, but I really do just let my hairdresser do pretty much whatever wants.

And I also love the feeling. Hehe...I should just log off now and go play myself, I mean hair.

 

[Disgustipated]

WTF is going on over there? Is the UK as fucked as John Oliver said if UKIP wins and you leave the EU?

I'm not the EU's biggest fan. It's undemocratic, bureaucratic and basically a neo-liberal club for financiers and multi nationals. But I'll be double fucked if I vote for anything that has Michael Gove, Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson shilling for it.

The Canadian Government is quiety renovating and expanding our Governor General's property for the Royal Family.

Luk, you should get to blighty now so you and sean can be together before the borders are closed.

^^^Those posts were consecutive. The funny is limitless.

Good, i have you all cunting pists.

Much better than flashing your udders.

Dance!

^^^see?

I bought a new phone today. I switched from iPhone to Samsung and Lit looks completely different. It's a bit disorienting.

Welcome to the fold!

I let my hairdresser clip/shave completely underneath my hair (an undercut) - now I keep molesting my own head....

How sad this day has gotten.

It looks fantabulous. Your hairdresser and whoever made the suggestion of platinum should receive gold stars for the day.

 

[Saint Peter]

Garrdetto's mix.

The devil's snack food.

 

[Jennifer]

Thank you! I love it too - I was a little hesitant about the platinum blond part, but I really do just let my hairdresser do pretty much whatever wants.

And I also love the feeling. Hehe...I should just log off now and go play myself, I mean hair.

Holy fucking sexiness. I would run my fingers through the undercut for hours. Purr.

 

[Bookishleigh]

It looks fantabulous. Your hairdresser and whoever made the suggestion of platinum should receive gold stars for the day.

I'll be sure to give them gold stars when I see them.

And thank you! I tried to make my eyes look dead and soulless but....I'll work on it.