The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

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Operation: get ltr stoned.

The good stoned, though. Not the one with the stones and the hurting.
 
Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

i already told you how to get drugs: talk to your kids. all that terrible media you consume is really fucking with your memory.
Denny-------- We moved from the midwest to small town Florida to get away from drugs................... What do you need. There are kids here at the schools that can fix you up.
 
maryanne giggled
just above her breath
as a foaming wake trailed behind
the quickly fading trawler

the island was finally hers
to do with as she pleased

the gaggle of fuckers
actually thought
that after 50 some odd years
that they were going
home
 
i had a baby spider crawling on my arm the other day. i just picked it up and put it on the table to wander off. it was adorable. hopefully it kills lots of bugs for me and makes many more adorable babies. also, it will hopefully it will leave me alone and not bite me when it's bigger and less adorable. that'd be sweet.
 
i had a baby spider crawling on my arm the other day. i just picked it up and put it on the table to wander off. it was adorable. hopefully it kills lots of bugs for me and makes many more adorable babies. also, it will hopefully it will leave me alone and not bite me when it's bigger and less adorable. that'd be sweet.


This guy gets it.
 
i had a baby spider crawling on my arm the other day. i just picked it up and put it on the table to wander off. it was adorable. hopefully it kills lots of bugs for me and makes many more adorable babies. also, it will hopefully it will leave me alone and not bite me when it's bigger and less adorable. that'd be sweet.

One just crawled out of my laptop case. It's now not alive anymore.
 
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