The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

Girls who tease
Know good cheese.

and usually end up on their knees
So you know they're here to please.
Just be sure you never make them sneeze.
Because it hurts like hell when they bite your cock and it makes you pees

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cjot6UCUUAAEKb4.jpg

"They would've bought this gorilla Burger King." - Twitter

https://media.giphy.com/media/fx5HIlVDqhdfO/giphy.gif

 

[Disgustipated]

This is pretty damn great;

 

[lovetoread]

https://67.media.tumblr.com/0f1ed38e1d609a9db874286aaea0c9aa/tumblr_o7xa1jw9IT1ty8mi0o4_r1_400.gif

 

[yossi]

Girls who tease
Know good cheese.

Eez true.

Awesome rib sale at the store; nabbed $75 worth for $25.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Knees.

Remind me to tell you how I saw that differently...

 

[spacekowboy]

Are there to please.

 

[Lorilei]

https://67.media.tumblr.com/0f1ed38e1d609a9db874286aaea0c9aa/tumblr_o7xa1jw9IT1ty8mi0o4_r1_400.gif

Mmhmm.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjgmLKgVEAAn0Cz.jpg

 

[trysail]

http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2016/05/24/ap_11042717913_vert-47137a017ea548dbb5642a03563048c43cd8e8a3-s400-c85.jpg


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[neci]

i'm moving so goddamn slow today, it's not even funny. that's on top of the allergies, which just jumped up and kicked my ass. bless the neti pot.

 

[Pookie]

A little bit of flooding here. Most of it is from Tropical Storm Bonnie.

And, no. My real name isn't Bonnie.

 

[Fata Morgana]

A little bit of flooding here. Most of it is from Tropical Storm Bonnie.

And, no. My real name isn't Bonnie.

Any squirting yet, Poke?

 

[Pookie]

Any squirting yet, Poke?

There have been squalls of squirting. Even rainbows!

http://science-all.com/images/geyser/geyser-02.jpg

 

[butters]

half an hour left of the all day cranford binge

glad i watched it, so many great brit actors/actresses and i didn't watch it before. back to back episodes with the 2.5 hour finale rocks.

 

[Disgustipated]

"Geyser Watch"

lawlz

 

[Pookie]

"Geyser Watch"

lawlz

Those rainbows can put an eye out, man.

 

[butters]

my old cat of 18 years really should start growing up. she's like a damned teenager in the warmer weather - stays out all night, drops in to eat and straight back out again. and god help us if it's raining; then we get evil looks of blame for not stopping it being wet as she sits in the open doorway waiting for it to stop.

 

[pink]

Felix is a little gymnast. He runs and jumps, makes me literally LOL. I don't know how he does it. It is just hilarious.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

it is difficult to listen to yourself, and someone else, at the same time

Our local PBS must have given the makers of Cranford a pile of money.
We were stuffed full of Cranford.

*places a bonnet on the cow's head*

 

[HarryHill]

Ebu Gogo

 

[butters]

Ebu Gogo

harsh... i don't eat every thing

 

[Tati]

https://67.media.tumblr.com/0f1ed38e1d609a9db874286aaea0c9aa/tumblr_o7xa1jw9IT1ty8mi0o4_r1_400.gif

He is sooooo delicious!

 

[Not Normal]

A little bit of flooding here. Most of it is from Tropical Storm Bonnie.

And, no. My real name isn't Bonnie.

I would be disappointed if your name were Bonnie.