The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[yossi]

Are you sure you actually went

They didn't have those items at the farmers market and I went elsewhere for cheese. I just haven't finished the actual grocery portion.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I'm exhausted and flying. I'm thinking it's the prednisone. Stupid pneumonia.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I forgot spinach at the produce place. I also need:

Walnuts
Olive oil
Eggs
Chickpeas
Black beans

I want whatever it is you have cooking over there.

 

[thegirlfriday11]

How can someone be a bank manager and not know how to manage a PTA budget and financial books.

Stupid twat. I'm so pissed. Now I have to spend weeks trying to figure out this mess. Do your fucking job or have the decency to let me know it's too hard so I can find someone who can do it. I was treasurer for 2 years and it was an easy job and I have no background in accounting.

I'm frightened for the customers at her bank. Jeez!

Why did I ever agree to be pta president?! Never again. One more f'ing year to go and I'm done for good.

 

[yossi]

I want whatever it is you have cooking over there.

I'm making eggplant rolatini for Sunday dinner! Homemade tomato pesto sauce and sauteed zucchini noodles. Come, come!

 

[Radiohead]

I'm going to chop off the hair this afternoon.

why the fuck did you have to go and do that for

 

[Aglaopheme]

I'm making eggplant rolatini for Sunday dinner! Homemade tomato pesto sauce and sauteed zucchini noodles. Come, come!

That sounds so good, I think I just did.

 

[lovetoread]

It was suffocating me.

I do this every other year ya know. It grows fast.

 

[Aglaopheme]

It was suffocating me.

I do this every other year ya know. It grows fast.

It looks great. Did you donate it?

 

[lovetoread]

Not this year.

I have not found a donation place that doesnt just sell the hair overseas.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

*amazed* LTR you did it. It is still long enough to tuck away neatly.
I had mine layered to avoid chunky new ends.
Was a big mistake. Fine hair cannot stand up to fussing.

 

[yossi]

That sounds so good, I think I just did.

Just wait until I put it in your mouth.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Just wait until I put it in your mouth.

Hurry up before I faint.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Not this year.

I have not found a donation place that doesnt just sell the hair overseas.

I did not know that some places do that. I bet a lot if people that donate do not know that either.

 

[lovetoread]

For future reference, if your bewbs look good in a tank top that equates to him being horny and in need of sexytimes.

Words are apparently not necessary.

 

[Killswitch1]

I just had the best steak Ive ever eaten.

Do yourself a favor and try one for yourself.

http://www.lafrieda.com/

 

[Disgustipated]

I'm not a Bernie guy but no matter what side of the asylum you're on, this is a solid interview with great points.

Real Time with Bill Maher: Bernie Sanders Interview – May 27, 2016 (HBO)

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjmEQODUUAEUDGZ.jpg

Okie chokie.

#DubNation bringing it back home for that final nail.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjmEQODUUAEUDGZ.jpg

Okie chokie.

#DubNation bringing it back home for that final nail.

Unbelievable choke.

Kevin Durant just gave the game away...and a lot of my money.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Aubrey Plaza's vagina was in the fappening.

http://thefappening2015.com/fappening/category/aubrey-plaza/

 

[lovetoread]

https://67.media.tumblr.com/86487005779f0d9c7e7c8e04403933b9/tumblr_o7mxc7gpWC1qlle6co2_250.gif

 

[lovetoread]

I just had a one night stand with a robot.

I bet the rest of yall cant say that you did.

 

[lovetoread]

https://67.media.tumblr.com/7522606dc047172a209fad1a6757bc2b/tumblr_o7fsbn1hwL1tr536mo2_540.jpg

The chicken taco

 

[yossi]

I was given a fig tree! Here's to hoping I can keep it alive long enough to bear fruit - and for many years after that.

 

[butters]

one cutting in and coat done, almost dry, can do the second n about half an hour

*sips*

cranford and a sandwich, i think.


gotta love it that i was mensa tested and scored 150, a decent enough score, when i see all the twonks calling me stupid. hmmn, lemme see, do i believe mensa or them? oooh, hard decision. not.