Hey Lance

[Saint Peter]

I never interacted much with little tighty but I remember the pics.

Smokin' hot.

 

[Killswitch1]

He really should only post ellipses.



No need to apologize to Betty1, he comes here for the abuse and I am happy to oblige the moron.

I think you've been smelling too much printing ink at your job at Kinkos.

You're right though. It is almost some sort of abuse coming here anymore having to read this drivel.

 

[Killswitch1]

I never interacted much with little tighty but I remember the pics.

Smokin' hot.

She was nice too.

I never knew about the snojo/silvegurl deal until recently.

Tighty was cool.

Is.

 

[Aphro]

Those are great boots. I'm jealous. I can't wear stuff like that. On me, it would look like I should be standing in a stream fishing for trout.

 

[Killswitch1]

Those are great boots. I'm jealous. I can't wear stuff like that. On me, it would look like I should be standing in a stream fishing for trout.

I'm hooked. Reel me in!

 

[Saint Peter]

That looks like a very comfy couch.

I could catch some zzzs on that badboy.

 

[Killswitch1]

That looks like a very comfy couch.

I could catch some zzzs on that badboy.

Snojo probably did couple four nights a week. lol

 

[Saint Peter]

Lucky fucker.

 

[silver gurl]

She was nice too.

I never knew about the snojo/silvegurl deal until recently.

Tighty was cool.

Is.

Hell, we have been married for 5 years!

 

[Saint Peter]

Lucky fucker!

 

[Saint Peter]

He really knows how to hurt a guy.

 

[Jennifer]

The best thing about this thread was Hshh calling someone else a whackadoodle.

I'm a very lucky girl.

 

[Saint Peter]

You are not a guy.

 

[lovetoread]

how does one know?

 

[Saint Peter]

You are not a guy.

Trust me on this.

 

[RobDownSouth]

He really knows how to hurt a guy.

#HeTriesSooooHard Pete!

 

[Saint Peter]

#HeTriesSooooHard Pete!

A flash in the Lit pan.

Like so many others before him.

 

[Jennifer]

You are not a guy.

Trust me on this.

Then why is my penis on the treadmill??

 

[hashtag45]

Anyone else noticed that Lance quit posting, and that this thread turned into "the GB losers fest" instead?

 

[Saint Peter]

I am not sure why.

 

[Saint Peter]

Anyone else noticed that Lance quit posting, and that this thread turned into "the GB losers fest" instead?

silver gurl 26
Lancecastor 25
Pookahontas 24
LIVINRFANTASIES 22
Saint Peter 21
hssh345 19
Jennifer 14
Lord Pmann 13
Garnate 12
lovecraft68 10
evesdream 9
Disgustipated 8
Darbhinder 7
Aphroditiac 7
Killswitch1 7
Passionnee 6
GuiltyPleasure 5
Sean 5
Adjudicator 4
richard_daily 4
Emerson40 4
GimpyIntellect 4
RobDownSouth 4
neci 4
Aquagal 3
Que 3
Aglaopheme 3
inexile 3
bronzeage 2
BabblingBrooke 2
lovetoread 2
Cunterella 2
Wings 2
doctor_insanus 2
4est_4est_Gump 1
yossi 1
IrezumiKiss 1
VaticanAssassin 1
Rainshine 1
butters 1
LincolnDuncan 1
Adre 1



Yeah. We noticed.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Then why is my penis on the treadmill??

You forgot to retract it, milady.

http://w.megabooru.com/_images/d7c86f1ca0d7ef299e037017269950f2/149800%20-%20dick_growth%20futanari%20gif%20immorality%20penis%20skirt%20skirt_lift%20transformation%20uncensored%20vagina.gif

 

[hashtag45]

And a petty-minded bitch, just like many of you Blurt girls amd boys
*yawn*

 

[Jennifer]

You forgot to retract it, milady.

http://w.megabooru.com/_images/d7c86f1ca0d7ef299e037017269950f2/149800%20-%20dick_growth%20futanari%20gif%20immorality%20penis%20skirt%20skirt_lift%20transformation%20uncensored%20vagina.gif

That's strangely mesmerizing.

 

[Lancecastor]

Drama llama wandered off - we're probably all better human beings for it.

My honest to god, totally made-up visual impression of Lance, since Silver Gurl has been no help at all

Lance is a big guy, either tall or broad - big enough to manage a big bike. He likes to wear leather tops and bottoms at any given opportunity. I don't picture him as balding - he has dark hair, cut short. I'm going to give him some credit and assume there are no ponytails or mullets involved. No jewellery. Facial hair, short, but it's that thing with the connecting moustache and beard.

I think he probably has farm hands, not particularly elegant ones. Any accent he might have had growing up has been scrubbed out and is Toronto flat. He's bilingual.

Quick wit, sarcasm and sense of the absurd makes me think he was probably an underdog of some sort in his earlier years. Not sure what to make of his mean streak. Quit smoking, but still appreciates a hard drink.

Thanks for reading enough of what i have said here over the years to be able to stitch that together. Most people just make shit up.

What i like about an underdog is the digging in and working hard while everyone is saying you are wasting your time...defying the odds has, i think, a transcendent quality to it.

I have leather pants for riding...chaps are for retards...but rarely wear them anywhere away from my bike. Black 501s usually.

Also:


Canadiens is short for Le Club de hockey Canadien, also known as the Montreal Canadiens or the Habs ( Habitants).

Tabarnak and Tabernacle are both correct, along with endless variations including bartanak. Its sort of the French fuck insofar as you can bastardize it to suit, batards.

A special thanks to GB Heavyweights like Laura Lovecraft, luk, butters&sean and chillywilly2 for their bone-crushing blows.

And for the humour...sean called me short...which must mean I'm a quad thalidomide named Bob.