Bathrooms. Is it time to give up?

[Darbhinder]

∧∧∧∧This.
I agree with it being enforced on a case by case basis in small institutions, where everybody knows everybody.

But this PC thing in Public places is madness! So how are they going to know that a person who claims to be a pre-op transsexual is really who he claims to be? Ask them for a letter from their Doc? How would they know that the person isn't simply a perv., or a man who wants yo use a cleaner toilet, instead of the men's bathroom?

And re unisex toilets: I'd get very inhibitted if I had to go for no.2, knowing there's a dude in the cubicle next to me.

Aww, look everyone, it thinks it's people.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Yea you don't want to go into the women's room in a corp environment when they are short on cleaning staff.

I get so grossed out I end up going around the building trying to find a place to go.

I know you didn't intend it like this, but "going around the building" gives me a mental image of you squatting to pee in the bushes out back.

 

[Christobal]

I know you didn't intend it like this, but "going around the building" gives me a mental image of you squatting to pee in the bushes out back.

For all your credit card information (just to prove your age) I can make your fantasy a reality. Honestly she is not discreet and needs to pee a lot.

Full apologies to LTR

 

[Lord Pmann]

Haha pmann watched Ally McBeal.

Every fucking episode!!!

 

[Bert Notorius]

http://pages.uoregon.edu/ftepfer/access/ADAAGuplan/fig44.gif

 

[Christobal]

http://pages.uoregon.edu/ftepfer/access/ADAAGuplan/fig44.gif

I've lived in smaller apartments. You San Francisco or D.C.
people know what I'm talking about.

 

[miles]

Originally Posted by RobDownSouth View Post
I know you didn't intend it like this, but "going around the building" gives me a mental image of you squatting to pee in the bushes out back.

Who said PervDownSouth isn't a deeply disturbed heap of steaming shit?

 

[richard_daily]

http://pages.uoregon.edu/ftepfer/access/ADAAGuplan/fig44.gif

I don't think Ken Kraft's stance is wide enough.

 

[pete]

http://pages.uoregon.edu/ftepfer/access/ADAAGuplan/fig44.gif

ha, wow that's an old standards graphic.

accessibility code requires 30" clear at urinals, but at non-accessible stalls the width is at the designers discretion

 

[yossi]

Why? I think the seat should be placed in the upright position.

Because everyone poops sitting down. 3/4 wins the majority.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Because everyone poops sitting down. 3/4 wins the majority.

Have you read about the benefits of squatting to poop? It's interesting... Still requires the toilet seat to be down.

 

[yossi]

Have you read about the benefits of squatting to poop? It's interesting...

Have you seen the squatty potty video?!?!

It's hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q

But, yes, squatting is very good for bathroom purposes.

 

[yossi]

Plus, we can be inventive about this. There should be a foot pedal that you can press for the toilet seat to pop up and then it goes back down with no hand touching involved.

Easy-peasy.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Christobal]

Have you seen the squatty potty video?!?!

It's hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q

But, yes, squatting is very good for bathroom purposes.

I now hate you. Eating ice cream will never be the same. You are impolite and evil.

 

[yossi]

You're welcome.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Because everyone poops sitting down. 3/4 wins the majority.

But in a given day, I would say it's a statistically insignificant portion of the population who is using the toilet for pooping. I, for one, like to do so in the comfort of my own home, not on a toilet where loads of filthy ass fuckers have preceded me.

And you're also neglecting the fat asses who require the toilet seat to be up when they sit down to poop, because their ass is so big. So you're discriminatory against fat people. Bigot.

 

[Pookie]

I know you didn't intend it like this, but "going around the building" gives me a mental image of you squatting to pee in the bushes out back.

I actually prefer this over some of the restrooms I've walked in. *shudders*

 

[Lord Pmann]

And what is all this squat stuff? My lord. Are you people animals? I remember in France going into the restroom at a rather nice cafe and seeing that it a) cost money and b) was a fucking hole in the ground. It only reaffirmed my belief that the French are the worst thing since erectile dysfunction. You have to pay to use the restroom only to find out you're taking a wee into a filthy hole in the ground like a 15th century commoner? Fuck that. I'll take my porcelain toilet and free restroom.

The next time France or any country who has ground toilets offers any advice on global matters, every civilized country should give them the finger. When you piss into a toilet like a civilized people, we will listen to your ideas. Until then, go work on not squatting to shit like a dog.

 

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by RobDownSouth View Post
I know you didn't intend it like this, but "going around the building" gives me a mental image of you squatting to pee in the bushes out back.

Who said PervDownSouth isn't a deeply disturbed heap of steaming shit?

^^^ Has a scat fetish ^^^

Not judging. Just the facts.

 

[Real_American17]

What if all restrooms were made single-occupancy, gender neutral?

Remove all plumbing fixtures, mirrors, furniture, paint/wallpaper, etc.

Just an empty room filled with sawdust, you can piss, shit, menstruate, vomit, do whatever you want into the sawdust and walk away.

Every Sunday night the saw dust could be removed and either burned for fuel or added to the soil, it's perfect!

...

The French have always been filth and beneath the majesty of the British, they are no better than the primitives in the Middle East wiping their asses with their bare-hands!

 

[Real_American17]

That is all!

Yes a child only room to protect them from the perverts!

I will not give up my urinal, it is much faster than waiting for someone to finish in the stall.

I wonder how the opinionated folks here on Lit would feel if their daughters were sharing a bathroom with this "boy"?

Well in a way he is a 'boy' because he was raised that way. But physically he has female parts from birth and his body went through female puberty changes, so it should be no different than a lesbian using the restroom with their daughters...

Not a good example to make your point.

 

[Pookie]

And what is all this squat stuff? My lord. Are you people animals? I remember in France going into the restroom at a rather nice cafe and seeing that it a) cost money and b) was a fucking hole in the ground. It only reaffirmed my belief that the French are the worst thing since erectile dysfunction. You have to pay to use the restroom only to find out you're taking a wee into a filthy hole in the ground like a 15th century commoner? Fuck that. I'll take my porcelain toilet and free restroom.

The next time France or any country who has ground toilets offers any advice on global matters, every civilized country should give them the finger. When you piss into a toilet like a civilized people, we will listen to your ideas. Until then, go work on not squatting to shit like a dog.

Psst. They send all "Americans" to the "pay" toilet.

A little less Ally McBeal for you.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Psst. They send all "Americans" to the "pay" toilet.

A little less Ally McBeal for you.

Yet another reason to hate those cheese eating surrender monkeys!

 

[Christobal]

You're welcome.

How in the power of the great beard of satin did you even find that? It's a trail I might want to follow.