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I hate shopping & I always try to do something to make it fun. Today I took my laptop along to take some pics but I couldn't do what I wanted to do. Wanna know why? Because women kept coming up to me complimenting me on my shoes, lol! WTF?Felt a little uncomfortable doing what I had planned so I'm going to do it another day wearing a different pair of shoes!
Still haven't caught up on old comments, so don't say anything you're expecting a response to... I just wanted to share some pics tonight & maybe some more tomorrow.
This is so sexy... i cannot avert my gaze
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I couldn't make up my mind either, so I stopped in a store and took them off.
Teasingly sexy, my dear.
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I can't make up my mind whether it would have been sexier commando
Like I said... I couldn't decide! I put them back on because I thought that surely I could come up with a more creative way to remove them
Wanted to give you a better look at my bra real quick before I went back out but the pics are lousy. (it's light pink & sheer)
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I really could have sex with you
hotcpu
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Like I said... I couldn't decide! I put them back on because I thought that surely I could come up with a more creative way to remove them
Wanted to give you a better look at my bra real quick before I went back out but the pics are lousy. (it's light pink & sheer)
Gorgeous Lingerie on a Sexy Young Lady!!
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You're on, I'd much rather go shipping than shopping!
Oh c'mon, I am the furthest thing from sexy... I don't even try to pull that one off anymore!
Thank you, ratherabsurb1
That's right & I will never forget it.And what about being complimented on your sexy ankles?
Like I said you'll always be that guy to me, vibes. Always.I agree with the 'and more' part!
I think some of my fluids are low & need to be topped off
I was having fun until the compliments then I got nervous. Not sure what was up with those shoes? I only wore them because they matched the dressed!
They had one of those baby trays in there, I could lay back on it & wrap those legs around your headSexy sexy sexy. Damn I'd love to be with you in that bathroom. I love those gorgeous legs of yours. Make my blood run south.
Wasn't so concerned about what my clothing looked like, I wanted something that I could easily peel out of
Thinking I have more pictures of thatIt looks even better half off
Thank you for stopping by, XsNrg!
Ohhhh yes INDEEDY. I'll even make it easy for you and lift my hood out of the way.Would you like the full checkup now Miss ...? Sooooo Sexy!!
I've heard if you gaze long enough it gazes back
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a pit stop
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You pull sexy off with total ease 
vibes
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That's right & I will never forget it.
You do realize I won't be able to look at sinks in the same way again, yes?
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Thank you, ratherabsurd1, but I'm more goofy & I try to embrace itYou pull sexy off with total ease
Dammit, vibes! Now I'm going to start laughing every time I see one after what was said earlier. How am I going to explain THAT?
You do realize I won't be able to look at sinks in the same way again, yes?
I fixed that for you! (thank youGorgeous Lingerie on a Worn Out Old Hag!!
)Shhhh... I was just telling hotcpu that I needed to be topped off!Psst. Something is full and needs to be emptied.
what would it be like? real angry & aggressive? If so, sign me up!
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a pit stop
I'm looking forward to going to Hell. It's where all the goofy sexy people are.
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You are amazing. I love the goofy That is my first last and middle name. Never let me out of my cage or you might enjoy it.
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http://i.imgur.com/dEtLZlt.gif ..... http://i.imgur.com/I9AsVir.gifLike I said... I couldn't decide! I put them back on because I thought that surely I could come up with a more creative way to remove them
Wanted to give you a better look at my bra real quick before I went back out but the pics are lousy. (it's light pink & sheer)
vibes
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LOL No idea
They say that making a woman laugh is a shortcut into her panties though ...
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I know this picture SUCKS but like I said this was the first time & I was checking angles & distance. Obviously, both were wrong for this shot!
I did get better
I did get better
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I know this picture SUCKS but like I said this was the first time & I was checking angles & distance. Obviously, both were wrong for this shot!
I did get better
i will volunteer to be your photographer
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I know this picture SUCKS but like I said this was the first time & I was checking angles & distance. Obviously, both were wrong for this shot!
I did get better
Nothing you do is ever wrong
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I know this picture SUCKS but like I said this was the first time & I was checking angles & distance. Obviously, both were wrong for this shot!
I did get better
Love to come around the corner and find you dear.
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Thank you, ratherabsurd1, but I'm more goofy & I try to embrace it
Dammit, vibes! Now I'm going to start laughing every time I see one after what was said earlier. How am I going to explain THAT?
I fixed that for you! (thank you
Shhhh... I was just telling hotcpu that I needed to be topped off!
what would it be like? real angry & aggressive? If so, sign me up!
Ah probably awkward and messy
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