The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[Lorilei]

LOL! I can't stop laughing. I should really wear my glasses when posting on my tablet

A MOAT, she needs a MOAT!

Right, adding moat to my list of needs.

 

[Que]

For all practical purposes, Social Security HAS been spent..


None of 'em will say it and none of 'em will admit it but it is, nevertheless, a constructive fact.



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FYP, YWIA.

 

[Noor]

This week is tornado awareness week here.

Yesterday Hennepin County sirens woke up all of Hennepin Cty and the rest of us who can hear Hennepin County's sirens a bit after 6am! A malfunction of some sort.

No normal wednesday sirens today at 1pm, but tomorrow 11:45am and 6:55 PM sirens for practicing our emergency plans.

 

[trysail]

FYP, YWIA.

You didn't fix my post— you took liberties and you'll get no thanks (advance or otherwise).

The fact of the matter is that Social Security has been effectively privatized. We both know that no politician will say it or admit it.

The government will go on printing money until the inevitable day arrives when the world catches on and markets no longer allow it to get away with the fraud.

Smart people have already gotten their capital out the U.S. What was once a trickle will eventually and inevitably become a flood.



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[digitalia]

The fact of the matter is that Social Security has been effectively privatized.

Huh.

Not often one gets to read Orwellian doublespeak turn into literal triplespeak right before their very eyes.

 

[Bacigalupo]

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[trysail]

Huh.

Not often one gets to read Orwellian doublespeak turn into literal triplespeak right before their very eyes.

Figure it out.

It ain't all that hard.


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[digitalia]

Figure it out.

It ain't all that hard.

Actually, it's impossible.

But that's just me because I don't share your...uh...unique...brain.

If you'd like, you could share your gnostic wisdom with the thread. But, if you do, would you please have the decency of sterilizing it before exposing yourself? You know - so there's no chance of anyone else catching what you've obviously got so bad?

Thanx.

 

[butters]

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awesome!

 

[Noor]

awesome!

Butters!

 

[butters]

Butters!

most


is all i have to say

lol

 

[Adjudicator]

You try so hard to come off like that nice guy, dude. Who you trying to impress? It was readily seen that you are a wolf in sheep's clothing.

i'm glad i'm not your type of guy, dude.

reminds me that i must be doing something right.

Would your wife agree if she knew of your extracurricular romances?

I guess the answer is no, she would not approve of your extracurricular love life. I'm really glad I'm not your type of guy, too.

 

[hashtag45]

I guess the answer is no, she would not approve of your extracurricular love life. I'm really glad I'm not your type of guy, too.

News flash, dummy:
At least 1/3rd of the guys who seek cyber relationships on a porn site, and who pretend to be single : are married.

 

[Noor]

News flash, dummy:
At least 1/3rd of the guys who seek cyber relationships on a porn site, and who pretend to be single : are married.

and most of the women who are cyberring with them are also married and male.

 

[hashtag45]

and most of the women who are cyberring with them are also married and male.

Serves them damn right, Lol.

 

[lovetoread]

Worcestershire? Then I'd change its pronunciation to Wor-cester-shire.

I approve this message.

 

[Noor]

Just finish tax set #8 and now to start mine!

 

[Noor]

Also laundry! I used to love folding, but right now I don't.

The Americans is on tonight!

I could watch Grantchester and fold laundry...

 

[Lyricalli]

News flash, dummy:
At least 1/3rd of the guys who seek cyber relationships on a porn site, and who pretend to be single : are married.

Hmm... I'm curious, what's the marital status of the other 2/3rds that are pretending to be single?

 

[pensivepoet]

Hmm... I'm curious, what's the marital status of the other 2/3rds that are pretending to be single?

Single gay men in their late 60's.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Hmm... I'm curious, what's the marital status of the other 2/3rds that are pretending to be single?

That's funny.

 

[Noor]

Single gay men in their late 60's.

That explains a lot

 

[Disgustipated]

That's funny.

Teh math's iz hard.

 

[pensivepoet]

It's a good thing I didn't join the Navy.
If that had been my destroyer that got buzzed within 75ft today by two ruskie fighters, I'da blown their shit into next week.

 

[Lyricalli]

That's funny.

Teh math's iz hard.

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