What is your style or method of masturbation?

[jessiejack]

Each one would have their own way of pleasing themselves. What is your way?

 

[Giggolo_Joe]

..............

 

[Disgustipated]

I like to masturbate inside my girlfriend's cunt.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

shades and a leather jacket ... cause without them, I'm just an uncool mother fucker jerking off on his front lawn watching my neighbors, but with them ... I get the thumbs up while handling my wang.

Reminds me of Fonzie. Heeey!

 

[lovetoread]

When some one else does it is my preferred method.

 

[Saint Peter]

Remember

Do not shoot on the monitor.

yw

 

[Rachel_X]

Just go for broke and really get some whamming action on.
Might even hurl myself across the room once or twice if I get really into it.

 

[pete]

i like to dress my dick up like a bible salesman with a little suit & tie, then slam the front door on it 5 or 6 times

works like a charm

 

[Fata Morgana]

Cheese grater. I go at my ladyparts like it were a block of Stinking Bishop.

 

[neci]

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-XSU0FEUhqu4/VPl1yrc8hvI/AAAAAAAAfik/pimlx9KBlDM/s400-no/GRW12E-bosch-paddle-mixer-drill.gif

 

[Giggolo_Joe]

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[LIVINRFANTASIES]

i like to dress my dick up like a bible salesman with a little suit & tie, then slam the front door on it 5 or 6 times

works like a charm

Okay this shit is funny and the reason we come back.
I don't really care how others jack off.

For you lonely masturbators out there here's a photo of my wife at a public resort bar. Please don't shoot on my monitor.
http://i.imgur.com/F6QXfHE.jpg

 

[Queersetti]

Some people are really into fleece fucking.

 

[neci]

i prefer my fleece attached to the sheep.

 

[RoryN]

I choose the perfect location, and go into O fortuna, with my climax happening as the horns kick in at the end.

I enjoy it. The other Chick-Fil-A customers, not so much.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Cheese grater. I go at my ladyparts like it were a block of Stinking Bishop.

*eats your shavings*

 

[pensivepoet]

Hoover or Electrolux
I'm too lazy to jack off.
If I'm feeling kinky, I might put a banana up my ass

 

[Smootg103]

I gets one of my baby mommas to do it brah.

 

[digitalia]

It's like supposed adults on an adult Board haven't realized yet that all the 5th grade remarks about masturbation have long been completely exhausted.

 

[Saint Peter]

It's like supposed adults on an adult Board haven't realized yet that all the 5th grade remarks about masturbation have long been completely exhausted.

WWDD?

 

[Fata Morgana]

It's like supposed adults on an adult Board haven't realized yet that all the 5th grade remarks about masturbation have long been completely exhausted.

Yet you clicked on the thread to look?

 

[Saint Peter]

Yet you clicked on the thread to look?

All in the name of Jesus!

Same with the tittie thread. And the ass thread. And the frequent visits to the GLBT board.


WWDD?

 

[duranman]

In Fata's virgin arsehole

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

It's like supposed adults on an adult Board haven't realized yet that all the 5th grade remarks about masturbation have long been completely exhausted.

For most of us members with a third grade education this is a compliment.

 

[butters]

i like to dress my dick up like a bible salesman with a little suit & tie, then slam the front door on it 5 or 6 times

works like a charm

bwahahaha

Cheese grater. I go at my ladyparts like it were a block of Stinking Bishop.

*wince*

on high days and holidays you stick it under the grill?

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-XSU0FEUhqu4/VPl1yrc8hvI/AAAAAAAAfik/pimlx9KBlDM/s400-no/GRW12E-bosch-paddle-mixer-drill.gif

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!