Vikings Porn!

[gotsnowgotslush]

Whichever parts that gives Viggo Mortensen his wolfish good looks...
Rawrrr!

 

[BotanyBoy]

You may need to read the Sturlunga Saga again, fuckin' poser.

Since when did that become the end all be all authority on Norse culture?

LOL and I'm the poser

Sorry man, real archaeology sayz the pre Chistianized Vikings were highly communist/tribal, women fought and everyone spent the long dark winters fucking each others brains out.

They were not highly patriarchal nor did they have a gigantic stick up their ass about catching a nut.

Did some Christianized folks try to bring that shit back in the early/mid teens, yep they sure did.

Guess what happened?

http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb5yd6TS871qdvfoio1_500.jpg

 

[spacekowboy]

http://49.media.tumblr.com/9fd55f27f851da497adda15717268570/tumblr_o1hqewWZ5h1rpduwho1_500.gif

 

[Aquagal]

Don't you peeps watch Vikings? Good Viking sex and always changing partners.

 

[pete]

Don't you peeps watch Vikings? Good Viking sex and always changing partners.

vikings is a show ?

 

[nerfhearder]

Don't you peeps watch Vikings? Good Viking sex and always changing partners.

I keep seeing the commercials but it looks so soap opera-ish that I never bothered.

 

[Aquagal]

Yes, Vikings is a show on the History channel. I think they're in to their third season. Hotties with lots of gratuitous violence, blood, and sex. The women fight next to the men, then go home and fuck or fuck in the woods. There is a bit of their gods mythology worshiping and some Christianity because of the kingdoms they fight. But the Father ends up fucking one of the princesses. Then the King wants her too.

Not too soap operaish. The pillaging is good.

 

[pete]

Yes, Vikings is a show on the History channel. I think they're in to their third season. Hotties with lots of gratuitous violence, blood, and sex. The women fight next to the men, then go home and fuck or fuck in the woods. There is a bit of their gods mythology worshiping and some Christianity because of the kingdoms they fight. But the Father ends up fucking one of the princesses. Then the King wants her too.

Not too soap operaish. The pillaging is good.

sold!

 

[chillywilly2]

Yes, Vikings is a show on the History channel. I think they're in to their third season. Hotties with lots of gratuitous violence, blood, and sex. The women fight next to the men, then go home and fuck or fuck in the woods. There is a bit of their gods mythology worshiping and some Christianity because of the kingdoms they fight. But the Father ends up fucking one of the princesses. Then the King wants her too.

Not too soap operaish. The pillaging is good.

First 2 seasons were better than the 3rd...so far

 

[Aquagal]

The Blood Eagle torture is one of the most violent tortures I've ever heard of, woe to anyone that pisses off the Viking Kings and Earls.

 

[Aquagal]

First 2 seasons were better than the 3rd...so far

But the fighting against France has been good. I've liked that.

 

[ElizabethWest]

I wouldn't kick Mr. Skarsgård out of my bed.
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-10/8/19/enhanced/webdr10/enhanced-18977-1412809851-9.png

 

[chillywilly2]

But the fighting against France has been good. I've liked that.

the fiance killing ain't bad either..i'm just not pleased with the drug addiction maybe

 

[Aquagal]

the fiance killing ain't bad either..i'm just not pleased with the drug addiction maybe

The drug thing is dumb, I don't know how accurate that is, or what it is? Heroin?

Oh ya hottie mom is ruthless! Love it! I didn't even expect that scene.

 

[nerfhearder]

But the fighting against France has been good. I've liked that.

Can't imagine fighting France is ever very interesting.

 

[chillywilly2]

The drug thing is dumb, I don't know how accurate that is, or what it is? Heroin?

Oh ya hottie mom is ruthless! Love it! I didn't even expect that scene.

what did they have back then in China..opium at least but I don't know...he is fucked up...the castration was a touch brutal too...I cringed at that

 

[chillywilly2]

Can't imagine fighting France is ever very interesting.

Once Ragnars brother taught them how it got interesting real quick

 

[Miasorrow]

In the original post you posted a picture of the character Jarl Borg in the Viking series.

Modern Scandinavian men are the total opposite of their Viking ancestors. They're all a bunch of fucking socialist cucks now.

I only realized later that it might create a misunderstanding about the concept of the thread.

It's been claimed that many British men are of Viking descent.

 

[chillywilly2]

I only realized later that it might create a misunderstanding about the concept of the thread.

It's been claimed that many British men are of Viking descent.

There's a reason for that

 

[Aquagal]

Can't imagine fighting France is ever very interesting.

Pissed off brother gave them a few lessons on Viking war.

what did they have back then in China..opium at least but I don't know...he is fucked up...the castration was a touch brutal too...I cringed at that

Yes, opium sounds likely being from China. I didn't cringe one bit!

 

[chillywilly2]

Pissed off brother gave them a few lessons on Viking war.



Yes, opium sounds likely being from China. I didn't cringe one bit!

Ha Ha...funny
Wait till hot mom gets pissed with another woman...you will cringe then

 

[Aquagal]

Ha Ha...funny
Wait till hot mom gets pissed with another woman...you will cringe then

Like the French princess? Cut those nips off! Hahaha

 

[Miasorrow]

There's a reason for that

Elaborate please.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://i1132.photobucket.com/albums/m577/llazzllo/Concept.jpg

Does the Rumple Minze warrior woman count as viking porn?

Probably not, it's from Germany. But there's no polar bears or ice floes in Germany, so...

Always loved this classic ad.

 

[Miasorrow]

How could I forget. Roxette