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Lyricalli
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Took Missie Mouse upon his knee. Mhmm.
Froggie went a courtin and he did ride. Mhmm.
You're not the only one with interesting thoughts.
No, I'm certainly not, and it gets even more interesting when thoughts collide, mm-hmm.
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No, I'm certainly not, and it gets even more interesting when thoughts collide, mm-hmm.
Thoughts? I'm supposed to collide my thoughts with a ladies thoughts? That must be what I've been doing wrong! I've been going about it old school. Inserting tab A into slot B, hiding the salami, making a beast with two backs.
I guess I need to go watch Barbarella again. That was the closest I've ever seen to the act being demonstrated as combining thoughs.
Cleaner but it seems like it takes so much of the fun out of it. Heck I might as well "combine thoughts" by writing down a description or calling and telling you what I think would be fun for us to do. I wonder if anyone has ever tried that?
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Lyricalli
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Oooo... I think you might be on to something there. Your thoughts get more and more interesting all the time. Such novel ideas. If no one's ever thought of that before, we'd be like pioneers.
I don't think combining thoughts takes any fun out... just seems like a pretty good place to start.
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I just love your variations on this twist pose. Ass + lips = BRAVO.
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A brief pause from our regularly scheduled tub for a nap. Well more like a blackout from exhaustion but just before it all went dark I snapped this.
Cheers from the dsrkside
The darkside suits you! That's where you go by feel?
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Oooo... I think you might be on to something there. Your thoughts get more and more interesting all the time. Such novel ideas. If no one's ever thought of that before, we'd be like pioneers.
I don't think combining thoughts takes any fun out... just seems like a pretty good place to start.
Oh someone must have thought of it but if I've learned nothing else it's that you don't have to be first but you do have to be best or offer more perceived value. That's why fast food places do so well. Everyone wants the best bang for their buck. So how much bang would you like from me?
True. There's a whole set of synergies that comes from combining thoughts and ideas in an unconstrained manner. Oh wait, that's a whole set of positions. My bad.
Thanks Mara!
I'm glad you like my kkwabaegi pose. I need a little more twist to get it right. Oh I just had a potentially interesting idea. If it works you get the credit as my muse.Yes it's like waking up naked in a dark closet. Lots of feeling around for things until you eventually find an opening you can squeeze through. Not that I've ever woken up naked in a dark closet.
Mmmmm those bath pics. I want to get wet with you!
Your St. Paddy's day pic made me smile so much that I'm going to pinch you anyway.
And just so you know, I get extra hands-y in the dark.
Sure eLLEXa, there's plenty of wet to go around.
Hey that's cheating! I wore my green. No pinching allowed. If you break the rules I'll have no choice but to spank you. So you better consider your choices carefully. Do you get extra army too? I hear the Army is good at night maneuvers. Cheers
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Just a few more and I'll be squeaky clean.
Oh who am I kidding, there's not enough water in the Mediterranean to clean some parts. But where will I find a lady not put off by my dirty thoughts?
Cheers
Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.
Oh who am I kidding, there's not enough water in the Mediterranean to clean some parts. But where will I find a lady not put off by my dirty thoughts?
Cheers
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If you're banging for money, I sure hope you're charging more than a buck.
Depends. So people like the value meal and others go ala carte. Sometimes it's quantity over quality and other times the opposite.
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Just a few more and I'll be squeaky clean.
Oh who am I kidding, there's not enough water in the Mediterranean to clean some parts. But where will I find a lady not put off by my dirty thoughts?
Cheers
I hear there's some women around that like dirty thoughts and have plenty of their own too.
Looking and smelling clean is nice though. Lol
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Just a few more and I'll be squeaky clean.
Oh who am I kidding, there's not enough water in the Mediterranean to clean some parts. But where will I find a lady not put off by my dirty thoughts?
Cheers
Love this!
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I hear there's some women around that like dirty thoughts and have plenty of their own too.
Looking and smelling clean is nice though. Lol
No! You're telling me that some women have dirty thoughts? Really?!? Oh, these women must be like Amazons. Myths. Every woman I've met is all sugar and spice and everything nice. Hrmmm some did taste sweet and others spicy but I put that down to diet. Oh! Maybe the ones that don't think dirty thoughts taste sweet and those that do taste spicy! I have a test now I just need some subjects to validate my hypothesis. I think Thursday is ladies night at the bar.
And that reminds me you left off one important bit, it's also important to taste clean. So in addition to clean, do you taste sweet or spicy Icy?
I'm not sure I want to know what kind of bang a buck would get.
Well if it's a young buck you get an energetic yet inexperienced bang. If it's an older buck you get a reasonably complete bang at a measured pace. If it's the Lord of the Forest well let's just say they don't call him a 10 point buck for nothing!
Of course if you're worried about the price just leave a decent tip and...well...I'm sure you'll get a decent tip in return.
Thanks Kim!
Glad I could live up to your high standards. And in case you were wondering...VERY spicy. Cheers
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The tub is over and now the shower to rinse off begins. Except none of the beginning shots turned our very well so we find ourselves in the middle of the shower. The shower was fun, literally , but it was what happened during the editing that I found to be the most interesting.
Final
Original
I didn't mean to make the steam disappear but that's exactly what happened. I wish I could figure out a way to keep it visible in the black and white but no matter what I tried it just...went up in smoke.
Cheers
P.S. Added that door I forgot about earlier.
, but it was what happened during the editing that I found to be the most interesting.Final
Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here...
Original
And here.
I didn't mean to make the steam disappear but that's exactly what happened. I wish I could figure out a way to keep it visible in the black and white but no matter what I tried it just...went up in smoke.
Cheers
P.S. Added that door I forgot about earlier.
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I like that you put in a lot of effort to be squeaky clean...but by the same token you must have lots of dirty thoughts...I wonder what some of them are!Just a few more and I'll be squeaky clean.
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Oh who am I kidding, there's not enough water in the Mediterranean to clean some parts. But where will I find a lady not put off by my dirty thoughts?
Cheers
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I like that you put in a lot of effort to be squeaky clean...but by the same token you must have lots of dirty thoughts...I wonder what some of them are!
Yup, I believe in that old expression "Cleanliness is next to sexiness" or something like that (so you must be VERY clean). I do my best to be clean on the outside but yes a darker bit lurks beneath.
Wonder away but when you're ready to know just say so and I'll whip up a PM (or maybe send a PM involving a whip.
).Cheers
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LOVE this one with the front and back in it!!
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The tub is over and now the shower to rinse off begins. Except none of the beginning shots turned our very well so we find ourselves in the middle of the shower. The shower was fun, literally
Final
Original
I didn't mean to make the steam disappear but that's exactly what happened. I wish I could figure out a way to keep it visible in the black and white but no matter what I tried it just...went up in smoke.
Cheers
P.S. Added that door I forgot about earlier.
This made me steamy!
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So this...
Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.
...should make you backy.
It probably should have gone in the Hands ~ at Work, at Play, at Rest or Show Me Your Shoulders thread but I needed a closer for Istanbul.
Cheers
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Kimleigh
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So this...
...should make you backy.
It probably should have gone in the Hands ~ at Work, at Play, at Rest or Show Me Your Shoulders thread but I needed a closer for Istanbul.
Cheers
It makes me something!
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Oh?
Do tell. But maybe in a PM. And don't spare ANY details! Cheers
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