My Shady Goods

I honestly hadn't noticed. Well I noticed the AV change but I was too busy thinking a dozen other things to make the photo style connection. Good eye Lyric! Leave it to the verbal artist to notice what the graphical artists missed.

I'm well-rounded. :D
 
It's a busy few days of travel coming up so I should post now but that's the problem. I have a shot but thanks to Lit's rules and my rules it requires editing. Which do you prefer?

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Cheers
I like both pics..bit I like the lips in the pics too...so very kissable :kiss::kiss::kiss:
 
*smack that ass*
Then make it all better! :devil:

I'm confused...

Who's the smacker and who's the smackee? It wasn't completely clear and I'm good with either position (and a whole of others ;) :devil:)

I'm well-rounded. :D

In ALL the right places. Oh...you meant artistically. Well that too.

I like both pics..bit I like the lips in the pics too...so very kissable :kiss::kiss::kiss:

Thanks Omega. So if I post a picture of a part of my body it makes you want to kiss it? I may have to rethink this whole "No dick pics" thing.

:confused:

That's me deep in thought. While I think about one thing here's something else for you (and BFG in particular) to think about:

Smackee

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

So that's your view as the smacker in the tub. I posted it as a link instead of inline because I just couldn't face seeing my ass over and over and over again.

Oh! Now Omega's gonna kiss my ass! This is just a win-win sort of day. :D

Cheers
 
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What a great thing to see first thing this morning :devil:

Glad I could start your Thursday off on a good note BFG. Your comment was the inspirarion for posting. ;)

An invitation? :D

Sure if you want to take it that way. But if I have Omega kissing whatever body parts I flash and you doing whatever comes to mind with the same parts I REALLY WILL have to rethink the whole dick pic thing.

:confused: Nah.

As off the charts enjoyable as that would be I'd soon find myself chronically posting on the Hot Men of Lit thread. I'll just have to keep sending those sorts of pics privately and directly. I call it The Penis Express because every guy is hung like a horse (or a pony) on the Interwebs.

Cheers
 
It's a busy few days of travel coming up so I should post now but that's the problem. I have a shot but thanks to Lit's rules and my rules it requires editing. Which do you prefer?

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Or

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Cheers

I prefer the second pic... I love men's hips... so sexy. Makes me imagine my hands on his hips pulling into me. :)

I'm confused...

Who's the smacker and who's the smackee? It wasn't completely clear and I'm good with either position (and a whole of others ;) :devil:)



In ALL the right places. Oh...you meant artistically. Well that too.



Thanks Omega. So if I post a picture of a part of my body it makes you want to kiss it? I may have to rethink this whole "No dick pics" thing.

:confused:

That's me deep in thought. While I think about one thing here's something else for you (and BFG in particular) to think about:


So that's your view as the smacker in the tub. I posted it as a link instead if inline because I just couldn't face seeing my bass over and over and over again.

Oh! Now Omega's gonna kiss my ass! This is just a win-win sort of day. :D

Cheers

Nice ass! :devil:
 
I prefer the second pic... I love men's hips... so sexy. Makes me imagine my hands on his hips pulling into me. :)

Nice ass! :devil:

Yes the second was.the winner hands down. ;) Really I wanted to get an idea how to crop future pics. Sometimes my man bits do a photo bomb and I have to work around them. Now I know it's nearly unamimous that a long shot of half my body (basically the right or left side) is preferred to a short shot (the top half).

Oh I can write a commercial. 4 out 5 Litsters surveyed prefer the long shot when hiding gratuitous cock.

Thanks! Takes a nice ass to know a nice ass. Well maybe not, but yours is nice too (especially when it's bejeweled :devil:).

All the places are right, aren't they? :D

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :heart:

Well they're all right for something but not everything. Your ears for instance, they have a nice rounded shape but are only right for a lick, nibble or breathy whisper...

I need to taste you.​
So yes, all places are right for someone with creativity and imagination and we both know we both have plenty of that to go around Sliph. ;) :devil:

I thought I'd get the laugh (but not the belly laugh). :D

Cheers
 
Oops!

New page means a new picture (at least that seems to be the general rule). Someone suggested that I spend part of my brief stay in Istanbul taking some pictures in the very nice tub I had in my room. So the next few posts (with the possible exception of one) are from the Turkish Bath series.

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

Cheers
 
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New page means a new picture (at least that seems to be the general rule). Someone suggested that I spend part of my brief stay in Istanbul taking some pictures in the very nice tub I had in my room. So the next few posts (with the possible exception of one) are from the Turkish Bath series.

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Cheers

I love a nice bath. This Turkish bath certainly looks nice.
You look fantastic in it. Though possibly a little lonely.
 
New page means a new picture (at least that seems to be the general rule). Someone suggested that I spend part of my brief stay in Istanbul taking some pictures in the very nice tub I had in my room. So the next few posts (with the possible exception of one) are from the Turkish Bath

And, what a great suggestion it was. :)
 
I love a nice bath. This Turkish bath certainly looks nice.
You look fantastic in it. Though possibly a little lonely.

I forgot how much I enjoyed the bubbles. It was a nice bath but they did manage to psych me out. The tub had jets but after looking inside and outside of the tub and all around the bath I still couldn't find a switch to turn them on.

Thanks Icy. :kiss: There was room for two but I had so little time (less than 12 hours between landing and takeoff). Next time I'm going through Vienna.

And, what a great suggestion it was. :)

Thanks Lyric. :kiss: I had fun with it (and I think you know EXACTLY what 'it' I mean *wink*wink*nudge*nudge*).

Since you both liked the first, have another...

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

There you go Icy, I made a spot for you. ;)

Cheers
 
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Thanks Lyric. :kiss: I had fun with it (and I think you know EXACTLY what 'it' I mean *wink*wink*nudge*nudge*).

If I think really hard, I might come up with an idea about what it could be.

Also, I just thought of something fun for another collage. Now, I just have to fill out the rest of the list. :D

Lastly, that's a hot photo, Mr. Rogue. :kiss:
 
New page means a new picture (at least that seems to be the general rule). Someone suggested that I spend part of my brief stay in Istanbul taking some pictures in the very nice tub I had in my room. So the next few posts (with the possible exception of one) are from the Turkish Bath series.

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Cheers
Ah..I love a good bath and that bath looks good with you in it...I see you had fun playing in it ;):devil::kiss:
 
I forgot how much I enjoyed the bubbles. It was a nice bath but they did manage to psych me out. The tub had jets but after looking inside and outside of the tub and all around the bath I still couldn't find a switch to turn them on.

Thanks Icy. :kiss: There was room for two but I had so little time (less than 12 hours between landing and takeoff). Next time I'm going through Vienna.

not sure what difference that makes but ok.😘

Since you both liked the first, have another...

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There you go Icy, I made a spot for you. ;)

Cheers

I can see a very nice spot indeed. Thank you.😀
 
If I think really hard, I might come up with an idea about what it could be.

Also, I just thought of something fun for another collage. Now, I just have to fill out the rest of the list. :D

Lastly, that's a hot photo, Mr. Rogue. :kiss:

Well you're a clever woman Lyric so I'm sure you'll figure it out. Funny all these its made me think of the Knights Who Say Ni.

Oh! A new collage. I love external stimulation...I mean inspiration. Well both really. :)

Thanks! :kiss:

Ah..I love a good bath and that bath looks good with you in it...I see you had fun playing in it ;):devil::kiss:

I love a good bath too but a bad bath is SO much more fun! :devil: I did have fun playing in the bath but more fun playing in the bed. Next time Omega I'll make sure to take a picture or two for you. ;)

not sure what difference that makes but ok.😘

I can see a very nice spot indeed. Thank you.😀

In Vienna the hotel is right across the street from the airport so no 30 minute taxi ride each way like in Istanbul. More "bath" time. Also it would be a different Airline (one that's NEVER lost my baggage).

Carpe Spotum Icy (Seize the Spot). I'm pretty sure you'll fit easily but if not the suds will help you shimmy on down until you finally bottom out. ;) Oh wait, I think I'm the one that's supposed to bottom out. Sometimes I get confused when I'm excited.

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THIS is what I want right now!

Easy peasy! Come on down to DC and you can have all you want! :devil: But this is a limited time offer and expires midnight Sunday.

Oh...you meant you wanted a tub. :eek: Silly me. I hope you had a good soak. I'm gonna go take a cold shower since my night took a sudden and unexpected turn.

Cheers
 
Easy peasy! Come on down to DC and you can have all you want! :devil: But this is a limited time offer and expires midnight Sunday.

Oh...you meant you wanted a tub. :eek: Silly me. I hope you had a good soak. I'm gonna go take a cold shower since my night took a sudden and unexpected turn.

Cheers

Nope, not the bath, not the tub.
You and your lap!
 
In Vienna the hotel is right across the street from the airport so no 30 minute taxi ride each way like in Istanbul. More "bath" time. Also it would be a different Airline (one that's NEVER lost my baggage).

Oh, now I know. So more bath time. And your baggage not getting lost would be a bonus

Carpe Spotum Icy (Seize the Spot). I'm pretty sure you'll fit easily but if not the suds will help you shimmy on down until you finally bottom out. ;) Oh wait, I think I'm the one that's supposed to bottom out. Sometimes I get confused when I'm excited.

Cheers

Haha. I wonder how confused you could get?😉
 

Oh, now I know. So more bath time. And your baggage not getting lost would be a bonus.

Haha. I wonder how confused you could get?😉

Yes the benefit to you is more picture time and for me no lost bags. It's win win!

I've never tried to catalog my levels of "confusion" but on a scale of 1-10 I'm pretty sure almost every member of the throng is an 11. One is a 12 and one is a divide by 0.

Oops! That last is a maths thing and I know how much you hate maths. Let's see if I can make it up to you.

Cheers
 
The bath continues...

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

I'm usually more eloquent and loquacious but today is my least favorite day of the year. More than tax day. More then renew the tags at the DMV day. More than visiting the dentist for my annual checkup.

I like my sleep and the world just took one hour away for a reason that is no longer meaningful thanks to urban sprawl and globalization.

My apologies for a day or two of grumpiness. :mad:

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The bath continues...

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I'm usually more eloquent and loquacious but today is my least favorite day of the year. More than tax day. More then renew the tags at the DMV day. More than visiting the dentist for my annual checkup.

I like my sleep and the world just took one hour away for a reason that is no longer meaningful thanks to urban sprawl and globalization.

My apologies for a day or two of grumpiness. :mad:

Cheers

If this is how grumpy looks then go right ahead.
You are looking fantastic.😘
 
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