Why I give women false hope

[Vagina_Dentata]

^^^ Edited for truth.

*snort*

 

[RoryN]

To the contrary, Cade's life had no meaning until he memorized virtually every single one of Rory's posts.

Nod.

Speaking of which, is he still alive? Worried about him...

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Nod.

Speaking of which, is he still alive? Worried about him...

Yeah, right? Fucker was a fixture here like an STD rash that didn't go away.

He did try to hang on, though. Trying to think of the last alt he had on here before life came at him, but forget.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Well, at least now you won't get them pregnant.

What a lonely dumb fuck you are for spending the time to find and bump this thread.

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

What a lonely dumb fuck you are for spending the time to find and bump this thread.

^^^^^^^
Spouts hate.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

^^^^^^^
Spouts hate.

My gift to you

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

My gift to you

No thanks. I'm good.

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

*snort*

It's utterly hilarious that this narcissistic brag and boast thread wasn't utterly torn apart. Apparently being a white knight simp covers up sufficiently for one's glaringly obvious shortcomings.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

No thanks. I'm good.

Tuck your cock without surgery, gaffs, tape or messy glue ... If you want that feminine look, with an all night hold, and flat front - you want a Tucknit product.

Tucknit products. Take a look.

There is nothing wrong with it. Be yourself.

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

Tuck your cock without surgery, gaffs, tape or messy glue ... If you want that feminine look, with an all night hold, and flat front - you want a Tucknit product.

Tucknit products. Take a look.

There is nothing wrong with it. Be yourself.

I usually am. Who usually are you?

 

[jezzilee]

Tuck your cock without surgery, gaffs, tape or messy glue ... If you want that feminine look, with an all night hold, and flat front - you want a Tucknit product.

Tucknit products. Take a look.

There is nothing wrong with it. Be yourself.

Isn't that site the absolute opposite of being yourself?

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

It's utterly hilarious that this narcissistic brag and boast thread wasn't utterly torn apart. Apparently being a white knight simp covers up sufficiently for one's glaringly obvious shortcomings.

If one is going to profess to being better than everyone, they should at least be better than everyone.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

I usually am. Who usually are you?

Whatever. Have fun searching for threads from a decade ago so you can bump them. Maybe you should start a blurt thread next.

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

Whatever. Have fun searching for threads from a decade ago so you can bump them. Maybe you should start a blurt thread next.

If someone interests me, I go read their stuff. I haven't had occasion to do that with you.

You're not paying attention:

So why are there so many "blurt" threads?

 

[RoryN]

If someone interests me, I go read their stuff.

Why, thank you.

 

[jezzilee]

Why, thank you.

So, not a stalker, just a harmless crush!

Keep your bunnies close!

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

Why, thank you.

Don't get a big head...to go with your swollen testicles.

 

[RoryN]

So, not a stalker, just a harmless crush!

Keep your bunnies close!

That was a hard decade for rabbits. The movie, lucky rabbit foot keychains...

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

If one is going to profess to being better than everyone, they should at least be better than everyone.

The funny part is that there is no 'better than everyone'. Not everyone has the same sexual desires or tastes. And it ain't even a competition. If they come back to jump in bed with you again, you're probably doing it right. But when you think you have to be better than anyone else at sex, you're almost certainly doomed to fail.

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

The funny part is that there is no 'better than everyone'. Not everyone has the same sexual desires or tastes. And it ain't even a competition. If they come back to jump in bed with you again, you're probably doing it right. But when you think you have to be better than anyone else at sex, you're almost certainly doomed to fail.

I think most people with superiority complexes don't realize they have one.

 

[lemonbread]

Did someone say there were cookies in here?

 

[pensivepoet]

Holy fuck
Fyoodin over an 11 yr old thread.
*tumbleweed rolls by*
You fogies ain't gonna start tellin war stories, are ya?
Yeah yeah, I know~I shoulda seen it in color.

 

[Wolfias]

This was a nice thread without the ''Haters'' intrusion.

 

[thør]

Did someone say there were cookies in here?

Rory must have some Samoas....

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

Holy fuck
Fyoodin over an 11 yr old thread.
*tumbleweed rolls by*
You fogies ain't gonna start tellin war stories, are ya?
Yeah yeah, I know~I shoulda seen it in color.

I Cannot Live With You
by Emily Dickinson

I cannot live with you,
It would be life,
And life is over there
Behind the shelf

The sexton keeps the key to,
Putting up
Our life, his porcelain,
Like a cup

Discarded of the housewife,
Quaint or broken;
A newer Sevres pleases,
Old ones crack.

I could not die with you,
For one must wait
To shut the other's gaze down,
You could not.

And I, could I stand by
And see you freeze,
Without my right of frost,
Death's privilege?

Nor could I rise with you,
Because your face
Would put out Jesus'.
That new grace

Glow plain and foreign
On my homesick eye,
Except that you, than he
Shone closer by.


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