The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIV: A Merry Killswitch and a Happy New Year!

[girlsmiley]

We need more fucking and frying.

Aye, we do.

I bags Rainshine!

I will seduce her with my hot chocolate.

It's Hershey's syrup and milk and it's really good.

 

[Fata Morgana]

That's fine breakfast for when you're short on time.

Never rush God's breakfast.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Erm, close fuckin' enough princess.

Erm, fucking hardly sugar tits.

 

[BotanyBoy]

You're lucky you're not around me you beached fucking vampire.

You wouldn't do shit anyhow, just like LT you would just be talking that good shit....and nothing else.

 

[Wings]

What the actual fuck?

Mmhmm.

How do you feel about waffles?

 

[lovetoread]

Mmhmm.

How do you feel about waffles?

I am pro waffles.

 

[Saint Peter]

I am pro sugar tits.

 

[thør]

Never rush God's breakfast.

Frying goes quickly.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I hate having too many single purpose appliances. They just take up too much space.

I agree and that's the main reason why I don't have one. I have a closet dedicated to kitchen stuff I don't want on my counters.

Is it bad that I get lazy and don't wanna keep on unplugging them and putting them back every time I use them, though?

Plus I like seeing/showing off all my wares on my counter. I wanna feel like getting all those material items count for the display factor alone!

 

[Fata Morgana]

Is it bad that I get lazy and don't wanna keep on unplugging them and putting them back every time I use them, though?

Plus I like seeing/showing off all my wares on my counter. I wanna feel like getting all those material items count for the display factor alone!

Deliciously, dirty bastard.

 

[Saint Peter]

Food.


Now.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Frying pan.

Now.

 

[lovetoread]

I just went into my pm section, which I honestly dont go into that often, and noticed that I have all these messages with the changed names.

I had to think about who Capt Asshook was.

 

[AllyRose]

Is it bad that I get lazy and don't wanna keep on unplugging them and putting them back every time I use them, though?

Plus I like seeing/showing off all my wares on my counter. I wanna feel like getting all those material items count for the display factor alone!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31SURqnjWCL._SY355_.jpg

"Oh... that... uh... mom it's just a... back massager. Yeah."

 

[ryan8558]

Frying pan.

Now.

http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-hit-people-with-your-frying-pan.png

 

[Fata Morgana]

I just went into my pm section, which I honestly dont go into that often, and noticed that I have all these messages with the changed names.

I had to think about who Capt Asshook was.

I kinda miss my chlamydia.

 

[Fata Morgana]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31SURqnjWCL._SY355_.jpg

"Oh... that... uh... mom it's just a... back massager. Yeah."

Hey my little cuntlet.

 

[ryan8558]

I kinda miss my chlamydia.

 

[Saint Peter]

Food.


Now.

Frying pan.

Now.

Fucking.

Now.

Now now.

 

[girlsmiley]

Bah. Fuck these Big Boy's Dressing Gowns with their fucking pansy grills. I real man would fuck you sideways whilst making a dirty fry-up. With white puddings of course. And a mug of builder's tea.

Get those arteries and your vadge clogged up.

This is what I've missed.

Send me off, petal. I'm ready to go.

Lots of love to all.

My homegirls.

Fata, kbate, Aqua. You're beautiful people and I love you. I'll read and respond to PMs.

Queersetti, Colonel Hogan, Liar and Adre. You boys look after each other. I'll miss ya.

There are so many others. Parodybird, Reci, Aphroditiac, Anglaopheme, my bro Ryan Well Hung. Zumi and Elizabethwest. Polly. Butters, evesdream. Luna, Amy and Espie. Pokie. Warrior queen. Yoss.

There are so many. You know who you are.

Thank you all for your beautiful messages. I read them all.

5 years is a long time. It's been fun and I appreciate all the support everyone has given me along the way.

I'm still young. I have a lot to learn. But I think if I try hard enough and listen to the people who care about me I'll be ok.

So thanks everyone.

I'm not crying lol.

And a big shout out to the kitty mama for making this possible. Thank you.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Deliciously, dirty bastard.

What's the point of being an adult if you can't fully revel in your material items, yey?

I'm gonna be investing in a big-ass wok purdy soon. It's prolly gonna cost me a good grip of dinero when I get it. I wanna keep that fucker in full sight and see it every time I go into my kitchen to bask in its metallic glory!

http://wokbuyersguide.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs_dir/Cuisinart-626-32H-Nonstick-Hard-Anodized-Wok-mdvi148ptq893xsp0vt5u84jg53hdtzxzmg3v30svq.jpg

 

[AllyRose]

Hey my little cuntlet.

Hellllllo nurse.

 

[anchoredinocean]

I'd say farewell to your psychopathic ass, but we all know you'll be back in 2 seconds with your foaming rabies infested mouth.

 

[ryan8558]

What's the point of being an adult if you can't fully revel in your material items, yey?

I'm gonna be investing in a big-ass wok purdy soon. It's prolly gonna cost me a good grip of dinero when I get it. I wanna keep that fucker in full sight and see it every time I go into my kitchen to bask in its metallic glory!

http://wokbuyersguide.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs_dir/Cuisinart-626-32H-Nonstick-Hard-Anodized-Wok-mdvi148ptq893xsp0vt5u84jg53hdtzxzmg3v30svq.jpg

Donald, is that really you?!?!

 

[Fata Morgana]

This is what I've missed.

Send me off, petal. I'm ready to go.

Lots of love to all.

My homegirls.

Fata, kbate, Aqua. You're beautiful people and I love you. I'll read and respond to PMs.

Queersetti, Colonel Hogan, Liar and Adre. You boys look after each other. I'll miss ya.

There are so many others. Parodybird, Reci, Aphroditiac, Anglaopheme, my bro Ryan Well Hung. Zumi and Elizabethwest. Polly. Butters, evesdream. Luna, Amy and Espie. Pokie. Warrior queen. Yoss.

There are so many. You know who you are.

Thank you all for your beautiful messages. I read them all.

5 years is a long time. It's been fun and I appreciate all the support everyone has given me along the way.

I'm still young. I have a lot to learn. But I think if I try hard enough and listen to the people who care about me I'll be ok.

So thanks everyone.

I'm not crying lol.

And a big shout out to the kitty mama for making this possible. Thank you.

Aaah you fucking cunt.

I shall miss you. You are one of my faves on here and I love posting with you about pavs, cunts and Gillian A and you always have my back. Stay in touch or I'll hunt you down and choke you with that fucking Fake Oz Noises tape you played in the background.

Love you loads petal.