The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIV: A Merry Killswitch and a Happy New Year!

[IrezumiKiss]

Doesn't this belong in the great education thread?

Wonder what's gonna happen when people keep swiping right to delete and nothing happens...

 

[Not Normal]

We've learned never to pay for expedited service from Apple, because all the new Apple stuff comes through town by air, anyhow.

I didn't realize that Anchorage was the Great Apple Gateway.

 

[silver gurl]

I hate this time of the year. Produce is insanely expensive. Who pays $8 for a bundle celery? Not me.

 

[thør]

I didn't realize that Anchorage was the Great Apple Gateway.

It's on the FedEx great circle route.

 

[lovetoread]

Eh most pros are made here and the airs and the new one in China.

I can order a macbook pro and get it in the next day, the air takes a week or so.

It took 3 days for the new macbook.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I've thought about using that as my user title.

Are you instructing the course? Sign me up!

ETA: Des brings up a good point. Is this about defending Mann? Or chronic penises? And what is a chronic penis? Kthx

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I hate this time of the year. Produce is insanely expensive. Who pays $8 for a bundle celery? Not me.

$8!!??

 

[yossi]

Red quinoa was on sale at the grocery store, from 7.99 to 5.99, and then they had $2 off coupons attached to the box! I'll take that price, tyvm.

 

[Disgustipated]

We just had a freeze so I paid $2.49 this weekend for a usually $0.99 pack.

 

[Lancecastor]

I paid $4.95 for an apple on saturday.

Sent from my iPhone

 

[lovetoread]

Apparently the snow is hiding bodies now.

They just found one this afternoon in the snow.

 

[silver gurl]

$8!!??

Yup. $6 for romaine lettuce, that looks quite sad. $6 for cauliflower and broccoli and it is not even a full head, more like a quarter.
I guess celery is high in demand!
I am now purchasing frozen veggies. The prices ease up around March/April.

 

[JohnnySavage]

quinoa

https://media.giphy.com/media/LvtKS6f1WatQ4/giphy.gif

 

[silver gurl]

We just had a freeze so I paid $2.49 this weekend for a usually $0.99 pack.

We blame our prices, on your freeze!

 

[yossi]

quinoa

https://media.giphy.com/media/LvtKS6f1WatQ4/giphy.gif

Fuck you, Clint loves my quinoa.

 

[silver gurl]

Red quinoa was on sale at the grocery store, from 7.99 to 5.99, and then they had $2 off coupons attached to the box! I'll take that price, tyvm.

Costco has a great quinoa salad. Sadly, I am the only one in this house who will eat it.

 

[yossi]

Fuck you, Clint loves my quinoa.

Uttered, of course, with all the love in my heart. Or as much as I could muster seeing as how you used Clint against me.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

A day late, a dollar short, and a vegetarian haggis.
I had my mashed potato and my swede.
I gave up the onion family, no leeks.

But, still the poem and the man that wrote it, are appreciated.
(I was born in 1954. The schools that I attended, had room for poetry.)

 

[JohnnySavage]

I don't want to toot my own horn; but I do believe I used the Clint Gif first, and it was then appropriated for causes I didn't support.

 

[yossi]

Clint likes it better when I use him.

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/nodding_clint_eastwood.gif

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Yossi: 1
JohnnySavage: 0

 

[JohnnySavage]

http://cdn.thewire.com/img/upload/2012/08/30/clint-eastwood_o_GIFSoup.com.gif

 

[thør]

Yossi: 2
JohnnySavage: 0

FYP, YW.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I win!
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[yossi]

I win!
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44eky6pGa1qglwtqo1_500.gif

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