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Militia takes over Malheur National Wildlife Refuge headquarters in Oregon

awe, sounds like someone racist feelings are hurt.

maybe you need to get you some more welfare and a Big Mac



IrezumiKiss said:
Only one of the two you are referring to is an adult and can be called a person.

The other entity that posted within two minutes of me after over an hour of inactivity in this thread is a shitty trollbot just squawking for distraction, much like the earlier piss-stank shitstain who went through his whole bank of crap memes just to talk shit about black people again.

If you decide to stick around these parts during this election year, you'll get to know their unique stench quite intimately. ;)
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Deadspin on jamokes.

The American political lexicon has an appropriate word for the armed men conspicuously loitering in part of Oregon’s Malheur National Wildlife Refuge instead of going home. It is not terrorist or militia or occupation or revolution or movement or front or army or resistance. The word is jamoke. “Get a load of these sad jamokes!” is the thing you say about them.

Maybe when they are done annexing this remote administrative office’s supply of free park maps and permit application forms, they will liberate rural Oregon’s port-a-johns next. Some of the port-a-johns are heavily fortified with locking doors and hand sanitizer pumps. Surely this will call for siege weaponry.

Imagine the grade of sad, stunted halfwit who decks himself out in paramilitary regalia and lethal weaponry to stage a sit-in at what is for all intents and purposes a remote wildlife park’s visitor’s center. Okay, men, when I kick in the door, you three move on the 74-year-old v0lunteer who shows the birdwatching slideshow to elementary-school field trip groups; if she makes a move, be ready to take her down with force. The rest of us will establish a defensive position behind the cardboard beaver. If bigger goobers than these exist on our planet, you identify them by the bruises from where they poked themselves in the eye while trying to pick their noses.

BREAKING: White Men Enter Building In Rural Oregon, Act Like They Run The Place. Here is a question: At which rural Oregon building isn’t that true? That shit happens at 9:00 in the morning literally every day at literally every building in rural and suburban America. It is called the start of the workday. Maybe these shit-for-brains jamokes can push a broom around while they’re there, or take the recycling to the curb. Make yourselves useful, clowns!

A tragicomic thing happens, though, when a handful of slow-witted white dorks in their best Sunday camo decide to take their guns and their entitled, useless, cosmically unserious day-to-day dull-eyed skulking to a minor government shack and pretend it’s some sort of insurrection against tyranny. Liberal internet users’ latent frustration at the disproportionality and unfairness of the way American law enforcement and media treat different kinds of people tips over into a mild derangement that has us likening these shit-for-brains dinguses to friggin’ ISIS. This is understandable! We’re just about a week from an Ohio grand jury deciding that summary execution is a fair consequence for 12-year-old kids who play with toys outdoors; by that standard, the entire state of Oregon should be a radioactive desert right now. This seems a fair thing to point out.

Still, hang on. First, watch this nimrod tearfully explain to his family that he had to miss Christmas and New Year’s Eve because his solemn duty to the Constitution required him to go to a wildlife park’s empty administrative building and hang out there for a while in the desperate hope that someone outside his brotherhood of blinkered morons would decide this makes him Andrew Pickens . . .
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Heh. Read the whole thing.
 
CyranoJ said:
Deadspin on jamokes.



Heh. Read the whole thing.
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Dat was gud.

These are petulant man babies throwing a tantrum and locking themselves in the bathroom when Daddy says they can't play Cowboys and Indians in the backyard cause they're messing up the lawn.

Would make a good South Park episode, unless it's already been done.
 
Liar said:
Dat was gud.

These are petulant man babies throwing a tantrum and locking themselves in the bathroom when Daddy says they can't play Cowboys and Indians in the backyard cause they're messing up the lawn.

Would make a good South Park episode, unless it's already been done.
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Rule #34 states, "If you think something would make a South Park episode, there is already a South Park episode about it."
 
bronzeage said:
Rule #34 states, "If you think something would make a South Park episode, there is already a South Park episode about it."
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I need to catch up. Latest season was quite good, I've been told.
 
The federal government might kill some of these militiamen just to make a point and set the precedent.
 
There is talk about using military drone missile strikes to resolve this situation.
 
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