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Got a vasectomy...
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jezzilee
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You just made me remember that show fear factor...
Fear is not a factor for you ... it was a tagline. Good for you and better for the her in your life!
RoryN
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Same here. I LOVE Peppermint Patties.
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If I had a penis for a day, I would have to have a vasectomy so that that would be my experience.
or not.
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RoryN
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Thank you. There's no "her" in my life at the moment, which is probably for the best - wanted to make a decision I could live with alone, not one tied to another person.
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I'm sure the right guy will come along, eventually.
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Wouldn't it be fun though? Being male for a day, maybe a week or a month just to be able to understand the opposite sex a little better?
Wise move. I know two men that had vasectomies at the age f 18. One I know regretted it in a way but I don't think it would have made any difference in his life if he had not done it. I think he would still have no children.
Do you think that for one day, 24 hours, you could be nice to people on lit, not trolling or confrontational? Is it even possible?
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ms_ann_thrope
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Why do you care? Are you the least familiar with that poster's history?
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I meant in general. Would it be that much of a challenge for you? Would you just not post for 24 hours? I have seen you be nice to people, or get into discussions that have no trolling value at times. I know you could do it...do you?
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Bert wants to tell his vasectomy story so bad he's bursting. 
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I often find myself being under-challenged. Rory chose to take an adversarial role with me. I'm just fulfilling his wishes.
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Yes. A day would be enough. Or maybe a couple of hours. Depends on stamina I guess. I like being a woman very much, but I'd really like to know how it feels, physically, to be a man, if its as fun as it looks, and what I could do better for G.
However, It would be equally interesting to feel the bodies of those with who we share little experience I think....the profoundly disabled, the very elderly if we are middle aged or younger, and for those who find it hard to be patient with the young to revisited the wriggly body of a child, full of energy and distraction...just to remember how it feels and recognise the good behaviour of a child fighting to constrain his energy.
You always have such a giving nature and unique outlook I love that.
There is a movie in this I think...perhaps even a good one.
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Thank you neci! And I've graduated from peas to corn. Less shifting.
the whole cob?
RoryN
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Bert wants to tell his vasectomy story so bad he's bursting.
Oh - he has one?
This is true. When I realized he was a troll I could mess with, I got under his skin permanently with like 3 posts. (Super easy; I've done it dozens of times on here.)
And now he's doing what I want him to do.
jezzilee
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you !
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Oh - he has one?
This is true. When I realized he was a troll I could mess with, I got under his skin permanently with like 3 posts. (Super easy; I've done it dozens of times on here.)
And now he's doing what I want him to do.
So...you've managed to convince yourself you are alone by choice? And that being alone you felt the need to sterilize yourself?
I recommend psychiatric help immediately.
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The procedure and post op days were a little uncomfortable but in reality, being free from worry was fantastic. Its quick and not much worse than a bad tooth problem in terms of pain. Much easier than what a woman has to endure.
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Atta boy.
LOL
Never fucking change. Ever.
Maybe you can play the "Oh, I'm sterile by the way" card and increase your chances of hooking up with one of the fatty squad that's circling your butthole if indeed the whole vasectomy story is true...which I doubt.
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Somebody, I think it may have been Great Lover, bumped up a moldy-oldie Memphis Man thread yesterday that was chock-full of likewise Cade alts and even a few posts of Cadey himself.
All inert and extinct now, of course. Was thinking how funny it is to have outlived all that nonsense after looking back on it and wondering how old boy is spending his life now.
We've been there...kinda funny that it's close to the same time of year.
When our daughter and her hubby announced that thier baby was coming...we decided it'd be really awkward if I got preggers at that time.
SO, My husband was the big man...brave man..he stepped up to have the vasectomy. Awkward time tho..it was 2 days before Thanksgiving.
It all worked out ok tho...his Doctor told him to keep his scrotum on ice....and I had a turkey to thaw.
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