The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIII: For Argument's Sake; Why Do Humans Feel Compelled...

[Jennifer]

I have no hair. It's the sweaters that do me in.

I wore socks and shoes today to work. My flip flops look so forlorn now.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

It was a run to the fat side....

https://www.facebook.com/deadspin/videos/10156258092400072/

 

[Saint Peter]

motherfucking blue tarp creampies

 

[thør]

Tarps clean with a hose.

 

[Jennifer]

motherfucking blue tarp creampies

A bit chewy, no?

 

[yossi]

The best kind of cream pie is a blue tarp cream pie.

 

[Saint Peter]

A bit chewy, no?

The cold side is slightly crunchy.

 

[thør]

The best kind of cream pie is a blue tarp cream pie.

I should clean the wax off my blue tarp.

 

[phantom4533]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/90/44/2b/90442b1b6920aebe68b9c25d2dee98a5.jpg

Tie me up! Tie me down!?

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I should clean the wax off my blue tarp.

So....how'd that wax get there?

 

[Saint Peter]

pumpkin creampie

 

[thør]

So....how'd that wax get there?

Some dripped on the tarp, but it wasn't meant for the tarp.

Some was scraped and some was brushed.

 

[thør]

pumpkin creampie

That's an American pie!

 

[allateup]

National Geographic called:

They'd like their cover photo back, please.

 

[Jennifer]

pumpkin creampie

While wearing yoga pants.

 

[Disgustipated]

Pan frying chicken for the first time right now. This should be fun!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Pan frying chicken for the first time right now. This should be fun!

Gonna do a fried chicken sandwich in a few with the crunchiest of fresh cole slaw, sweet pickle relish and melted cheddar on a multigrain burger roll. Might fried egg-ify that beeyotch, too.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I just want to sleep. Damn it!!!!!!!!

 

[thør]

Pan frying chicken for the first time right now. This should be fun!

What kind of chicken?

 

[MonaLittle]

Sleepless nights stink

 

[Fata Morgana]

Sleepless nights stink

They do. I'm useless unless I get 7 hours.

 

[Saint Peter]

Sleep at work.

Problem solved.

 

[Saint Peter]

Unless you are a Lit Cam Girl or something like that.

 

[Pookie]

Unless you are a Lit Cam Girl or something like that.

There's probably an audience for that.

 

[Saint Peter]

There's probably an audience for that.

Drool for me. Let that spittle run out the corner of your mouth. Snore like a lumber jack. Oh Baby!!!!!