The Isolated Blurt Thread XXII: Let The Butthurt Commence.

[Saint Peter]

Eat him like a turkey drumstick at a state fair.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Johnny delivers.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Perhaps, Des would harmonize with the sirens, and charm them.

Then, it would be they, that were eaten!

 

[Saint Peter]

Put a fvrk in him.

 

[yossi]

Back bends, man. They make you feel amazing.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I haven't done a back bend since I was a teenager.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Saint Peter, I am not certain that a gaggle of sirenes could squirt enough to provide a fvrkin's worth.

 

[neci]

i'm putting my money on the sirens. those bitches know their way around some water. the minute he opened his mouth to sing, he'd be blasted and drowned.

 

[yossi]

I haven't done a back bend since I was a teenager.

They're so much fun. I like to go into one from wild thing, a beautiful stretch.

 

[JohnnySavage]

They're so much fun. I like to go into one from wild thing, a beautiful stretch.

You're going to get stuck in that position and then we'll call you, Arch.

 

[Saint Peter]

The sirenes will do him in.


There is no doubt about it.

 

[yossi]

You're going to get stuck in that position and then we'll call you, Arch.

I could do with a new nickname.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

I am not certain, if anyone had ever tried to sing back to the Sirenes.

Out of curiosity, they might entertain the novelty.

 

[snugglestruggle]

Football & Elementary on the same night!

Also what happened to John Nobel???

 

[lovetoread]

Look what I got today from Thumper

 

[yossi]

Look what I got today from Thumper

It's only fair that you frame one for him after you've finished.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

"It requires about 200 million of our Earthly years to make one complete revolution, called a "cosmic year."

(If you did not post to me, today, I would not know this, today.)

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

"...how fast is the Milky Way Galaxy moving? The speed turns out to be an astounding 1.3 million miles per hour (2.1 million km/hr)! "

 

[snugglestruggle]

Bad doggie! *dog fart*

 

[Lorilei]

I hate being such an easy weeper.

 

[Oh_That_Guy]

Going on vacation next month and come back 2 days before Star Wars opens. It's like God smiled down on me and said "Let December be awesome."

 

[Aglaopheme]

I just can't be mad at the 90 year old activist that just loves to by me a glass of wine so he can snake his arm around my waist and pull me in close so he can rest his head on my shoulder. I told my fella about him. He earned me to be careful not to give him a heart attack and followed it up with "What else does he have to live for?"

 

[Bacigalupo]

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[BotanyBoy]

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[Aglaopheme]

Completely avoiding adding any comments about blasting Des and drowning him once he opens his mouth. *whistles nonchalantly*