The Isolated Blurt Thread XXII: Let The Butthurt Commence.

[Fata Morgana]

I feel as randy as a butcher's dog.

 

[doctor_insanus]

They are the Cadillac of cookies.

Chocolate chunk oatmeal with crispy edges and a soft/gooey middle, sprinkled on top with sea salt.

My mouth is watering. I'll need something to plug it.

https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0fhjg1rCg1rq535ko1_250.gif

I think I'm gonna treat myself to something warm and moist tonight.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo4yuoOfDO1qanp9lo1_500.jpg

 

[spacekowboy]

I need an aspirin the size of my head, a shoulder massage, and to feel someone's legs wrapped around me.

 

[spacekowboy]

It definitely will have to be in that order.

 

[yossi]

I can definitely recommend the ginger and dark chocolate. Shall I bring a few over when I make my State visit to the US?

Do I have to answer the question or can I assume you already know the correct answer deep down?

 

[AllyRose]

I had a blonde moment and almost started driving on* the right side of the road.

 

[removed9556]

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Des, my ribcage was still vibrating, after the song had stopped.

 

[removed9556]

 

[snugglestruggle]

You couldn't be more transparent if you tried. Did you really think nobody would notice?

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Dear young man, I am an ancient crone of a wench.
So, your apprehension was not unfounded.


My younger days were rounded out by Emerson, Lake, and Palmer.


(I waited for the Moog. No Moog in your link. Then, again, it was sufficient without the Moog.)

 

[removed9556]

 

[Wings]

It definitely will have to be in that order.

What if said legs were doing the massaging?

 

[spacekowboy]

What if said legs were doing the massaging?

I'll take it however I can get it.

 

[Wings]

I'll take it however I can get it.

Just trying to expand your options!

 

[Sean]

I know it's the last refuge of the scoundrel. But still, sometimes, dash it all.

He knew how to crank out a tune, ol' Gustav.

 

[removed9556]

 

[NHKitty]

Freezer full of venison again this year.

 

[snugglestruggle]

For me to be transparent, I would have to eat a lot less curry.

If they ever discover a link between curry and invisibility, that bit of info will be invaluable to you.

I can tell you with 100% certainty my comment was not aimed at you, unless your a female acquaintance of mine that happens to post on FB. Are You?

 

[removed9556]

 

[Aphro]

I found this cute little guy on my walk a couple of weeks ago.

I thought of Fata.

You would have loved him, Fata.

 

[Aella_]

Oh shit! He thought it's about Him, again?
But that's Des for you.

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/proxy/FbYRAlLtd-Fw6FyymT8zFowRWVABDFbbFilBr6a_DOKI1xlIbaKlHjSZslFZjeGFb2Q6G8Qllfpn52x8LGhGv2PpHI-F-29AcSiko3cSxyw7RVcRo0vM=w320-h180-nc

 

[removed9556]

 

[Equinoxe]

I know it's the last refuge of the scoundrel. But still, sometimes, dash it all.

Musically, that song is absolutely beautiful. Lyrically, that song is absolutely horrifying.

 

[JohnnySavage]

5 pounds of meat in the dehydrator. Going away for the weekend so when I get home Monday I will be in jerky heaven