The Isolated Blurt Thread XXII: Let The Butthurt Commence.

[AllyRose]

Same! The killers won't be revealed until the last episode but that should be coming up shortly, I think. Not sure what the next season could be about, though.

Coney's Revenge.

 

[AllyRose]

I sorta want to have your babies. Blame that cunt Garnate for my uncertainty.

To make sure that reality doesn't put a damper on your fantasies...

NEVER!

 

[Pookie]

As I sit in the standard 10 deep Starbucks line it occurs to me no one gives a fuck about a red cup short of the media and the loud minority idiots....

You should draw a huge pecker on your cup and write "suck it" underneath.

 

[yossi]

Ohhhh, sweetbabyjesus yes. That is good stuffs forever. So add a few fresh sage leaves to the butter as you brown it, strain the butter, then add it to the mashed potatoes. Super good flavor. And if you don't have a potato ricer, go buy one now!

I'm drooling. I had a potato ricer until someone, who earned my wrath, but shall remain nameless, broke it. I have to grab a new one.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Went to Lincoln Park/ Deftones/Rob Zombie concert last week.

I may be too old for general admission concerts.........

 

[1HF]

I sorta want to have your babies. Blame that cunt Garnate for my uncertainty.

Have a baby with each of them. That's always been my plan

 

[Garnate]

Man, Pookie is going to be the busiest babysitter EVER.

 

[AllyRose]

Pookie can babysit, and we'll all go out for drinks.

And pancakes.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

You should draw a huge pecker on your cup and write "suck it" underneath.

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[Pookie]

Man, Pookie is going to be the busiest babysitter EVER.

Yeah, this just isn't working toward the orgasmic bliss I was hoping for.

 

[Pookie]

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Yay!!!!

 

[Pookie]

Pookie can babysit, and we'll all go out for drinks.

And pancakes.

The last time I felt like this is when I ran out of batteries for my vibes.

 

[AllyRose]

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[Noor]

4 different workmen expected over the next couple hours and I am having a reaction. This ought to be interesting.

 

[1HF]

I'd like waffles with strawberries instead please.

I'll bring some home for Pookie.

 

[parodyluvr75]

As I sit in the standard 10 deep Starbucks line it occurs to me no one gives a fuck about a red cup short of the media and the loud minority idiots....

I've been tempted into sinning by good coffee. What are you ordering? Not one of those milky, flavored, frothy drinks, I hope.

No matter what happens, there is always someone to bitch about it.

 

[Pookie]

I'd like waffles with strawberries instead please.

I'll bring some home for Pookie.

Could you pick up some batteries too?

 

[trysail]

As I sit in the standard 10 deep Starbucks line it occurs to me no one gives a fuck about a red cup short of the media and the loud minority idiots....

The older I get, the more I realize that the media is basically a bunch of professional gossips and busybodies.


A substantial majority of so-called "journalists" are wannabe dictators who are absolutely certain the world would be a much better place if only the public was smart enough to anoint them King/Queen/President.


They are basically carnival barkers whose job it is to attract ears and eyeballs. Truth has nothing to do with it. They are in the business of making noise and "saving" the world.


I believe very little of what they say or write. I've seen what goes into the front end and is emitted from the back end. Oft times there isn't much of a resemblance between the two.



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[1HF]

Could you pick up some batteries too?

I buy the big pack at Costco

 

[Pookie]

I buy the big pack at Costco

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I've been tempted into sinning by good coffee. What are you ordering? Not one of those milky, flavored, frothy drinks, I hope.

No matter what happens, there is always someone to bitch about it.

venti, half-whole milk, one quarter 1%, one quarter non-fat, extra hot, split quad shots (1 1/2 shots decaf, 2 1/2 shots regular), no foam latte, with whip, 2 packets of splenda, 1 sugar in the raw, a touch of vanilla syrup and 3 short sprinkles of cinnamon.

The older I get, the more I realize that the media is basically a bunch of professional gossips and busybodies.


A substantial majority of so-called "journalists" are wannabe dictators who are absolutely certain the world would be a much better place if only the public was smart enough to anoint them King/Queen/President.


They are basically carnival barkers whose job it is to attract ears and eyeballs. Truth has nothing to do with it. They are in the business of making noise and "saving" the world.


I believe very little of what they say or write. I've seen what goes into the front end and is emitted from the back end. Oft times there isn't much of a resemblance between the two.



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^^^^ This

 

[Garnate]

Don't let her fool you, HotFudge. The more hearts she adds, the more she sharpens her ax and the faster she fires up her wood chipper.

venti, half-whole milk, one quarter 1%, one quarter non-fat, extra hot, split quad shots (1 1/2 shots decaf, 2 1/2 shots regular), no foam latte, with whip, 2 packets of splenda, 1 sugar in the raw, a touch of vanilla syrup and 3 short sprinkles of cinnamon.

Why you high-maintenance little bitch.....

 

[Pookie]

venti, half-whole milk, one quarter 1%, one quarter non-fat, extra hot, split quad shots (1 1/2 shots decaf, 2 1/2 shots regular), no foam latte, with whip, 2 packets of splenda, 1 sugar in the raw, a touch of vanilla syrup and 3 short sprinkles of cinnamon.

And a huge cock on the cup makes it all worth it, I say.

 

[Pookie]

Don't let her fool you, HotFudge. The more hearts she adds, the more she sharpens her ax and the faster she fires up her wood chipper.

Don't listen to this cunt, HotFudge!

 

[Garnate]

Don't listen to this cunt, HotFudge!

No hearts? I'm safe!