The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

[pointless]

just pretend the banister is an axe handle. it's easy if you try.

http://i.imgur.com/wqxqVth.gif

 

[Jennifer]

So close, and yet so far.

You have inspired me today. All your talk of sheetrock made me get off my ass and start doing chores. Thank you.

 

[Pookie]

i have an ax to grind with you.

http://cdn1.images.videobash.com/photos/000/043/911/43911.jpg

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9wlgiJdec1qhz3hpo1_500.gif

 

[lovetoread]

i actually can't jerk off to that. my attention span isn't short enough for gifs to be anything more than a momentary tease. i need video and i need sound, damnit.

Why sound? I turn that off before a vid plays.

 

[neci]

It's hit or miss out there on the intrawebs.


http://i.imgur.com/jRIxWam.gif

that's what i'm talking about.

http://i.imgur.com/otGhemM.jpg

 

[pointless]

You have inspired me today. All your talk of sheetrock made me get off my ass and start doing chores. Thank you.

good then maybe you can help me with this fucking plaster.

 

[neci]

http://cdn.randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/646closeupcat.jpg

 

[lovetoread]

https://41.media.tumblr.com/d3d19c94a6a371c037bf93dc0c4467a1/tumblr_nvwez9eFEa1s7fo3no4_540.png

I see a new name for a person on these boards.

 

[Pookie]

http://i.imgur.com/rkwjk91.gif

 

[neci]

okay. seriously though.

 

[lovetoread]

https://zuts.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/freddys-dead-no-respect.gif

 

[Pookie]

just pretend the banister is an axe handle. it's easy if you try.

http://i.imgur.com/wqxqVth.gif

I don't have to pretend.

 

[pointless]

Why sound? I turn that off before a vid plays.

because girls make fun noises. and why would you turn it off? just get headphones.

 

[Lorilei]

https://40.media.tumblr.com/ed956a63f4ab501fc2f1ca602680e6ee/tumblr_ns8d4mG6uW1uconcto1_500.png

 

[lovetoread]

because girls make fun noises. and why would you turn it off? just get headphones.

I turn it off cause the sounds these people make makes me laugh and that gets in the way of orgasming.

 

[lovetoread]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/34/71432759_d9a9d8fcac.jpg

 

[pointless]

I turn it off cause the sounds these people make makes me laugh and that gets in the way of orgasming.

well, we are very different. i actually like it when my porn makes me laugh.

 

[Pookie]

http://i.imgur.com/SIVfgPa.gif

 

[pointless]

he seems so happy.

 

[Pookie]

I can't decide if this is hot or not ...

http://i.imgur.com/Gp9fJSE.jpg

I think I need to sign off the intrawebs for a few minutes.

 

[neci]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/22613/bunny-hump-o.gif

 

[pointless]

she needs to slow down or she's going to pop it.

 

[Pookie]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/22613/bunny-hump-o.gif

Kudos for the balancing. I'd be like this ...

http://i.imgur.com/xpEwmBi.gif

 

[yossi]

You have inspired me today. All your talk of sheetrock made me get off my ass and start doing chores. Thank you.

Yay! You're welcome. It's actually been a productive morning, so I can slack off this afternoon. All the Sheetrock is down and bagged.

 

[jezzilee]

Kudos for the balancing. I'd be like this ...

http://i.imgur.com/xpEwmBi.gif

That's gonna leave a mark! (or seven)