The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

[Saint Peter]

This salad is very kickass.

 

[yossi]

I know how to keep the little woman happy.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

This salad tossing is very kickass.

I approve.

 

[Saint Peter]

I approve.

You are a smart one!

I did not get a cookie. It was a solid choice at the time but I am starting to regret it.

 

[spacekowboy]

Gentlemen, commence the penis rubbing.

I know you're not talking to me, right?

 

[ElasticMermaid]

You are a smart one!

I did not get a cookie. It was a solid choice at the time but I am starting to regret it.

Always take the cookie.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Battle o' the Brits. Sean and Des.

LTR will be pleased.

I know when I am outmatched. I withdraw, my head still erect.

 

[Saint Peter]

Des!

Pin him down and fuck him up the butthole!

 

[Saint Peter]

You know you want to.

 

[Mr Noone]

Drywall doesn't burn. It's actually rated as a fire retardant.

True enough. Gypsum board is used to encase structural steel.

It's rock, it comes out of the ground. And has a much higher melting point than steel.

 

[Saint Peter]

Always take the cookie.

It will never happen again.

 

[Jennifer]

I hate when people don't reply to messages about wanting to please them.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Des!

Pin him down and fuck him up the butthole!

Not this again. Every few months it's the same.

 

[doctor_insanus]

I hate when people don't reply to messages about wanting to please them.

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[pointless]

i'm beginning to think there's going to be no frotting or tribbing at all and that makes me sad.

 

[DesEsseintes]

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Precisely this.
No chain so strong as desire, nor no punishment like absence.

 

[Mr Noone]

This morning walking to work I saw an old Volvo wagon parked at the curb and it was a 1990 740. (In NYS, the year, make and model are printed on the window registration sticker.)

On the walk back this evening, there was the owner getting in, so I said, "Nice car", and told him about my 240. He said he had it a long time and has over 400k miles on it. I was very impressed.

 

[yossi]

i'm beginning to think there's going to be no frotting or tribbing at all and that makes me sad.

Sucks.

 

[lovetoread]

i'm beginning to think there's going to be no frotting or tribbing at all and that makes me sad.

This does not please me.

 

[Lyricalli]

I hate when people don't reply to messages about wanting to please them.

I hate that no one's sending me messages about wanting to please me.

 

[Killswitch1]

I hate when people don't reply to messages about wanting to please them.

Relax. I was making a sandwich.

 

[pointless]

Sucks.

This does not please me.

i think it might be time to listen to the smiths while wearing black clothing and writing shitty poems.

 

[Mr Noone]

Precisely this.
No chain so strong as desire, nor no punishment like absence.

The philosophical Dom...

 

[Sean]

i think it might be time to listen to the smiths while wearing black clothing and writing shitty poems.

You're going to turn into a fifteen year old me???

 

[yossi]

I blame the Brits. No sense of adventure.

It's just a little penis on penis action, guys. No need to get all weird about it.