The Gross.. Guilty food thread

[butters]

Add two chopped roasted jalapenos to a jar of honey, let it sit for a few hours, drizzle over... anything really or dip pretzel rods. Cheap. But fcking delicious.

sounds great!

Mine? Well, I'll give you my recipe...

1. pull out the ham lunchmeat..
2. pull out the tortillas you keep next to your lunch mean..
3. pull out that jar of 'Super Chunk' peanut butter...
4. layer 4 pieces of ham on the tortilla..
5. place said lunchmeat on said tortilla...
6. fold back the ham in half..
7. smear on a copious amount of SUPER CHUNKY peanut butter..
8. roll it up..
9. bask in the soft of the tortilla.. salty of the ham.. sweet and crunch of the peanut butter...

work for me, even without the tortilla

try smoked ham rolled around cream cheese triangles

and crunchy peanut/cheese sandwiches

 

[Liar]

Too much objectively tasty food up in this here thread. The title says gross.


I crisp fry bacon and dip in ketchup.

 

[butters]

Too much objectively tasty food up in this here thread. The title says gross.


I crisp fry bacon and dip in ketchup.

well that hardly counts as gross

neither does chocolate digestives smeared with crunchy peanut butter


ooh, what about celery sticks, filled with cream cheese, eaten after dipping in crunchy peanu... hmmn, i'm stuck on crunch peanut butter i guess


cheese in chocolate works, too. just ask the russians.

 

[juttjaw]

Too much objectively tasty food up in this here thread. The title says gross.


I crisp fry bacon and dip in ketchup.

Its always gross to someone.. It also says Guilty I think.. I better check.

 

[Fata Morgana]

well that hardly counts as gross

neither does chocolate digestives smeared with crunchy peanut butter


ooh, what about celery sticks, filled with cream cheese, eaten after dipping in crunchy peanu... hmmn, i'm stuck on crunch peanut butter i guess


cheese in chocolate works, too. just ask the russians.

Yes. Run a tube of Primula down a celery stick!

 

[juttjaw]

Yes. Run a tube of Primula down a celery stick!

Whats Primula

 

[Fata Morgana]

Whats Primula

Soft cheese. You can get it with chives or ham in.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Soft Cheese is my porn name

 

[Fata Morgana]

Soft Cheese is my porn name

Mine's Spicey Chutney. We should team up.

 

[Liar]

ooh, what about celery sticks, filled with cream cheese, eaten after dipping in crunchy peanu... hmmn, i'm stuck on crunch peanut butter i guess

I truly believe cream cheese is magic. I have yet to find anything that it doesn't go well with.

 

[juttjaw]

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Really.. its no shit.

 

[juttjaw]

Soft cheese. You can get it with chives or ham in.

Got ya...

wonder if Cheez Whiz has ever considered chive or ham flavors...

 

[butters]

Yes. Run a tube of Primula down a celery stick!

*nods*

Soft cheese. You can get it with chives or ham in.

and prawn
and garlic&herbs

I truly believe cream cheese is magic. I have yet to find anything that it doesn't go well with.

tried it on chocolate digestives? almost cheesecake

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[juttjaw]

I might be able to help with the peanut butter fixation? Occasionally, only occasionally, I like peanut butter and marmite together.

marmite???

to lazy to google..

 

[butters]

I might be able to help with the peanut butter fixation? Occasionally, only occasionally, I like peanut butter and marmite together.

ooooohhhhh!

 

[Aquagal]

Cheese dip.

Grated cheddar
Scoop of mayo
Jalapeño juice
Minced jalapeños
2 drops of smoke

So so good with a good, hard, sturdy tortilla chip.

 

[juttjaw]

Cheese dip.

Grated cheddar
Scoop of mayo
Jalapeño juice
Minced jalapeños
2 drops of smoke

So so good with a good, hard, sturdy tortilla chip.

that does sound good..

Mayo? I think almost everything has mayo in it and it always scares me until I taste it.

 

[Aquagal]

Mayo does not scare me, maybe you should post about it in the scary bejesus thread.

 

[juttjaw]

Mayo does not scare me, maybe you should post about it in the scary bejesus thread.

they'll make fun of me

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[juttjaw]

Yeast extract, almost everyone apart from the British ( and australasians) hate it. The advertising line is ' you either love it or hate it" I am not properly British though, so I only quite like it, and neither love nor hate it, and Gianbattista loves it. . My totally non Brit sister also loves it. I quite like the milder Australian Vegemite.

I also sometimes like marmite under a fried egg on toast, or baked beans on toast. Its really something I eat with lazy, not great food but when I need something REALLY savoury. A sort of salty umami craving.

I'm still confused...

 

[Aquagal]

All I can think of is are they eating like those loose yeast granules that I make bread and pizza dough with?

 

[butters]

I'm still confused...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marmite

 

[juttjaw]

All I can think of is are they eating like those loose yeast granules that I make bread and pizza dough with?

AAAK! Or the block of bakers yeast........