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The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

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Why is the A/C on in my office when it's 22 friggin' degrees outside? Why?
 
I wonder what I ever did to this bitchy-looking woman who gives me the stink eye on the train every morning.
 
Que said:
My largesse towards lesser life forms only goes so far. I have trapped and released 2-3 bees in this place every night this week. I suspect there is a hive in the wall. They are generally docile, and I don't wish to either invite bad karma or direct retribution so I instituted a policy of catch and release.

The other night, one of the bastards buzzed me after I released him outside and settled onto my shoulder, looked at me, then took off. I took that as a friendly pat on the shoulder.

I assume there are different bees getting in. Now I am not so sure.

Tonight I trapped a rather irritable fellow after one of his idiot, drone friends smacked himself to death against a light bulb. I tried to release him outside but he wouldn't leave the glass bowl, I gently shook him out. Son of a bee swarmed my face and landed on the side of my face.

I brushed him off. Unscathed, I ducked and bolted for inside. Nervy bastard followed me in! I trapped him again and he is now awaiting a slow death from hypothermia in the freezer. He doesn't sound happy about it.
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Bees don't die from freezing. They will unthaw and fly away. Bring its little suspended animation body outside. Don't put it in your garbage can or anything.
 
It's a funny kind of magic when things don't go at all the way you imagined and somehow end up being more than you hoped for.
 
Ruby had her first trip down the garden today. Spent twenty minutes sniffing round a bush. I wonder of spacekowboy is her father?
 
Just read this brilliant review of Jurassic World on IMDB.

Man-pig scum ruins everything!

This was almost a really great movie. It was ruined with that unnecessarily violent scene involving Clair's assistant. Those two idiot brothers are responsible for the death of that wonderful sweet young beautiful woman who is worth more than two penises. Stupid morons just had to ditch her then ignore the ride closer warning and then go out side the park. They deserved to and should have died a violent death for being so stupid, I don't care if one of them is a kid. Men are sexist inferior man-pig scum douches who are responsible for all the evil in the world.

They should have made the two brothers sisters instead and made Clair's assistant a man, then it would have been a perfect action movie. When is Hollywood going to stop being so misogynistic!?

Is this you hash? :D
 
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