It's time Kate Upton finally posed nekkid for us.

[miles]

I've had enough of the wet t-shirt, bikini, and painted tits. Just take it everything off and show us all the goods.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

1.6 m² of human flesh for your viewing pleasure...

 

[miles]

I just want to see her tits, ass, and pussy, followed by a no-quit no-spit blowjob video.

 

[pointless]

i had no idea it was even possible for someone to have missed out on the fappening, but there you go.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Once her career in astrophysics goes to hell she can always fall back on her looks.

 

[miles]

She don't need no steenking brain.

 

[Aella_]

What? Is Laurel auditioning for top creeper award?

 

[RoryN]

What a creepy thread.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Jesus, Miles.

You've gone full Yates.

 

[pointless]

yeah, i know. i think miles might be my thirteen year old nephew and that's super creepy.

 

[ElijaRDC]

i had no idea it was even possible for someone to have missed out on the fappening, but there you go.

Right? I've not only seen her tits, but I've also seen her tits alongside Justin Verlander's awkward "I'm naked!" face and white-boy ass.

 

[miles]

Right? I've not only seen her tits, but I've also seen her tits alongside Justin Verlander's awkward "I'm naked!" face and white-boy ass.

Pictures?

Wet t-shirts and hand bras don't count.

 

[pointless]

Right? I've not only seen her tits, but I've also seen her tits alongside Justin Verlander's awkward "I'm naked!" face and white-boy ass.

yeah, doesn't he have a weird body? dude just did not look right at all to me.

 

[ElijaRDC]

Pictures?

Wet t-shirts and hand bras don't count.

Google is your friend.

 

[ElijaRDC]

yeah, doesn't he have a weird body? dude just did not look right at all to me.

Idk, I didn't think his body was all that weird... I was more concerned that my team's ace is a huuuuuge dork.

 

[pointless]

this is extra funny because there were just so many pictures of kate upton naked. i swear she took up almost a full third of the leak by herself. i'm exaggerating, but only slightly.

 

[pointless]

Idk, I didn't think his body was all that weird... I was more concerned that my team's ace is a huuuuuge dork.

i think the athlete bit was what threw me. he just didn't look like an athlete to me. if i hadn't seen his face i would've just assumed they were pics of kate hanging with some random naked dweeb she met on the street.

 

[ElijaRDC]

this is extra funny because there were just so many pictures of kate upton naked. i swear she took up almost a full third of the leak by herself. i'm exaggerating, but only slightly.

I loved The Fappening. It showed me that for all their money and fame, most celebs have zero idea how to take a decent cell phone nudie, which is obviously a really important skill, and I has it. Also, most have verrrrry average bodies.

 

[ElijaRDC]

i think the athlete bit was what threw me. he just didn't look like an athlete to me. if i hadn't seen his face i would've just assumed they were pics of kate hanging with some random naked dweeb she met on the street.

Meh. A number of pro baseball players are downright fat.

 

[pointless]

that's true. i'm quite fat myself, but prince fielder makes me feel thin.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

For all of you who've ever wished that Miles would quit being a crappy background political cheerleader and just be a regular Lit perv like the rest of its normal horny toads, this is what that universe is like.

So, whatever fail or squickiness it generates, be happy with it and keep shipping it.

 

[pointless]

you wanna hear squicky: i voted for her uncle once. yuck. never again.

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

I loved The Fappening. It showed me that for all their money and fame, most celebs have zero idea how to take a decent cell phone nudie, which is obviously a really important skill, and I has it. Also, most have verrrrry average bodies.

I've got to disagree. There were a couple that had skills. The actress that's playing Supergirl has some awesome pics. She set up a tripod and definitely knew how to operate a camera.

Jennifer Lawrence also had a pile of awesome pics.

 

[pointless]

nobody knows what fucking qualifiers are anymore.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I loved The Fappening. It showed me that for all their money and fame, most celebs have zero idea how to take a decent cell phone nudie, which is obviously a really important skill, and I has it. Also, most have verrrrry average bodies.

Maybe I'm misinterpreting, but are you saying Kate Upton has an average body?