Who wants to slather me with Vicks?

[ms_ann_thrope]

Not in the eyes please. Or ass.

 

[Balladeer08]

Not in the eyes please. Or ass.

Michael Vicks?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Well, no.

 

[eyer]

Not in the eyes please. Or ass.

Being the unselfishly compassionate human I am, I'd consider it...

...if you have a 10 foot-long tongue depressor, or something similar, handy.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

One would think that codeine and vicodin would be enough to either supress a cough or knock me out. I guess I'll add a benadryl every 15 minutes until just before I stop breathing.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Being the unselfishly compassionate human I am, I'd consider it...

...if you have a 10 foot-long tongue depressor, or something similar, handy.

I've got one of those toilet thingys.

 

[eyer]

I've got one of those toilet thingys.

You mean one of those bristly thingys...

...that always start off white, but quickly turn brownish white?

Aren't you concerned about fecal infection?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

You mean one of those bristly thingys...

...that always start off white, but quickly turn brownish white?

Aren't you concerned about fecal infection?

I have one of those too. I was thinking the suck tool- actually had to use that today. Accidentally spilled my coagulated spaghetti meat grease down the sink...hell, you don't care. Now there's fecal in my sink.


Benadryl is so pink. Good call.

 

[eyer]

I have one of those too. I was thinking the suck tool- actually had to use that today. Accidentally spilled my coagulated spaghetti meat grease down the sink...hell, you don't care. Now there's fecal in my sink.

Look on the bright side:

Now you can use your sink as an extra toilet.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Look on the bright side:

Now you can use your sink as an extra toilet.

I think I have achieved sleep velocity.
I'm so dry Aquaman couldn't fuck me.

 

[eyer]

I think I have achieved sleep velocity.
I'm so dry Aquaman couldn't fuck me.

Not to worry...

...smoot and his aids dick are always available.

 

[ChinaBandit]

Not to worry...

...smoot and his aids dick are always available.

If you cover yourself from head to toe with Preparation H the shrinkage would be immediate. I'm sure with a couple of application you would do us all a favor and vanish.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

5 hours of drug induced comasleep and I'm ready for a new day.

 

[chillywilly2]

Being the unselfishly compassionate human I am, I'd consider it...

...if you have a 10 foot-long tongue depressor, or something similar, handy.

would a canoe paddle work?

 

[Lancecastor]

Where is Birdy's parody thread for this?

SR71PLT is asking.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Not to worry...

...smoot and his aids dick are always available.

Yet you were the one that went and died...

 

[smoothg103rd]

☆raise hand☆

Me,me,me. Pick me.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Not to worry...

...smoot and his aids dick are always available.

Hater alter.

 

[zipman]

I think I have achieved sleep velocity.
I'm so dry Aquaman couldn't fuck me.

I didn't know Aquaman was gay

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I didn't know Aquaman was gay

The things you don't know would fill an ocean.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I guess she don't want it .

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I guess she don't want it .

I'm a vision of loveliness...

 

[smoothg103rd]

I'm a vision of loveliness...

Whatever this mean.

 

[Liar]

I only have those.

http://www.e-parapharmacie.fr/common/userFiles/prd_1684_zoom.jpg

I can manage pelter, not slather.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Last time I got this I had it for 8 weeks.