Lit Tits - for guys as well as girls

[lovetoread]

Maybe next week, after I figure out a way to winch up these old knockers into some semblance of nubile youth and vigour. Poor lasses, I swear, they are almost comatose today.

Once you figure it out, let me know so I can do the same.

 

[kindlykinky]

Sad face. So many lovely boobies not being shared Sorry, ladies.

 

[pink]

Maybe next week, after I figure out a way to winch up these old knockers into some semblance of nubile youth and vigour. Poor lasses, I swear, they are almost comatose today.

Mine went through a mammogram today. I am giving them the day off from a bra.

 

[lovetoread]

Mine went through a mammogram today. I am giving them the day off from a bra.

My last one left bruises all over me. The left one had to be done twice as they saw something that ended up with me just having dense breasts. I could barely move for a couple of days and people wonder why I dont like going to have it done.

If men had to have their penises smashed to look for cancer there would be a better way of scanning for it by now.

 

[Aphro]

Mine went through a mammogram today. I am giving them the day off from a bra.

Eh. Sorry about the boobsquash. Hope it's all good. I have a requisition for my first ever boobsquash, but I am procrastinating making the appointment.

 

[Aphro]

Once you figure it out, let me know so I can do the same.

I'm thinking of a block and tackle attached to the ceiling, with ropes coming down attached to nipple clamps. That way I can be perky and kinky at the same time.

 

[pink]

My last one left bruises all over me. The left one had to be done twice as they saw something that ended up with me just having dense breasts. I could barely move for a couple of days and people wonder why I dont like going to have it done.

If men had to have their penises smashed to look for cancer there would be a better way of scanning for it by now.

They had to redo my left one, I am sore. Plus, I can just imagine the ladies to reaction to how huge my breasts are. Normally I'm not self-conscious, today I was.

 

[pink]

Eh. Sorry about the boobsquash. Hope it's all good. I have a requisition for my first ever boobsquash, but I am procrastinating making the appointment.

I did too, don't feel bad. I put it off for almost 6 months after I got their letter, telling me it was time.

 

[ElasticMermaid]

Mine point mostly forward. At least in a bra.

 

[Spins]

Good night.

I would like to have words with the points <nods>

 

[kindlykinky]

Mine point mostly forward. At least in a bra.

Bravo.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Mine point mostly forward. At least in a bra.

Fantastic!

 

[pink]

You are lovely, EM.

 

[BCJ4]

You are lovely, EM.

You should see her face.

 

[pensivepoet]

[QUOTE=ElasticMermaid
Mine point mostly forward. At least in a bra.
Whoa! That was a beautiful surprise.

 

[Disgustipated]

Mine point mostly forward. At least in a bra.

Looks like Garnate's good boob.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Mine point mostly forward. At least in a bra.

Wonderful.

 

[pink]

You should see her face.

I bet she is.

 

[jason28053]

For a limited time only, check my profile pic.

outstanding! Brooke

 

[yossi]

That's what I like to see. A sampling of beautiful boobage. Wonderful!

 

[ElasticMermaid]

That's what I like to see. A sampling of beautiful boobage. Wonderful!

We are nipple twins.

I've never typed that sentence before.

 

[Wings]

We are nipple twins.

I've never typed that sentence before.

You and Neci are nipple twins too.

Gorgeous, darlings!

 

[yossi]

We are nipple twins.

I've never typed that sentence before.

So what are we gonna do about this nipple twin thing?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6OZoP2iWpnU

 

[BCJ4]

Maybe next week, after I figure out a way to winch up these old knockers into some semblance of nubile youth and vigour. Poor lasses, I swear, they are almost comatose today.

I'm thinking of a block and tackle attached to the ceiling, with ropes coming down attached to nipple clamps. That way I can be perky and kinky at the same time.

Something like this? Or maybe the other, it is mobile and a sling for each boob.

 

[Aphro]

Something like this? Or maybe the other, it is mobile and a sling for each boob.

That top one looks like just the ticket! I wonder if Home Depot can install one on my bedroom ceiling ?

The second looks like it would take up too much floor space. I would have to sew some sort of decorative cover as well, because it would clash with the rest of the furniture.